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Hello! I saw an idea for a gift in contact New Year. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.

I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.

And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box

Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:

Such a sun can only have everything

depends on you!

Are you moving towards a better life?

situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.

There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but

delay may be beneficial

Think about your health

Big hugs await you

Ahead - a gentle kiss

You are lucky! So be more modest

Don't relax too much

Approach your boss with the left foot - and you will be greeted with

promotion.

Always smile! And no one will call you

a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one

will call you a bore.

Beware of the bald ones

A sharp turn awaits in life

Today is the best day for you! Like all

rest!

you are located in on the right track.

Having conquered one mountain, start storming

A surge of energy will help you cope with

large volume of unplanned work.

Accept what you cannot change and you will

you will feel better.

Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.

It's time to act!

May the world be filled with peace and

goodwill.

Working with new partners will be very

profitable.

Work on diplomatic

abilities - they will be very useful for

implementation of ideas.

unexpected.

Romance will take you in a new direction.

From now on your kindness will lead you to

Today you will have a beautiful day.

Measure twice, cut once!

Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.

Nightingales are not fed fables.

Focus on family and harmony with

the surrounding world.

A happy life is right in front of you.

Now it's time to try something

Patience! You're almost there.

He who knows is rich enough.

Do what your soul and body ask for

He who does not expect gratitude will never

will be disappointed.

Luck carries you through all difficult times.

Pay special attention to old friendships.

Physical activity will significantly improve

your views on life today.

Good time to finish old ones

beginnings.

Good news will come to you by mail.

Well done is better than well said.

Even though some people try to stop you, you

you will still achieve your goals.

A person is never too old to learn. New

knowledge will bring you success.

Whatever is done is for the better.

Do what you must, and come what may.

It's time to move. Your mood

will improve.

You have to consider the unexpected.

offer

Don't give up and get what you want

Someone needs your support

If you want to be successful, you must look

as if you have it.

Best the enemy of the good.

The funniest desire is to please everyone.

What we ask for is what we receive.

The only difference between the winner and the loser is

that it rises one time more than

Remember that every day is the first of the rest

parts of life.

In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often

We waste our energy on trifles.

Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either

how could it be!

The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.

When God closes a door, he opens a window

The road of a thousand miles begins with the first

Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.

Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.

Professionals built the Titanic!

It's better to regret what you did, not what you did

didn't.

He who stands still goes back.

Whatever is not done is for the better.

No one is defeated until he admits

yourself defeated.

Fighting is always justified if you know why

strive.

The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget

the main thing, and this is the main thing!

Don't try to be a hero until they call you.

These people and these events in your life turned out to be

here because you brought them here yourself. That,

Never ask anyone for anything, especially those

whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything

Only fools are lucky once. The smart ones are lucky

Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what

what comes out of them.

Do what you can with what you have

where you are now.

will happen.

Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.

you were worried yesterday.

There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,

you at least have two options.

If you were born without wings, don't bother them

A dog has so many friends because he wags.

tail, not wagging tongue

You are unique, just like everyone else.

Love your enemies... this will definitely lead them to

rabies!

There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out

there is where the entrance is.

It’s not enough to know your worth - you also have to use it

The wind of wanderings blows over you.

Be carefull!

Expect changes.

Don't miss important news.

Wait for your budget to be replenished.

Be careful on the road.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Lead ordinary life in an unusual way.

Don't look for external enemies: to understand that

hinders your development, look inside

Be attentive to the clues of fate.

If the well is clogged, now is the time to

clear.

Winning comes from what you have to

breake down.

It's time to finish the old and start new.

If you don't want serious shocks,

analyze your attitude towards your own

personality.

Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.

Don't expect too much and don't think too much

the final result.

Explore your shadow sides; understand that

attracts misfortunes into your life.

Finish what you started.

Be patient and if the decision is yours

That's right, the Universe will support him.

Don't get emotional.

Take a closer look at your health.

Enjoy your luck and share it with

the people around you.

Don't expect quick results.

Important news will come very soon.

Be persistent in the battle with your own

selfishness.

Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or

untimely action.

Go with the flow of life without judgment and

trying to understand her.

Don't overestimate your strength: it can

lead to overvoltage.

Events are completely out of your control.

Think and don't rush into action.

The time has come to act, even if from you

requires jumping into the void.

Don't try to stubbornly express your will

a life that has been a secret until now

Be alert and avoid trouble.

If you show initiative, success will not

will make you wait.

Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations

expectations.

The problem is not where you think it is.

Someone is trying to interfere or harm

It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not

Your power!

The answer to your question is related to some

a man perhaps well known to you.

Something new will come into your life that

will significantly affect your personality.

Take a close look at your

environment: someone can take you to the very

decisive moment.

You hope not in vain!

The result of your actions may be

unexpected.

Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.

You will finally be able to unlock the rusty

What you strive for is not worth yours

The main characteristic of the current situation

Ignorance.

The offer that will be made to you will not

Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about

you think - right!

