All this is written on separate pieces of paper and mixed. Then each spectator takes out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.

They can also be invested in air balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, pop it and read it out loud.

Take off awaits you career ladder without dizzying consequences!

Your creative successes at this evening will be noticed by everyone present!
Take your drink seriously... Don't let it pass your mouth!

Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic interest.

Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!

A huge success awaits you tonight!

This day is conducive to plans aimed at the future, and their discussions with partners of the opposite sex!

Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important to you than spending time with words!

Today you are likely to make acquaintances and hobbies, especially in the second half of the evening!

Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, you can achieve anything!

Today the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!

Avoid cold shoulder from your partner of the opposite sex and always be on your guard!

Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!

Chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy this evening!

Today is a particularly important evening in your life, please Special attention on the neighbors at your table!

At midnight - you can start leading a quiet lifestyle, but now have fun!

Tonight is good for any entertainment!

Pay attention to every glass you pour and don’t let it pass your mouth!

Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!

The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!

Today you will be especially inclined to drink alcohol, don’t get too carried away!

Avoid conflict at the table over not drinking a glass on time!

It's advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex while dancing tonight!

Drinking too much alcohol tonight can lead to disorientation in space and time!

Tomorrow you will have a surplus of energy, so spend it today!

Independent actions on your part today will allow you to improve your financial situation!

Today, you might be expecting a big win!

Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!

Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.

When expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.

Approach your boss with the right foot - and a promotion awaits you.

If on January 1st you wear your clothes inside out, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will find love!

Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one will call you boring.

Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

If you come across a foreign body in your salad on New Year's Eve, know that this is good luck!

Run for president in March - that's where you belong.

Your long-time dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.

Your place is next to the director - you look better there.

A car is not for you, but a helicopter is.

January 1st little head bo-bo, money bye bye. Go on a visit – you’ll improve your health and save money.

Sing songs more often - you will have a cheerful life.

Live long, long, as long as you want and with whomever you want.

Drink a can of beer every day and you will live happily all year.

To make every tooth shine in the sun, eat a whole tube of paste.

Many incidents and interesting journeys await you.

You will continue to burn with creative work.

You will join the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.

And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.

A lot of adventures and a lot of thrills await you.

Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.

Fate will gild your pen and send you a handsome payday.

Your health will become stronger, your second youth will come.

You are the darling of fate, which means success and good luck await you.

You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.

You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.

A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary.

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go well.

You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms or troubles.

Fate will throw a wallet, and all this in the near future.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be illuminated with magical light.

You won’t burn your wings, take care of your health.

From now on, you will continue to get prettier and younger.

As you celebrate your good fortune, stock up on plenty of tea.

Everything will work out great in your family and personal life.

The coming year is preparing a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Don't worry: it's not the best right now good time for tender feelings.
Do not rush to dramatically change your destiny in the coming year; now is not the time or place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a better position than many.
The light flirtation awaiting you in the middle of the year will brighten your life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution to financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until the onset of summer.

The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the verge of a whirlwind romance.
Don’t forget that it’s winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the best companion for love.

New Year will delight you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky proposals and dubious affairs - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings await you.
Everything related to production activities, information and training.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural flair, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for matters of the heart, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.

The coming year will not let you forget about problems at home related to your loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will find your happiness where you don’t expect it.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to take more seriously matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative blossoming.

Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
Changes for the better are planned in your relationship with someone who is far from you.
Be more tolerant of those around you. You expect gratitude, but you won’t always hear it nice words to your address.
Success at work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.

Your authority will invariably grow, your wishes will come true as if by magic.
A door is opening before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for personal life.
Your life will gain the stability and stability that Lately You missed it so much.
You will discover that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it wisely - namely, where it will bring the most benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good fortune. Fortune will become your companion.
The authority that you have earned in the past will work for you.
Your strengths and weaknesses are discussed, but as a result you will be given a fantastic business offer.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, you may become the cause of a major scandal, but it will benefit you.
Try to rest and don’t allow yourself to become slack for any reason!

Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement of your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be realized in the coming year.
Together with your partner you can make good money.
You will be interested in renewing a relationship with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that this is the person you need more than others.
Love will firmly enter your life.
Next year your attractiveness will be irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.

In the coming year the problems will subside. You can safely bring your new plans to life, relying on like-minded people and... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause aching pain, but you know that all this is temporary.

Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It's better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto “silence is golden.”

