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Participants, history, best jokes, composition of the KVN team Kefir Nyagan Where: Nyagan, Khanta-Mansky Autonomous Okrug Composition of the KVN Kefir team: Babushkin Sasha, Kuznetsov Ruslan, Marchevsky Tolik, Shestakov Arkady, Krasnov Stasik, Zakharinsky Zhenya, Baimurzin Marat, Yanushkevich Dima and of course the famous mayor of Sochi. Since 2013, Zhenya “Specialty” has been participating in the team. Team style: A completely original team, very original musical inserts throughout the entire performance, subtle humor. The team is from the hospitable city of Nyagan, so hospitable that no one has ever returned from there. KVN team "Kefir" Nyagon - biography and photos of participants: Real name: Arkady Shestakov In the first game in the major league of 2010 (first 1/8 finals), he greatly impressed judge Tina Kandelaki, who invited him to her Moscow apartment to eat delicious rich borscht. Monya is a Republican. Monya is the only emo in the Taliban movement. Real name: Dmitry Yanushkevich There is a slight physical resemblance to Rivers Cuomo and Weezer. Real name: Evgeny Zakharinsky New face Shamil - deputy head of the culture department of Nyagoni, first appearance in the first 1/4 finals of 2011. Zhenya the Individual The best jokes from the KVN Kefir team: Nyagan is like a drug, you only have to try to leave there once and in a year, you will give absolutely everything to do it again! When the neighbors are noisy, Nikolai Valuev makes noise on the radiator with his refrigerator. Dima, how is the jellied meat? Today we will definitely be lucky, the fact is that my girlfriend is sitting in the hall with her boyfriend. And he believes in us! Dima, what will you be when you grow up? Arkady, who is this? As the nanny from kindergarten"We can't be intimidated by dogs." The best video miniatures from the KVN team Kefir Nyagan: Site for adults - site of a pension fund. I’ve been wanting to ask a question for a long time: will Zhenya sing? A song about how the Olympics in Sochi will punch a hole in the Russian budget in 17 years. "Behind the village near Dubkov, Serdyukov was building a house, A song about the Orenburg downy conflict. An incident at the railway station in the city of Nyagan. Three brave men at the Nyagan railway station. Train "Sapsan" Nyagan-Moscow. One song competition: Nyagan organized group "Neotsedy", crime chronicles of Nyagan to the music of "Boomer".
The presenter and director of one of the most popular television programs, which has become a national game played in Israel, Japan, and Australia, is the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful. President of the International KVN Union and the creative association "AMiK". IN CHAPTER:Decree of the President of the KVN MS on the ban on plus phonograms. Decree of the President of the KVN MS “On participation in non-KVN television projects.” Rules and instructions for the work of official MS KVN leagues PrefaceIn KVN, everything happens differently from normal people. Although normal people have their own reasonable traditions. For example, textbooks are republished every year, corrected and supplemented each time. This book has already gone through three reprints. And this is not the limit, comrades! After all, KVN changes along with our lives, which means the process of improvement is endless! The most amazing thing is that KVN members continue to read this book, most of which was written six or seven years ago, and even claim that reading this still implies not only historical interest, but also practical benefit. Our daysToday's KVN is as different from the KVN of 50 years ago as the first television receivers with a lens are different from modern devices with a flat screen, dolby surround sound and other bells and whistles. But still. Where did it all start? 1956Like a bolt from the blue, the 20th Congress of the CPSU. Stalin's personality cult has been exposed. There are no Sovremennik and Taganka films yet, the songs of Okudzhava and Vysotsky are not yet heard from all the windows, but there is already a breath of freedom in the country. Moscow becomes the capital of the World Festival of Youth and Students. Young heads are already full of happy hopes, creative projects... Here you can ask your questions to CEO AMIC, editors of the Major League of KVN, employees of the PR department and administrators of the site amik.ru. If you don’t know who exactly you should address your question to, select “Just a question” in the form. In this case, administrators will either independently determine who is authorized to answer your question, or answer it themselves. For answers to questions, see the section News - Answers to questions. | ||||||||||||||
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Major League | Major League Quarterfinals |
Other awards
- On April 7, 2011, the KVN team “Kefir” receives a 12th magnitude star “KEFIR” as a gift from fans. Nyagan" with coordinates: Alpha - 193652.05 Beta - 503811.9 in the International Star Catalog. The star is located in the constellation Cygnus - in honor of one of the fans - Alexander Lebedev, as well as with the active assistance of Valentina Moskvina and Natalia Bukonkina. A. Lebedev also made a glass ball with a model of this star and the system surrounding it inside (3D effect) - it was transferred to the Kefir team at music festival"Voting Kivin 2011" in Jurmala, Latvia.
Performance style
The general atmosphere of the team's performance falls under the definition of cosmic style.
Their jokes and the appearance of the characters on stage are always unpredictable. In addition to the successfully and competently created image of freaks, an even greater sense of the extraterrestrial that is happening on stage is added by the musical beats that accompany the team’s performance throughout its entire duration. It’s quite rare for teams to “achieve” almost every joke with a musical beat, but for Kefir the beats are an integral continuation of the jokes and set the viewer in the right mood before the next element of space.