You can't cope with your problems alone

problems.

From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be

Wait a little, and the next day

will bring you unexpected long-awaited

You aimed for a long time, but made a mistake. Your

the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours

prey, just try your best

appreciate it.

Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very

cozy and warm.

So as not to feel very lonely,

help others reach the top too.

Your best chance is coming soon.

The more you hunt for the big ones

Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will

will certainly come to you on its own

Show less pride and be

careful in actions.

The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when

waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated

rich, most importantly, make sure that no one

trampled.

People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite

fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come

flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come

your triumph.

You have cared for the tree long and hard, and

finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches

bend under their unbearable weight -

It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.

The one who in the coming days will do to you

nice gift first, knows about you almost

All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult

path, but you can only reach its end

You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.

Step aside, carefully

consider your dream - it is near you.

Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never

will be disappointed

Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and

you will buy two new ones.

Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with

treasures. Be smart, don't take it

everything - take exactly as much as you can

carry away. But by all means give half

You are lost in a deep, dark forest.

Look around you - a man who,

will certainly help you get out, is located

very close to you at your distance

outstretched arm.

Open up and let the light into that part of you

a life that was still a mystery.

Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.

doubly for you.

The dawn is coming, for which many await

of people. But only you can catch the first one

joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you

You will live to be 100 years old!

You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason you don’t

You can take a deep, full breath.

Take courage: and then luck will come to you

to you from magical lands.

Your other half thinks you're great

With great love you will be turned to the stormy

Something exciting awaits you

If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel

his age

You and your soulmate will meet

Your soul mate will help you in everything

household chores

Your soulmate will show you their feelings

A romantic trip awaits you

first class

A special morning awaits you

You will be immensely happy

Something special awaits you

You will feel the scent of love

You will live without looking back

Your significant other will not judge you harshly for

Your misdeeds

You are the perfect couple

Lady and gentleman - your roles this year

Many magical moments of solitude await you

A romantic dinner awaits you

Something cute and mischievous awaits you...

Emotions will overwhelm you

An unusual trip awaits you

Trust your intuition, the more you

think, the less you will understand

You will see your soulmate in everything

Something exciting awaits you both

A romantic walk awaits you

You will understand who the love of your life is

Something tempting awaits you

A home surprise awaits you

You will be in each other's heart

You should change your outlook on life

A responsible conversation awaits you

Someone cares very much about your feelings and

Your soul mate will invest everything in you

You will see everything with every glance

Many things will become obvious to you

You will get answers to your questions

You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one

You are at the beginning of something new

Together you will open a new chapter

You will receive a good sign

Your loved one's world will revolve around

You can easily overcome complications in relationships

You will be inundated with gifts

Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like

living together

A joint sports holiday awaits you

Your life won't be boring

Everything in your life will be shared by two

Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours

You will have more fun with your significant other than with

by anyone else

A hurricane of emotions awaits you

Someone will take very tender care of you

Declarations of love await you

Take photos together

Home will be the most comfortable place

Your soul mate will be your best support and

support

You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.

You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart

You will be the perfect couple

Love will warm you from the inside

Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency

Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now

For your other half - you are something special

You will have someone to fool around with

Write a wish list

Your romantic dreams will come true

Catch a thousand kisses

amazing reward awaits

Someone is looking for a way to your heart

A chance meeting awaits you

You have to make the largest bet in

of your life

You will shine brighter than the stars

You are in for a luxurious holiday

Catch air kisses...

Expect an unusual declaration of love

Take a closer look at your

surroundings

Thoughts about love will help you move mountains

Someone is looking forward to meeting you

Crazy fun awaits you

Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes

You will choose with your heart, not your mind.

Wait for a romantic phone call

You'll miss someone

Look at life from a different perspective

The worst is over

Some problems remain, and we need to solve them

better not alone

Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main

Don't rush things - it will cause harm

Events are developing rapidly. Trust

their flow

Don't change your course.

In love to you this moment subject to

a lot of things.

Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference

even sweeter.

Less complaints!

Avoid quarrels.

Don't deviate from your principles.

You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.

You will receive important advice from others

Don't chase profit.

Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal

life will be in chaos.

We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances

The time has come for updates.

There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead

a rise is expected.

Communication is more necessary than ever.

You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.

Decide on your desires

A joyful event awaits you, but you need

be as friendly as possible.

Only well-thought-out plans will come true.

Appreciate what you already have.

Execution cherished desire getting close.

Try not to take hasty

decisions - clarity will come soon.

It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man

and an experienced person.

You're on your way to the top of your relationship.

Show courage and determination.

Make your plans boldly!

Your slogan is patience and no haste.

Soon there will be a person who will help you.

If you follow the chosen direction,

the result will exceed all expectations.

Very good time to realize your

Take your desires more seriously

halves!

Think more realistically.

