The New Year's feast is always very generous and cheerful. And at the beginning of the holiday, various table games wonderfully lift the spirits: horoscopes, toasts, guessing games and which help to “get involved” in entertainment program and get to know each other a little or, if you know each other, then relax and feel comfortable, as happens among close people.

We offer a collection of the best Internet finds (thanks to the authors!) - New Year's table role-playing tales - impromptu, which will decorate the program of any New Year's holiday. For such table entertainment you will only need cards with words for the characters, text for the host and, if desired, small props for the participants.

New Year's table role-playing tale "Hello, New Year!"

Before the start of the remarks, you can rehearse, explaining to all participants that they need to be said when the congratulations are about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.

Characters, remarks:

Speaker

Toastmaster- “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”

District- “So, maybe you’ll pour it for me today?”

Father Frost- “And I brought you gifts!”

Guests- "Hello, New Year!"

Neighbours- "Congratulations to all of you!"

The host selects the “artists” who will deliver certain lines in a playful manner:

Artist selection

Leading: So that we can play a scene,
The roles should be given out!
(To some of the guests) You, I see, are not silent
And talk all the time.
We need an announcer now
You're just right! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of Announcer.)
(To another guest) And tell you toasts -
So you are the toastmaster! (Gives words for the role of Toastmaster)
(To another guest) The person is not new to everyone -
Everyone knows the district police officer! (Gives words for the role of the District Officer)
(Male guest) Replace Santa Claus,
He's late for something! (Gives words for the role of Santa Claus)
(One group of guests) Let's ask you to be neighbors
We are always very glad to see you! (Gives words for Neighbors)
(To another group of guests) Be our Guest
And play with us! (Hands over words for Guests)

Next, the Presenter reads the text, and the guests, after the corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.
Fairy tale text
People are going to celebrate the holiday
And, as expected, celebrate the New Year.
The glasses are already filled to the brim,
AND Guests screaming... (Hello, New Year!)
But on TV Speaker not in a hurry at all
It rustles with various papers for a long time
And it seems to inform us...

Rises Toastmaster at the table in full height
And makes a very fresh toast,
Quite swaying with a glass in hand...
And on TV the music is playing loudly
And Basque performs his famous hit.
And the glasses are filled to the brim again.
All Guests screaming... (Hello, New Year!)

Here Father Frost the latecomer knocks.
Seeing painfully familiar faces,
Rubs his red nose in embarrassment
And whispers... (And I brought you gifts!)
A Guests decided to raise the Toastmaster.
He can't get up on his own!
And he makes a toast, as if in a dream... (So ​​let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
A Speaker repeats especially for us... (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
He's probably afraid that we'll get too big
And we can’t wait for the New Year!
The doorbell rang. They burst in Neighbours,
They brought wine and all sorts of food.
They are shouting from the doorway... (Congratulations to all of you!)
A Speaker… (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
Having made room a little, we sat down at the table.
Totally inopportune, District came in
Seeing our company in the window... (So, maybe you can pour it for me today?)
Neighbours screaming... (Congratulations to all of you!)
A Speaker… (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
Here he takes out his bag Father Frost
And whispers... (And I brought you gifts!)
How great it is to celebrate the New Year together!
And, barely breathing, Toastmaster ours gets up... (So ​​let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
He can't wait for gifts anymore.
Glasses have been poured for the main toast,
Everyone rose in unison Guests,
They chant together... (Hello, New Year!)
And the clock hands are rushing forward!
Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant
And again he stubbornly repeats his toast ... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
Well, let’s pour it and raise a glass to the New Year everyone!

New Year's table tale for a close company "Well, you give!"
(Author of the idea: Arapova I.Yu.)

This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played according to the same rules, but with a funnier text, designed for an adult company. This will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands that will emphasize the comical nature of the image.

Characters and lines :

New Year- “Well, you give it!”

Father Frost - “Are you drinking without me?”

Snow Maiden- "Both on!"

Old ladies (Baba Yagas) - “Well, nevermind!”

Goblin- “Well, good luck!”

Waitress- “Who broke all the plates?

Guests (people)- "Happy New Year!"

Leading- reads the text

Fairy tale text

On New Year's Eve
The people have a tradition of celebrating
To the people crisis, adversity
Satisfied people scream loudly... ("Happy New Year!")