In the coming year, success and new opportunities to prove yourself await you. Everything is changing around you, new people, attachments, and plans will come into your life.
The year is good for dating, and a new circle of friends will inspire you to new ideas!

The coming year will bring pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do such moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes await you in business and love.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!

Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, great efforts must be made. Save your energy - you will need it at the end of winter.

At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not get into arguments and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of your wardrobe, rearrange it, put in order what you had no time to do.

The coming year is full of changes. By boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a lot of problems.
Your charm will not save you; try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - there awaits you incredible success, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.

In the coming year, you will be more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
Particular success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past achievements will return you to the unrealized plans of the past, and the opportunity will arise to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start new job. Just be as patient as possible.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in the service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. Good luck will accompany you, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you pleasant news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.

This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without losses, but to achieve success, you will have to work hard.

The second half of the year promises love adventures. It looks like happiness is just around the corner.

In the coming year, perhaps you will receive new lesson in personal life.
If financial problems push you into questionable earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.

Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on your loved ones and business partners.

Summer travel and communication with close friends will bring you a lot of pleasure.

The changes that began this year will bring joy next year. But at the beginning of the year you will have to work under the strict control of your superiors.

New projects will appear, expect interesting proposals. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented in the second half of winter.

Please note: decisive role Your boss will play a role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises support from loyal friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.

Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is a time of surprises and gifts of fate.

Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. They are interested in you.

• If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
• If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
• You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - it will set you back whole year back. If you spend a long time choosing a TV channel to watch on New Year’s Eve, you’ll wake up on January 1st with the remote control in your hands.
• New Year of the Pig is good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
• On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
• How many peas you eat from Olivier - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
• Champagne finished on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
• A hat lost on January 1 means buying a new one.
• A frying pan given to your wife for New Year is a sign of a bump on your forehead. And a fur coat means love and mutual understanding.
• A passion for cakes and chocolates in the new year means updating your wardrobe.
• In the new year you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
• In the new year you will find many new, exciting... household chores.
• By giving your wife a piece of jewelry for the New Year, you provide yourself with a well-fed life for a whole year.
• After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year.
• If you are a big boss in the new year, you will gain 50 kg.
• In the new year, your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic passion.
• In the new year you will meet great love. Very big. So 120 kilograms, no less.
• This coming year, avoid the cold from your significant other. Otherwise you will be sick all year.
• As you climb the career ladder this year, watch your steps to avoid dizzying consequences.
• Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
• In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Beware of a heavy blow. Stepping on the scale.
• In the new year, move forward boldly - and wealth awaits you.
• A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year will lead to envious glances from your friends in the next two quarters.
• For those who are passionate about fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open next to the house
• Fish and seafood store. There will always be a catch to report to your wife.
• In the new year you will have everything you want. And you won’t get anything for it. New, exciting journeys await you... to the countryside. Don't be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
• This year a strong explosion is expected - all your envious people will burst.
• In the coming year, all the doors of supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And my husband’s fat wallet will lose a lot of weight.
• This year you will find a treasure... You will discover your husband's stash, which he saved all last year.
• In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. They will give you an encyclopedia.
• In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
• Beware. Very soon. Very soon. Great... love awaits you.
• Your creative success as an artist in making your own face will be noticed by many men this year.
• Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

Voicing such predictions serves different purposes. Often people get psychologically tired from reading boring, strict predictions designed for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more funny, but instructive information. In this case, ordinary predictions tend to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of funny predictions, you can laugh heartily and take into account several warnings that will help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses for himself whether to believe such predictions or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to take into account such warnings.

Who uses funny predictions

Comic predictions tend to not always have a strict background. They often just help lift your spirits. A person armed with them quickly turns into the life of the party and an enviable jokester. It is customary to use them in the office, at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are known cases of funny predictions, invented to amuse, come true. Funny predictions are often used at holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.

What events are most suitable for announcing comic predictions?

Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy predicts the future of the bride and groom in a humorous manner. Funny predictions As a result, they began to use it at other holidays. A prediction made to the hero of the day, which mixes humor with wishes of happiness, ignites a sense of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form they correspond to children's themes.

Funny comic predictions in verses in one line

New Year Wishes

In preparation for New Year's holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

Can be carried out fun competitions, or you can make funny and humorous predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are of a comic nature.

It is best to present such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read the predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.

And even if the rooster is not a migratory rooster,
A great vacation awaits you!

Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!

May your wish come true this year,
You need to keep your promise!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times,
From home to work and back!