Appreciate what may disappear

Give half of yourself to the person you love

Help your other half with work matters

You are made for each other

You will feel hot from feelings and emotions

Don't let stress dampen your passion

Always be on the side of your loved one

Forget about the past and new doors will open

Don't let your relationship stagnate

Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How

Can one control others without self-control?

Human decoration - wisdom, decoration

wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility

Courage, the adornment of courage is gentleness.

The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.

You can lead a camel to water, but you can't

make him drink.

Lush foliage of those trees with roots

deep.

He who treads softly will go far

your way.

"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime

curse the darkness"

"To learn to run, you must first

learn to walk."

The wise man walks without leaving traces

Tall towers are measured in length

the shadow they cast, but great people -

number of envious people.

Today they confess their love to you.

Stands in a boat going against the current,

stop, as she will immediately be carried back.

A close neighbor is better than a distant relative

Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.

Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they

promote right actions; good

the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps

There are minor conversations to be had.

In the end - happiness.

Don't take medications. There will be joy.

Stick to who you follow.

Don't take your loss or loss to heart.

acquisition

Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path

You will rise to the royal court

You will make your home abundant.

You're on the right track! Do not stop!

You hope not in vain!

Your goal is achievable!

Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else

Do not act in accordance with the old ones

right for yourself.

Be patient and if your decision is correct,

The universe will support him.

Focus on the present.

Trust what happens to you.

Unexpected news awaits you.

Look in the mirror and you will see a charming

little face.

Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.

Everything will be fine!

You will do something useful!

If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A

if you don't start anything, then nothing

will happen.

Remember, there is always tomorrow.

Pay attention to the beauty around you

You are unique - remember that!

Don't miss important news.

Wait for the budget to be replenished.

The stars are favorable to you.

Spend time on your home.

You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Think not only about yourself, but also about others.

Cast aside your doubts.

Don't stray from your chosen path.

There may be surprises.

Think about your decision again.

Only if you are collected and focused,

You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.

To survive, stock up on strong threads

relationships.

This day promises you brilliant prospects.

Don't even try to calculate plans for

the coming week! She will still be there

unpredictable.

Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile

Today you will receive a worthy reward for

your courage.

Everything will work out very well at work and at home.

successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to

appreciate your extraordinary

capabilities.

Today is the best day for you! Like all

rest!

At work, everything works out in your favor.

After the rain the sun shines brighter

Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself

have fun!

Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite

Try to please your significant other more often

cute gifts and pleasant

surprises!

Beautiful ones will open before you

opportunities to climb the career ladder.

The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it

lucky chance.

If you pay more attention to the second

soul mate, your relationship will be simple

fabulous!

Do not relax! Lucky case

will turn up, if only you are not lazy.

Work to your full potential, and then there will be something waiting for you

well-deserved reward.

The day is conducive to work, but not excessive

activity.

What was not possible before can suddenly

get moving.

Creative energy combined with

a pragmatic approach can give

results that will make you feel

internal satisfaction and positive

It is customary to say that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Therefore, in order not to sit in melancholy all year later, you need to try to make sure that New Year's Eve everyone had fun and everyone had good mood! Toasts, wishes and gifts are something that everyone has long been accustomed to. So that neither you nor your guests get bored with traditional holiday rituals, you should diversify the main winter holiday with comic New Year's predictions.

Such predictions will intrigue you and keep you from getting bored, and most importantly, such entertainment does not require much preparation and requires a minimum of funds. In addition, cool predictions for guests for the New Year 2017 will appeal to everyone, no matter how old the person is, six or sixty.

How to make predictions for the New Year 2017

In order for all the guests to like the predictions, you need to think in advance about the form in which you will present them. There are many options here: it all depends on your imagination. Try decorating them on small New Year's cards with printed or handwritten text pasted into them. You can make your predictions short, funny in verse and bake them in cookies, put them in regular balloons, or make your own candy wrappers with predictions and wrap candy in them.

It's even more interesting if New Year's predictions number them on pieces of paper, and stick the numbers to the bottom of glasses of drinks and distribute them to all guests. When guests have a drink, they can simply call out their number, and you will tell them from the list what awaits them in 2017. Comic predictions can be written on pieces of paper for each of the zodiac signs. In this case, it’s enough to figure out what the year of the Rooster has in store for each sign, and it doesn’t matter how many guests come to you - prophecies will be prepared for everyone.

For another exciting entertainment, you should buy small trinkets (keychains, badges, small souvenirs) in advance, wrap them in paper and put them in a hat. Guests will take turns pulling packages out of the hat, and what will be inside will symbolize what awaits the person in the coming year. For example, if a person pulled out a badge with the name of a country on it, it means that a journey awaits him, and a heart keychain indicates new feelings or relationships.

In order not to get bored sitting at the table during the holiday, you can take into account old way fortune telling on bottles. To do this, you need to put papers with predictions in several empty bottles and arrange them in a circle. One of the guests is blindfolded and placed in the center, after which he selects one bottle by touch, and the contents will become his prophecy for the coming year.