For example, Kefir’s joke from the first game in the KVN Major League in 2010:
Monya, where did you get the button accordion? - Took it from Yuri Loza. - That's right, Loze doesn't care about the button accordion.
Team member Alexander Babushkin says:
“... As for space, naturally we have become accustomed to it. We have been working in this style for four years now and the result proves that we need to work in this style. This is assessed by different viewers...”
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Excerpt characterizing Kefir (KVN team)
“Well, that’s it now,” said Kutuzov, signing the last paper, and, standing up heavily and straightening the folds of his white plump neck, he headed towards the door with a cheerful face.
The priest, with blood rushing to her face, grabbed the dish, which, despite the fact that she had been preparing it for so long, she still did not manage to serve on time. And with a low bow she presented it to Kutuzov.
Kutuzov's eyes narrowed; he smiled, took her chin with his hand and said:
- And what a beauty! Thank you, my dear!
He took out several gold pieces from his trouser pocket and placed them on her plate.
- Well, how are you living? - said Kutuzov, heading towards the room reserved for him. Popadya, smiling with dimples on her rosy face, followed him into the upper room. The adjutant came out to Prince Andrei on the porch and invited him to have breakfast; Half an hour later, Prince Andrei was called again to Kutuzov. Kutuzov was lying on a chair in the same unbuttoned frock coat. He held in his hand French book and at the entrance of Prince Andrei, stabbing it with a knife, he turned it off. It was “Les chevaliers du Cygne”, the composition of Madame de Genlis [“Knights of the Swan”, Madame de Genlis], as Prince Andrei saw from the wrapper.
“Well, sit down, sit here, let’s talk,” said Kutuzov. - It's sad, very sad. But remember, my friend, that I am your father, another father... - Prince Andrei told Kutuzov everything he knew about the death of his father, and about what he saw in the Bald Mountains, driving through them.
- What... what have they brought us to! - Kutuzov suddenly said in an excited voice, obviously having clearly imagined, from the story of Prince Andrei, the situation in which Russia was. “Give me time, give me time,” he added with an angry expression on his face and, obviously not wanting to continue this conversation that worried him, said: “I called you to keep you with me.”
“I thank your lordship,” answered Prince Andrey, “but I’m afraid that I’m no longer fit for headquarters,” he said with a smile, which Kutuzov noticed. Kutuzov looked at him questioningly. “And most importantly,” added Prince Andrei, “I got used to the regiment, fell in love with the officers, and the people, it seems, loved me.” I would be sorry to leave the regiment. If I refuse the honor of being with you, then believe me...
An intelligent, kind and at the same time subtly mocking expression shone on Kutuzov’s plump face. He interrupted Bolkonsky:
– I’m sorry, I would need you; but you're right, you're right. This is not where we need people. There are always many advisers, but no people. The regiments wouldn’t be the same if all the advisers served there in regiments like you. “I remember you from Austerlitz... I remember, I remember, I remember you with the banner,” said Kutuzov, and a joyful color rushed into Prince Andrei’s face at this memory. Kutuzov pulled him by the hand, offering him his cheek, and again Prince Andrei saw tears in the old man’s eyes. Although Prince Andrei knew that Kutuzov was weak to tears and that he was now especially caressing him and feeling sorry for him out of a desire to show sympathy for his loss, Prince Andrei was both joyful and flattered by this memory of Austerlitz.
- Go your way with God. I know your path is a path of honor. – He paused. “I felt sorry for you in Bukarest: I should have sent you.” - And, changing the conversation, Kutuzov began to talk about Turkish war and the imprisoned world. “Yes, they reproached me a lot,” said Kutuzov, “both for the war and for the peace... but everything came on time.” Tout vient a point a celui qui sait attendre. [Everything comes on time for those who know how to wait.] And there were no fewer advisers there than here... - he continued, returning to the advisers who, apparently, were keeping him busy. - Oh, advisers, advisers! - he said. If we had listened to everyone, we would not have concluded peace there, in Turkey, and we would not have ended the war. Everything is quick, but quick things take a long time. If Kamensky had not died, he would have disappeared. He stormed the fortress with thirty thousand. Taking a fortress is not difficult, but winning a campaign is difficult. And for this you don’t need to storm and attack, but you need patience and time. Kamensky sent soldiers to Rushchuk, and I sent them alone (patience and time) and took more fortresses than Kamensky, and forced the Turks to eat horse meat. – He shook his head. - And the French will be there too! “Believe my word,” said Kutuzov, inspired, hitting himself on the chest, “they will eat my horse meat!” “And again his eyes began to blur with tears.
- However, before the battle will have to be accepted? - said Prince Andrei.
- It will have to be, if everyone wants it, there is nothing to do... But, my dear: there is nothing stronger than those two warriors, patience and time; they will do everything, but the advisers n "entendent pas de cette oreille, voila le mal. [They don’t hear with this ear - that’s what’s bad.] Some want, others don’t want. What to do? - he asked, apparently expecting an answer. “Yes, what do you tell me to do?” he repeated, and his eyes sparkled deeply, clever expression. “I’ll tell you what to do,” he said, since Prince Andrei still did not answer. – I’ll tell you what to do and what I’m doing. Dans le doute, mon cher,” he paused, “abstiens toi, [In doubt, my dear, refrain.],” he said with emphasis.