And here he sits in front of us New Year,
It's as if he was just born,
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
And he wonders out loud: ... (“Well, you give!”)

A Guests cheerful, fashionably dressed
They shout loudly for joy: ... ("Happy New Year!")

He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)
Who's tired of matinees? Father Frost!
He says barely coherently: … (“Are you drinking without me?”)
In reply New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)

And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
But Guests anyway - they shout: ... ("Happy New Year!")

I got up here Snow Maiden theatrically,
And she looks very sexy.
Apparently she won’t go home alone,
And she said mysteriously... ("Both on!")

Father Frost sniffled: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
In reply New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
A Guests again, without hesitation and immediately,
They shout louder and louder: ... ("Happy New Year!")

And again Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
He savors it, admiring himself: ... ("Both on!")
Freezing everything groans: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
Behind him New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)

Two frisky grannies, two Baba Yaga,
It's like we got off on the right foot
Cooing over a glass about the fate of the jagus,
And they are outraged out loud: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)

Snow Maiden full of passion, desire,
With temptation and languidly he repeats: ... ("Both on!")
Freezing screams:... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
And after New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)

Everything is going its way, going its own way,
AND Guests they shout again: ... ("Happy New Year!")

A separate fragment, but bright and brief
Contributed Waitress.
She threw the arrows on the table,
Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)

Yaguski, having settled down, as if in a hut,
They shouted to her in unison: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)
Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughs, whispering with delight: ... ("Both on!")

A Grandfather, already shouting:... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
Behind him New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
AND Guests feeling freedom of thoughts
They chant together again: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Here Goblin, with joy, almost crying,
He gets up with the words: ... (“Well, good luck!”)
A Waitress, having sipped the burners,
Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)

Babuski, having one more sausage
The couple shouts: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)
Snow Maiden I also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed out loud: ... ("Both on!")

And drinks Father Frost, whispering slyly, (“Are you drinking without me?”)

And drinks New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time
He called with inspiration: ... (“Well, good luck!”)

And the glasses seem to be filled with honey,
U Guests, that they drink and shout together: ... ... ("Happy New Year!")

New Year's table impromptu "Forest Tale"

Characters and lines:

Hare- “Life is not easy for hares”

Elk- “Everything in me broke!”

Cat- “I’d like some champagne”

Piggy- “I’m as beautiful as a snowflake!”

Hedgehog- "Without head and legs"

Fairy tale text

In the New Year, everything, without a doubt,
They believe in fairy tales, gentlemen!
In our hall of transformation

And brilliant acting!

Fairy tale text
In the forest, under an old tree
Lives Bunny timid.
He always says one thing: (Life is not easy for hares)
One day, on New Year's Eve,
The forest people gathered.
To visit the oblique one,
Have a drink and a snack there.
old uncle came Elk (Everything in me broke)
The Maiden came with him - Cat (I'd like some champagne)
Aunt came running Piggy (I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
Well, very wise Hedgehog (I'm without a head and legs)
He appeared, shivering from the cold.
Hare repeats to everyone: (Life is not easy for hares)
Here my uncle said Elk:(Everything in me broke)
“So that life is easy in the morning,

100 grams of cognac helps.”
But my aunt intervened Cat: (I'd like some champagne)
“Life will become easier for the oblique one,

If he learns to be cunning.”
“No, let me,” he says Piggy, - (I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
To make life easier,

We need to marry him!”
Joined the conversation here Hedgehog (I'm without a head and legs)

“To live easily in the world,
You need to get courage."

Hare know, one thing is repeated: (Life is not easy for hares)
Nothing, I told everyone Elk:(Everything in me broke)
"New Year is coming,
So we will all be lucky.”
The girl says Cat: (I'd like some champagne)
“And so that success overtakes us,
I invite everyone to have a drink"
“This is a thought,” she cried Piggy(I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
Happy and wise to drink Hedgehog(I'm without a head and legs)
The animals began to pour
And congratulate each other.
So that life is easy for everyone,
And everyone was always lucky in everything!

New Year's role-playing tale "Japanese belief about the symbols of the year"

Participants are given words and 12 animal masks.
The presenter reads the text. The one he calls says his phrase.