To make fortune telling even more memorable, you can dress up as a gypsy. This will create the appropriate atmosphere and lift the spirits of those present at the holiday. To create the image of a gypsy, every woman will have the necessary things in her home. For this you will need a colorful fluffy skirt, a bright scarf and jewelry - beads, bracelets, rings. When such a gypsy reads the prophecies, the mood of all the guests will rise, and if these predictions are in verse and funny, then this will add zest to the holiday.

Examples of poetic predictions for the New Year 2017

Predictions written on pieces of paper in verse should not be long. This is especially convenient if you are going to bake them in cookies. The poem won’t take up much space and you don’t have to worry about how to put it in the baked goods. Here are some examples:

1. “From now on, you will continue to look younger and prettier”;

2. “A trip to the sea awaits you soon”;

3. “On the personal front, everything will be fine”;

4. “A sea of ​​wild fun awaits you at the end of the week”;

5. “The coming New Year will not bring you any trouble”;

6. “Predictions don’t lie – travel awaits you”;

7. “The problems are minutes, but the money will come”;

8. “You will be so lucky in amorous affairs that ah”;

9. “Bad weather is not a hindrance, only the path to success awaits you”;

10. “Look at everything cheerfully and take care of your health”;

11. “A budget replenishment awaits you at the beginning of summer”;

12. “Soon you will be very lucky and the money will drop”;

13. “Unexpected love will make everything inside shine”;

14. “Expect only the best news from your true friends.”

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New Year's Eve is a fun holiday that is usually celebrated in a noisy company of relatives, friends and good acquaintances. The main thing to take care of this winter evening is a hearty treat. However, without entertainment, a holiday may seem boring. To have fun, you can come up with predictions for the New Year, comic fortune telling and games.

When can you use funny predictions?

the main task comic predictions- entertainment and uplifting. You should not take such an undertaking too seriously. However, there were also cases when the received prediction was exactly fulfilled.

So that none of the guests are offended or upset, you need to choose good wishes, congratulations and toasts. It's a good idea to use jokes and humor. Games in this manner will be appropriate in any company:

  • in the family circle;
  • at a New Year's meeting with friends;
  • at a corporate event;
  • during New Year's evenings in cafes and restaurants;
  • at children's New Year's parties.

The only rule is that wishes and predictions should be appropriate to the age of the players.

Types of comic fortune telling and predictions

The choice of games and entertainment at the holiday largely depends on the imagination of the organizer. They can be presented in various types and forms:

  • fortune telling;
  • comic predictions for the New Year;
  • predictions-toasts;
  • gypsy fortune telling
  • entertaining competition.

To create a mysterious atmosphere, you can use “magic” objects:

  • a bag of prophecies;
  • a deck of cards;
  • a bag or chest with magical symbols;
  • colored cards;
  • balls;
  • “magic” candies.

Funny predictions

Playful prophecies resonate with guests at any party or banquet. Here you can come up with any predictions in prose and poetry, the main thing is that they are kind and as frivolous as possible. At the holiday, everyone present should enjoy and have fun, and not look for possible coincidences with life.

It is better to design the game in such a way that the guests receive random wishes. You can do this in several ways:

  1. . All cookies are laid out on a large platter and participants are invited to choose one.
  2. Place notes with wishes in candy wrappers. Distribute as you would for cookies.
  3. inflate Balloons and put notes inside. At the appointed time, the balloons are distributed to the guests and asked to burst them. In this case, it is worth stocking up a little more balls than the number of guests, since the balloons may burst at the wrong time.
  4. You can stick notes with numbers on the bottom of the plates. All plates are left on a separate tray at the entrance. Each guest chooses his own plate. When it's time to play, the guests call out the numbers and the host reads out the predictions.

In the video there is an option with cookies:

You can come up with dozens of your own interesting predictions, or you can use ready-made ideas:

  1. Hard work with spoon and fork at today's feast can bring great results.
  2. You should pay close attention to every glass you take this evening - there is a risk of letting it slip past your lips.
  3. Today will be the most best evening, As the others.
  4. Cockroaches living in the head will experience extreme happy year.
  5. In the near future, the realization will come that the inner core is nothing more than an awl in one place.
  6. There is one bad news - weight gain will soon occur. The good news is that this increase will be in the wallet area.
  7. Your next vacation will be in a place where everything is inclusive. Even if it is a relative's house.
  8. There is a sign: if neighbors from below are knocking on the radiator, then in the next few hours there will be a cheerful celebration in a noisy company.
  9. In the new year there will be a meeting with a goldfish, but the fish will be baked and with vegetables.
  10. Next year, watch your step carefully, then you won’t be able to stray from the road leading to great luck.
  11. In the near future you will be able to get rid of one of your bad habits. But make no mistake, 2 new ones will appear soon.
  12. If you find a foreign object in a plate of salad, don’t be upset, this is a lucky sign.