Wait for a salary increase
Or a new addition to the family!
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Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year,
And after that there will only be a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't yawn
Improve your health!

This year will be busy
Full of things to do, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love
But just don't pass by.

Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

You will sleep through all the surprises,

Just don't blame us for that!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

U higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

« Dear colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate cause, and now is the time to relax and celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and even if we did get enough sleep, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. We worked as hard as we could for a whole year, and if we didn’t make any effort, it means we were still sleeping. We've been looking forward to it all year and every month. wages, and that day none of us could sleep. We truly deserve a holiday! May we achieve even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and may a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!”

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never stop talking.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a large amount of work.

Time left until the holiday

Just a little and just a little bit

So guys, let's finish

Bend your backs!

And may the year be happy

Let's dig into food

Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year long

Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will have unexpected guests

It’s as if everyone has conspired - they’ll eat the refrigerator,

They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,

They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.

Play the lottery this month

The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in a plane.

This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there

Sit down better at home, have a beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!

This month the computer won't work as it should

Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...

You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”

To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.

And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time

“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,

Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,

Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,

But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,

Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,

Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,

Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,

Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!

You definitely won't be going to work this month.

Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced to try and work there all day long....

By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, and perhaps even a hundred

Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets

Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.

The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.

Go on a boat, bring your friends.

So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...

This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,

Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,

But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.

Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.

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On New Year's Eve, the closest and most beloved people gather to have fun and, in anticipation of something unknown and new, to celebrate the coming year.

Not a single festive New Year's fun is complete without pleasant gifts, surprises, competitions, toasts and fiery dances.

Entertainment programs often contain funny predictions for the New Year.

Of course, because New year's night– it’s the right time to make wishes and ask fate questions that concern your soul. New Year's predictions will make an already magical holiday unforgettable and wonderful.

How can you present funny prophecies for the New Year in a funny way?

First you need to come up with a few good predictions for the coming year for all the guests who will gather for festive table. It is desirable that there be more prophecies than planned guests. Suddenly someone else will look at the light. Yes and to the last person, who has decided to find out what awaits him in the future, it will be much more pleasant to make a choice from several options, rather than dragging the only remaining piece of paper “according to the residual principle.”

Another important point: all invented predictions must be positive, sincere, diverse. New Year is a good holiday and everyone wants to think that only good things await them ahead.

You can beat the predictions in different ways. For example, write them on bright pieces of paper and stick them with tape to Christmas tree decorations so that the text is not visible. When the time comes for New Year's fun, you can invite the guest to choose any ball or figurine and loudly, with expression, read the prophecy intended for him.

You can also bake cookies “with a secret” by first inserting a fateful piece of paper into each of them. Another option is to take a sheet of Whatman paper and pin star-shaped leaves to it, Christmas decorations and Christmas socks.

However, you shouldn’t write off a good old bag, hat or box either. To make these things magical, you need to decorate them beautifully: glue silver foil stars, rain, tinsel, snowflakes cut out of paper and sprinkle this splendor with glitter hairspray. Place the crumpled predictions inside and ask each person present to pull out one such “bomb.”

Examples of New Year's comic predictions

• This year will bring many new opportunities. You just need to notice them and try not to miss them. Keep your eyes open!
• Life is an unpredictable thing. Trouble may await you at every corner, but somehow miraculously you will be able to avoid it. Plus it will add a little life experience, which is so necessary in difficult situations.
• Every moment of life is important, like every brick in the house. Therefore, you should not lose sight of the little things in everyday life, because they are full of happiness.
• “Welcome a new day with a smile” is the motto you should adhere to in the new year. After all, as you know, a smile improves your mood, and with good mood any trouble is not a problem.

New Year's comic predictions in poetic form

• Prepare your heart -
  Crazy love awaits him.
• Luck will smile on you
  Like a summer ray of sunshine.
• Include a plan in your life -
  A scorching novel.
• Many adventures await you
  And a sea of ​​thrills.
• There will be changes in fate -
  Expect an addition to the family.
• The year will delight with renewal -
  Could be a new renovation.
• When you say no to depression, blues,
  Then you will be on horseback for a whole year.
• The abyss of happiness awaits you -
  You will receive tires for your car.
• There's no time to be bored:
  You can welcome guests all year round.
• Great progress awaits you -
  Chic, fashionable Mercedes.

New Year's comic predictions may be of different types and nature. The main thing is that they lift the spirits of your guests and bring only positive emotions.
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