Characters and lines:

Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
Bull- “I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”
Tiger- “No more games!”
Rabbit- “I’m not an alcoholic!”
The Dragon- “My word is law!”
Snake- “Well, of course, it’s me!”
Horse- “The fight will be hot”
Goat- “Everyone, of course, is in favor!”
Monkey- “I’m definitely without a flaw!”
Rooster- “Wow!” - I scream at the top of my lungs!
Dog- “There will soon be a fight here!”
Pig- “As soon as I do!”
People(The audience) shouts in unison - “Congratulations!”

Fairy tale text

There is a Japanese belief
A fairy tale, simply put:
One day the animals gathered
Choose your own king
The Mouse came running... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Dragon has arrived... ( “My word is law!”)
The Goat also appeared... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
The Dog rushed... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
The Snake crawled... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
The Rooster came running... (
The Pig has arrived... ( “As soon as I do!”)
The Horse galloped... ( "The fight will be hot")
Tiger jumped... ( "No more games!")
Bull came along... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Rabbit galloped... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey has arrived... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
(“Congratulations!”)
We gathered for the New Year,
They began to howl, meow, bark,
Argument and shouting until dawn:
Everyone wants to rule each other
Everyone wants to become king.
Mouse reported... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Rabbit screamed hysterically... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey was indignant... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
The Snake stated... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
The Dog warned everyone... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
Bull got angry... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Dragon yelled to everyone... ( “My word is law!”)
The Rooster crowed... ( “Ugh! - I scream at the top of my lungs!”)
The Goat bent her horns... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
The Tiger growled menacingly... ( "No more games!")
The Pig got scared... ... ( “As soon as I do!”)
The Horse bucked... ( "The fight will be hot")
In general, we had a fight on New Year’s Eve,
When the people chanted joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)

And from heaven it is strictly
Looked Japanese God
And he said: “It’s time, by God,
Stop the commotion!
Get into a friendly round dance,
Let each one reign for one year!”
The Goat jumped... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
Dragon approved... ( “My word is law!”)
Suggested by the Pig... ( “As soon as I do!”)
Tiger also confirmed... ( "No more games!")
The Rooster was happy... ( “Ugh! - I scream at the top of my lungs!”)
Bull warned everyone... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Mouse said languidly... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Snake boasted to everyone... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
In response to her is a Monkey... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
The Dog sniffed... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
The Horse frowned... ( "The fight will be hot")
Only the Rabbit squealed... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
It was on New Year's Eve
When people chant joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)

The selection is posted for your reference.

Celebrating the New Year 2019 is always more fun and interesting in a large company, when many people get together to chat, cheer up and celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday. But sometimes there are people in the same company who don’t know each other well.

Some may be shy, others, on the contrary, are too noisy, and the result will be confusion. To avoid this trouble, it is advisable to plan interesting activities for all guests. Good fun There will be skits for the New Year 2019, funny and modern.

In a large company, the mood improves, so the skits will be a success. The main thing is to involve as many participants in the process as possible and not be afraid to improvise. In most cases, people quickly get involved in the proposed activity, begin to add something of their own, actively communicate, and the evening goes by very fun.

The best funny scenes for a fun company

These scenes are modern, and they were invented specifically for the New Year holiday. The coming 2019 is the year of the Pig (Yellow Boar), so you can offer guests many scenes related to these animals. Funny skits, riddles and competitions that involve the audience are perfect. You can choose the most suitable options for your New Year's scenario.

Funny scene “Wet Spectators”

For the scene you need to prepare 2 opaque containers (for example, jugs), fill one with water and the other with confetti. Then the host rises to make a toast. He says that in some countries where it rains often, there is a belief that on New Year's Day, drops of water bring happiness, and every drop that falls on a person becomes a wish fulfilled. Therefore, rain on New Year's Eve is considered great luck. But since it’s cold and there’s no rain, we need to look for other ways to attract happiness.

While speaking, you need to demonstrate that there is water in the jug (for example, pour some into a glass). At the end of the toast, you need to quietly replace the jugs (the assistant can pass the second jug under the table) and, swinging, pour the contents onto the audience. Believing that there is water in the jug, everyone will run away screaming and screaming, but only a rain of confetti will overtake them.

A very positive scene for the Repka company

This skit will require 7 participants and a presenter. Participants are assigned roles: grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, Bug, cat, mouse and turnip. The presenter tells a story, and the participants depict what he is talking about. The goal is to show the events as brightly and cheerfully as possible.

Leading:

- Grandfather planted a turnip.

[The grandfather and the turnip appear in front of the audience. They must depict how the grandfather planted a turnip. For example, a turnip can hide under the table.]