Comic predictions based on zodiac signs

Lovers astrological horoscopes will certainly appreciate the forecasts that are intended separately for each zodiac sign. It is better to write notes with funny predictions not on white paper, but on multi-colored paper. For creating magical atmosphere It’s worth decorating them with large and small stars.

Options:

  1. Aries men can now prepare for sharp turns in their lives. These are profitable deals and changes for the better. In other words, life will drive Aries into a stall with curly sheep and fragrant hay. Aries women urgently need to straighten their curls and polish their hooves - they need to meet their happiness and pleasant surprises from life fully armed.
  2. Hot Taurus men must be assertive and steadfast in their decisions. Only in this case will they achieve their goals. They will be able to share happiness with a gentle and caring “chick”. It's time for Taurus women to come down from the clouds to the ground and start taking action. In the new year, each of them will reveal a new side of themselves. The obstinate “chicks” will become peaceful, and the quiet ones will receive a boost of energy.
  3. Life is going well for a Gemini man in the coming year the best way. He will be surrounded by good, loyal friends, and there will always be a free minute for his favorite activity. In addition, in Gemini, others will recognize a wise leader. The Gemini woman will be able to strengthen her brilliant reputation. However, this is only possible if, instead of the bitter truth, she gives people a charming smile.
  4. Cancer men will be able to find the most precious pearl even in the darkest of days, but for this they will have to work hard. Shy Cancer women risk being left without great love or fulfillment of hopes. To prevent this from happening, it’s time to stop moving backwards and burying yourself in the sand.
  5. To take their place in the sun, Leo men will have to make a lot of effort. However, you shouldn’t expect any unpleasant surprises from the coming year - it will go smoothly and evenly. Graceful Lionesses women will be able to rest a little and stop carrying everything on their fragile shoulders. The situation will resolve itself.
  6. Instead of self-examination, Virgo men should engage in self-development. This will not only increase self-esteem, but also improve relationships with friends and family. Virgo women should focus on receiving pleasure. Holidays, mass celebrations, meetings with close and old friends - all this will help you take your mind off problems and find self-love.
  7. The stars in the sky are aligned in such a way that Libra men will not be able to avoid gifts of fate and successful resolution of problems. However, it takes a little effort to spin the wheel of fortune. It's time for Libra women to stop hesitating and weigh the pros and cons. You need to live this year as you dreamed. You need to release your emotions and dissolve in them.
  8. Life will be in full swing for Scorpio men next year. To get everything done, they should carefully plan their day. As for those around you, they are unlikely to make plans for revenge, so there is no need to look askance at them. Scorpio women will shine more than ever in the near future. But for this you need to get creative. Those around you will be able to discern in Scorpio not only a player on nerves, but also talented artist, poet or cook.
  9. It's time for the Sagittarius man to stop threatening the world with sharp arrows. The universe will certainly respond to such a gesture with favor and success in business. Sagittarius will only have to enjoy life. The Sagittarius woman will have a lot of opportunities in the coming year to become even more beautiful, better and smarter. It is worth taking advantage of such offers, since big changes await Sagittarius in the near future. IN new life you need to go in prepared.
  10. This is not the time for Capricorn men to dig in their heels. Looking around, Capricorn will definitely find a reason for joy and fun. It will be much more pleasant to experience delight with the only muse who will surround you with care. Capricorn women can be completely confident that events will not pass them by next year. Romantic events await some, while exciting travels and adventures await others.
  11. For life to flow in the right direction, an Aquarius man needs to make an effort. However, you shouldn’t get excited over trifles. The most important thing in the coming year is the support of loved ones and peace of mind. The time has come for pragmatic Aquarius women to call a little time out and do something extraordinary, for example, go on a trip without money or fall in love at first sight.
  12. It's time for Pisces men to change their boring jobs and do what they have long dreamed of. Routine, like stagnant water in an aquarium, will not bring anything good. Pisces women will be able to devote themselves to family this year. “Heating the hearth” and “spawning” can be a fun and enjoyable activity.


Magic toasts-predictions

Magic toasts can help the toastmaster when the participants of the holiday sat down at the table after dancing. This will not allow guests to relax for a minute, because their main task for today is entertainment and pleasure. When coming up with toasts, you need to make sure that they are short, bright and funny:

  1. Kindness, smiles, sun, peace. And soon it will be new flat.
  2. May you be surrounded by comfort every day, and may your income always grow.
  3. Ride the wave of good luck, let there be a summer house in the Maldives.
  4. This is a toast to good health, and let it be accompanied by career growth.
  5. Now there is no need to be sad in vain, because soon there will be new friends.
  6. Success accompanies you in all your endeavors and may you live the best life.

Comic predictions for corporate events and colleagues

Corporate events often bring together a large, diverse group. For this reason, it is more difficult to come up with humorous wishes for colleagues. Some of those present are still young, others will soon retire. Some of the guests have not yet managed to start a family and children, while others will never be able to. Some parents are in good health, others are not.