The composition of the KVN team “Kefir” first appeared on the stage of the Merry and Resourceful Club in 2006 and immediately won a separate niche for itself in the hearts of the club’s fans. Their bold jokes were very different from what the Club could offer up to that point, which is what made them stand out from the general background. But where did these guys come from and where did they disappear so suddenly?
KVN "Kefir" - historical background
The KVN team “Kefir” was presented to the fans of the Club by the Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug and, in particular, the town of Nyagan. As the participants themselves joked, “he is so hospitable that no one has ever returned from there.”
For the first time, young people showed themselves in 2006 at the league within their city. Already there they distinguished themselves with their unusual humor and “progressed” further - to intercity competitions uniting teams from Nizhnevartovsk and Nyagan itself.
Two years later, in 2008, the KVN team “Kefir” from the city of Nyagan took part in the Northern League and, unexpectedly for both competitors and themselves, received the title of champion. This opened up new opportunities for young people, such as participation in the First League.
year 2009. The KVN team from the city of Nyagan takes part in the First League in Minsk. In fact, at that moment the guys had little hope for anything, since they had little experience, time to prepare, and they were up against more experienced and successful teams. However, this did not prevent “Kefir” from reaching the finals of the competition. And although they never managed to win the championship title, young people from the northern part of the country were noticed and invited to participate in the Major League.
2010 An unprecedented achievement for the KVN team "Kefir" from the city of Nyagan, a rather little-known town, is participation in the Major League of the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful. It is worth giving the team members their due - they approached the issue of participation in this competition with all possible seriousness. Thorough preparation yielded results - without any problems, “Kefir” reached the semi-finals of the Major League. But here they were already opposed by the undoubtedly more experienced and famous “Triod and Diod”, participants from Dnepropetrovsk, as well as the 25th team, so Kefir’s ascent to the championship title in 2010 stopped at the semi-finals.
In the same 2010, the KVN team “Kefir” showed its best performances as part of the Sochi festival. And from this competition the young people did not go home empty-handed - they brought to Nyagan the honorary award of “Small KiViN in Gold”.
2011, and again the Major League. Both the jury members and the audience noted that the second time “Kefir” stood on stage more confidently. The style of jokes remains the same and once again delights the audience with its originality. However, the lack of sufficient experience or good advisers affects the result - the team again stops at the semi-final stage, although they are just a little short of reaching the final.
Although at the festival in Jurmala “Kefir” was again rehabilitated and received the “Voting KiViN”. Many television viewers and jury members noted that at the games in Jurmala, young people behave more freely and relaxed. Apparently nervous tension The Major League did not allow Kefir to give it their all.
For some reason, in 2012, the KVN team “Kefir” Nyagan decided to take a break. It is unknown what caused this decision - high nervous tension, an exhausted archive of jokes, or simply a lack of sufficient funding for constant trips to the capital for competitions, but the fact remains that this year about young people from Khanty-Mansiysk Autonomous Okrug few have heard.
2013 could have been a triumphant return for Kefir, especially since they were again promoted to the Major League. Unfortunately, the new performances were almost a failure. The jury members noted that over the past year the team could devote time to their development and serious preparation for the Major League, especially since many spectators were waiting for their return and were favorably disposed to perceive their peculiar humor. But the preparation turned out to be very weak, and “Kefir” stopped at the quarterfinal stage.
After this, the composition of the KVN team from the city of Nyagan no longer appeared on the Big stage Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful.
Style
Despite their provincial origins and the obvious lack of necessary experience, the young people from Kefir showed that even the lack of significant funding is not a reason for losing style. The team took to the stage in classic white shirts and black trousers, using additional paraphernalia on the required numbers.
As a rule, there were always four members of the cast on stage, who read out all the jokes. The fifth participant, and we’ll talk about him a little later, is a very charismatic personality, whose appearance was perfectly described in one of the team’s first jokes: “he’s like a KVnova thief in law - sometimes he comes out.”
Compound
“Kefir” from the day of its foundation was a male team, in which a little later a girl from “Riga Goths” appeared. The main performing lineup includes five people:
- Captain Shestakov Arkady, he is also the frontman.
- Ruslan Popovich or Monya.
- Baimurzin Marat or Marat Obama.
- Evgeny Zakharinsky, aka Leila.
- Dmitry Yanushkevich - just Dima.
"Kefir" from Nyagan: from left to right - Monya, Marat, Tolik, Arkady "
A little later, Anatoly Marchevsky or simply Tolik joined the main team.
The Kefir team was a mouthful fresh air among the same-format jokes of other participants, so the lack of proper preparation and quick departure from the stage became a real disappointment for the audience and KVN fans. We can only hope that Nagyan will once again present the Big Stage of the Cheerful and Resourceful Club with an equally original composition, but with an appropriate base and a good tendency to learn and develop.
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