In order not to touch a person's nerve, you should avoid jokes about age, children, and parents. You should also not mention weight, nationality and religion. It’s better to come up with jokes and wishes that relate directly to work. In this case, you can lightly scold the person, but then be sure to say good words:

  1. Enter the boss's office only with your left foot - after this you will receive a promotion.
  2. Dozens of adventures and a lot of vivid sensations await you.
  3. Fate will soon gild the pen and send you a good payday on the card.
  4. Be smiling and energetic, then the whole year will go great.
  5. When celebrating major victories in life, it’s worth stocking up on plenty of tea.
  6. Take heart! In the near future, money will begin to attack from all sides.
  7. There will be a strong explosion in the coming year. This will make all existing competitors and ill-wishers burst with envy.
  8. There will be a promotion at work soon: the office will be moved 2 floors higher.
  9. Look forward with hope - happiness awaits around the corner.
  10. You should expect success in your work by next Saturday.
  11. Delight awaits the heart - soon there will be a salary increase.
  12. Life will give you real, kind, sympathetic, superior friends.


Comic predictions for an adult company

If a group of adults gathers, this does not mean that preference is given only to a rich snack and alcoholic drinks. Adults, no less than children, love to play fun games and have fun, so predictions and comic fortune-telling about the New Year will be greeted with enthusiasm. At the same time, you can add a little “pepper”. This makes the predictions even more interesting:

  1. In the near future, there will be no room left for gray everyday life - they will be brightened up by a whirlwind romance with a charming lover (mistress).
  2. In the coming year, the body itself will decide how much it sleeps, where and with whom. It’s better not to contradict him - he knows better.
  3. Fate is actively sending signals, so you shouldn’t refuse to dance with people of the opposite sex tonight.
  4. Look around more often - next year favorable for intimate acquaintances.
  5. A tour of Europe is already awaiting, and every day will be lucky in the horoscope.
  6. Soon you will run aground, there is a five-star hotel nearby.
  7. The New Year promises good luck and a dacha located near the sea.

Predictions for children

If you need to organize entertainment for schoolchildren and children, then you need to approach the preparation more creatively. Children of all ages love mystery and magic. It is better to write your wishes on colorful shiny mini-cards.

Prophecies should be kind, funny, and understandable to students. It’s even better to formalize them in the form of wishes. When coming up with suitable options, you shouldn’t put a lot of meaning into them. On the contrary, the more ridiculous the prediction sounds, the more fun and funny it will be for the children.

  1. This year will be sweet, my friend. You will receive a bag of chocolate as a gift.
  2. You will lift a 10 ton weight and you will be the main champion
  3. If you find a new planet in the sky, you will receive a super prize - a rocket.
  4. You can easily learn 105 languages.
  5. Easy to play concert hall you can play the violin and piano.

Fanta

The comic game Fanta has been popular for several decades. This type of entertainment is best suited for those occasions when there are 10 or more participants. The point of fortune telling is to collect a small object from all participants. It could be a hairpin, keychain or something else. The main thing is that the owner can be immediately identified from this item.

The collected items are placed in a large bowl and covered with a thick cloth. Alternatively, you can use an opaque bag. The game will also require predictions. They are written on separate small pieces of paper, carefully rolled up and placed in another container.

The presenter says the following phrase:

- What will happen to this phantom...

After that, he puts his hand into the container with personal items and pulls out 1 of them. The next step is to take out the note with the prediction and read it out loud.

Gypsy comic fortune telling for the New Year

Gypsies have the ability to predict future events. At the same time, not every person will agree to the offer to “gild the handle” when they see a gypsy on the street or in a passage. However, at the New Year's holiday there are hardly those who do not want to lift the secret veil of the future, even if it is only a fun game.

The role of the gypsy can be played by the toastmaster or one of the guests of the holiday organizers. To create the right atmosphere, just wear a wide, colorful skirt and throw a scarf over your shoulders.

There can be many game options. To do this, you need to use props. This is a deck of cards, a magic bag and much more.

Gypsy fortune telling

An original entertainment for guests will be the gypsy's comic prediction for the New Year and Christmas. To do this you will need a deck of fake cards. On one side of such a card there will be a colored back, and on the other - the text of the prediction. The gypsy fan reveals the cards and invites guests to draw 1. The prophecies here can be different:

  1. It is better to stay away from casual relationships, as they can lead to unpleasant consequences.
  2. It is better to refuse in time from partying at someone else’s expense. We must not forget that cheese can only be free in a mousetrap. Later they can calculate with interest.
  3. An ardent admirer will appear in the near future, but you should not completely surrender to your feelings. First you need to check the relationship for falsehood.
  4. There will soon be clarity in all financial matters. Income will increase sharply.
  5. Gossipers may be lurking behind your back. To avoid such a turn, be more careful.
  6. The wind of distant wanderings is ready to call for you. Don't give up in a hurry - the trip promises pleasant memories.
  7. In the near future, wealth and recognition may fall on your head. At such moments, do not forget about your loved ones.
  8. Even if things aren't going smoothly right now, don't give up. A little more effort, and luck will certainly overtake you.
  9. An unexpected event will happen soon. If you approach the problem wisely, everything will turn out well.


Fortune telling magic bag

Variety comic fortune telling Gypsy can become a game of “Magic Bag”. It is carried out as follows. Small items are placed in a fabric bag or dark opaque bag. For each of these things, the prediction is written down on a piece of paper:

  1. Flower. The person who receives such an item will in the near future experience great success in business and popularity among people of the opposite sex.
  2. Ring. If you find a ring, it promises a quick wedding or pleasant changes in your life. personal life.
  3. Button. This is a symbol of a large family, its imminent replenishment.
  4. Candy. It symbolizes a sweet, carefree life, tempting offers in the near future.
  5. Handkerchief. To a temporary separation that will end with a joyful meeting.
  6. A crust of bread. The player who comes across this item will soon encounter difficulties, but will be able to overcome them.
  7. Bell or bell. Great fun, partying and happiness are already knocking on the door.
  8. Coin. This main symbol wealth, profit. A person may soon receive an inheritance or win the lottery.
  9. Key. In the near future it is possible to change your place of residence, buy an apartment or house.
  10. Bird feather. The player expects good news and news. They all promise positive changes in life.
  11. Sliver. A small piece of wood promises good health.
  12. Horseshoe. Soon life will get better. Changes will affect finances, love affairs and relationships between loved ones.
  13. Beans (beans). It is a symbol of family happiness.
  14. Bright ribbon. Soon there will be a long journey, full of bright moments.

Merry New Year's fortune telling

You can offer your guests a simple, but at the same time funny fortune telling on cards. It can put you in a positive mood and make even the most inveterate skeptic smile.

Gypsy proposes accurate fortune telling, which will always tell only the truth. For maximum efficiency, a child is invited to sit on a deck of cards. After this, the gypsy asks each of the guests to draw 1 card from the deck. Those participants who draw a card with the suit of hearts next year will live happily and richly. The main trick is to first buy several identical decks of cards and select only cards with the suit of hearts. Thus, each participant in this game receives only a good and kind prediction.

All the above-described games, toasts, predictions and playful fortune-telling are just a small part of the entertainment that can be offered for entertainment on a festive evening. They are as versatile as possible and are suitable for family, friends, colleagues, and children.

Anton Smekhov

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If you want to add some variety to your New Year's celebration, make sure you have some entertainment. An excellent option is comic predictions for the New Year 2020. Funny New Year's prophecies will appeal to family and friends. This game is also suitable for corporate events. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find the Metal Rat's comic forecasts about the future, which are appropriate in different companies.

List of comic predictions

Health


The selection begins with health predictions for 2020. Of course, they have a humorous slant, but some can be taken into account.

  • “You won’t get sick in winter if you don’t forget to wear a warm scarf!”
  • “Everything will be ok with your health if you gather friends more often!”
  • “If you harden yourself, you won’t go to the doctor!”
  • “You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!”
  • “If you lie naked on the ice, then the germ will no longer creep up on you!”
  • “Save yourself from illnesses like this - more sports get busy!”
  • “To improve your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!”

Career and work


***
This year predicts a lot of money and success!
Raise your glass
And may you be lucky!

***
Are you expecting a miracle in the New Year?!
And the reason sounds like a toast -
Rapid growth in your career awaits you!

***
If you work like a horse,
Life will not be sweet!
In the New Year there will be a moment for rest,
And for a driving weekend, this is no joke!

***
In the New Year over colleagues bad jokes
They will create large gaps in the aura!

***
The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.

***
Career advancement promises courage -
You will move to the top floor!

Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.

  • There are many exciting daily activities awaiting you in the New Year.
  • Already at the beginning of the year you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
  • After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance won't help.
  • When lateness at work disappears, your wish for a promotion will come true.
  • A budget increase is already expected at the beginning of summer.
  • Look carefully at your step so as not to stray from the successful path.
  • There will be much more finance. Where is your thicker wallet?!

Love and relationships


  • “The White Rat advises not to grieve, because friends will be nearby all year.”
  • “Blood will sparkle in your veins, because love will warm your heart.”
  • “This is the forecast the heavens promise you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!”
  • “An unusual year awaits: a round dance of love will swirl!”
  • “In the coming year, you will feel like a fish in water everywhere!”
  • “On a sunny deserted beach, your destiny will lie nearby.”
  • “Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
  • “There will be a sea of ​​friends and bright, cheerful days.”
  • “You will have special luck - expect a new addition to your family!”
  • “The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two people at the same time!”
  • “You are lucky in life, which means you are expecting whole year great luck».
  • “Be careful about gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead.”
  • “The New Year will be bright - you will receive many gifts.”
  • “In the New Year, don’t borrow – borrow forever.”

What year will it be


Many people are interested in what 2020 will be like in general. Here are some humorous tips on this topic.

  • “The rat promises good luck and a brand new dacha!”
  • “It will be a very difficult year, because, no matter how you look at it, it’s hard to carry a suitcase full of money.”
  • “The Rat promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!”
  • “If you are energetic, you will have a great year.”
  • “An increase in your income and an exotic holiday in the middle of the year is coming.”
  • “There will be several wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and each new day that comes.”
  • “Lots of thrills and pleasures.”
  • “From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
  • “The New Year will bring great gifts, and every day will be bright!”
  • “We hasten to disappoint you - your dreams are very modest, but great luck awaits you.”
  • “There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - there will be new car».
  • “Can you believe that things will come true soon? cherished dreams
  • “The White Rat is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you this year.”
  • “In the New Year you are in full dress - waiting real life in Apple pie order".

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Hollywood can't even imagine

Various magicians, all-seeing people, fortune tellers and astrologers are very popular. A thoughtful prediction, presented in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. When trying to understand what and how to predict, think about Hollywood, or more precisely, about the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.

To implement the idea, the lights in the room are turned off, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed around in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and rose petals cut from corrugated paper are sprinkled on top. One of the following parting words should be written on one side of the petal:

  • This year expects a “big jackpot”.
  • Next summer you will see “Midnight in Paris”.
  • You will soon meet - “Meet the Parents.”
  • You will never be a “third wheel”.
  • This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
  • You will soon find out that you are a “Million Dollar Beauty”.
  • Tomorrow you will have “Sex and the City.”

The number of entries is limited by the imagination of the person who compiled them and the number of films and TV series whose names are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. This idea will make a good game, the winner of which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward could be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with your own parting words for each participant.

With a song through life


Song lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main ringleader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which papers with a fortune are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.

On parchment you can write:

  • Next year he expects: “There are so many separations on earth.”
  • In February you will meet - “Money, money, money.” Always sunny in the rich man’s world.”
  • In the spring you should be careful with - “Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced.”
  • You should beware of a woman with the name - “Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul.”
  • stranger will say, “I didn’t even know that love could be cruel.”
  • Everyday work will be like: “And I’m going all dressed up in Dolce Gabana.”
  • After promotion wages you - “Oh, I feel like the girls are going on a spree.”

The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be listened to carefully. Anyone who can sing the next verse in the song and name the artist will be given a small gift.

Poetic predictions among friends


New Year 2020 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends by fulfilling comic predictions in poetic form:

***
There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But there is one concern
If the limousine is new,
Georgians will not give you,
Can't see all these benefits
Somehow it’s like that!

***
After the holiday party,
Don't forget to buy a cart.
There will be a sea of ​​money soon,
Row them, forgetting about grief.

***
If you celebrate the New Year you are covered in sour cream, like a cat,
Happiness and success will delight everyone for a long time
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but a bucket and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
May these honest people remember the New Year for a long time!

***
In the New Year, a new salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A sprig of thorns,
Glory, a little honor.

***
All wishes will come true,
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear everyone with your teeth.

***
There is a danger that colleagues
They'll roll you out on a cart,
So that you will never see such shame,
It’s better to sit in a corner and quietly sip your juice.

***
This is a prediction for you
Silence will not lead to good,
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.

Predictions in prose


Before the start of the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it is his turn to make a toast, instead of his speech he reads what is written on the piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message until the toast itself.

“This year everyone will find a treasure - a spouse’s stash, a bill lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin that rolled behind the sofa.”

“You will be attacked in the coming year. Among the criminals there will be a stroke of luck that you cannot fight off.”

“Smile more often, and then sign a lucrative contract with the toothpaste manufacturer.”

“Working hard in the Year of the Rat will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back into the Year of the Horse.”

“Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job until next year.”

“Expect strong shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger.”

“By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to sleep at work for the rest of the year.”

Make jokes in such a way as not to offend the person, make him smile, and maybe even reflect on the advice he received. Don't predict anything serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and troubles at work is not something you should think about at the New Year's table.

For a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, young people and elderly people has gathered around the table, then you should clearly refrain from making jokes on intimate topics. The topic could be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is their favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do this.


Pay attention to the design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2020 the trend will be elegance and simplicity. What are the options for making comic forecasts?

  1. Cookie. The result will be a treat, a reason to have fun, and make the evening more fun.
  2. Postcards in the shape of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. The New Year's prophecy will be written inside.
  3. Bundles with future forecasts in beautiful organza bags. An addition of sweets would also be a great idea.
  4. Paper parcels in a large glass vase so that each guest can dip their hand into it and choose a fun forecast.
  5. Air balloons. This way, guests will be able to burst the balloons and read the forecast about upcoming events.

You can use nut cookies, mini Christmas socks containing packages with prophecies, and place candy wrappers with forecasts on the Christmas trees. The New Year's celebration is bright in itself, and therefore requires compliance in everything. Make sure that the candy wrappers with forecasts are also on topic.

Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny forecasts will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, and bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, colorful titles, song quotes. Eg.

 


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