- The turnip has grown very, very big.

[The turnip shows from under the table how it grows.]

- Grandfather began to pull the turnip. He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Calls grandma for help.

Subsequently, according to the narrative, all participants join the action. It’s good if the role of the mouse is played by a child, for example, a little girl. You can tie a napkin for your grandmother instead of a scarf, and invite a lady with the most beautiful manicure to play the role of a cat. When, through joint efforts, the “turnip” is removed from under the table, it should hold a surprise in its hands for all guests. Using this scene you can serve a cake or sweets.

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Sketch "Kolobok" in a new way

Participants will be needed: grandfather, grandmother, Kolobok, hare, wolf and fox. The largest participant is selected for the role of Kolobok and sits on a chair in the center of the hall. In this case, Kolobok and the fox can be a couple.

Leading:

– Grandfather and grandmother baked a kolobok, which turned out cute, but very gluttonous.

Kolobok:

- Grandfather, grandmother, I will eat you!

Grandfather and grandmother:

– Don’t eat us, Kolobok, we’ll transfer the apartment to you!

[A hare, a wolf and a fox appear on stage in turn.]

Kolobok:

- Hare, hare, I will eat you!

Hare:

– Don’t eat me, Kolobok, I’ll give you a carrot!

[Hands the bun a bottle or some fruit from the table.]

Kolobok:

- Wolf, wolf, I will eat you!

Wolf:

- Don’t eat me, little bun, I’ll give you the hare!

[Catches the hare and hands over the bun.]

Kolobok:

- Fox, fox, I will eat you!

Fox:

- No, little bun, I’ll eat you myself!

[Takes the carrot from the bun and lets the hare go.]

Kolobok:

- Oh, what a fox you are! Then marry me!

[Kolobok and the fox sit down on a chair together, and the rest of the participants in the scene gather around.]

Leading:

- And they began to live and live well and make good money. And the hare was adopted.

Skits for corporate parties with jokes

For a corporate event, it is better to select mass scenes where everyone present is involved in the action. You can act out the following scenes.

Dance skit “Around the World”

It's better to do it when the dancing starts. It will help relax the guests and give a good boost to the subsequent dance evening. The presenter solemnly announces that all those present are invited to travel around the world. Then the melodies are turned on one by one. The host’s task is to bring as many guests to the dance floor as possible. Let's start with Far North- song “I’ll take you to the tundra.” We ride on reindeer, show our horns, the first stop is at a gypsy camp, the song “Gypsy Girl,” etc.

"Tricky Santa Claus"

An actor dressed as Santa Claus approaches the guests and invites everyone to write one wish. Then the recorded wishes are collected in a bag and mixed thoroughly. After this, Santa Claus says that he recently returned from vacation, where he spent all magical power, so guests will have to fulfill their wishes on their own. The leaves are distributed again in random order, and the guests must try to fulfill the wishes that they come across.

Skits for an adult company - old New Year

For adult company Less noisy, but still exciting scenes are required that will attract everyone's attention. For example: intelligence puzzles or small thematic competitions. The following skits with a competitive element are well suited to celebrate the old New Year.

"The closest"

The host invites several pairs of guests and gives them a tangerine, a Christmas tree ball and a champagne cork. There are 3 compositions for slow dance (15-20 seconds each). During the dance, couples must hold each of the objects between them in turn, without dropping it. The presenter announces: Mandarin symbolizes all the sweetest things that a couple has and the freshness of feelings. The Christmas ball symbolizes the fragility of our hearts. A traffic jam can only be stopped if you know each other well. The winners receive a prize and the title “The Closest”.

Scene "New Year's Toast"

Several participants are invited, and each is given a list of words associated with the New Year. For example: “snowflake”, “Santa Claus”, “Snow Maiden”, “fairy tale”, “love”. Participants must make a toast using these words. If you don’t have enough words, you can ask the audience for help and get one extra word 3 times. There is a prize for the funniest toast. The winner is chosen by the number of applause.

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where the participant will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everything is decided a daunting task- what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely women's car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

Another one humorous skit on the topic of finding a birthday gift. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for final essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion last call or school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director scolds the artists who performed at children’s New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

Current New Year's scene on school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.

Corporate events have long been transformed from fun event into a boring coercion. Often, management entrusts someone else with organizing everything at the last minute. New Year's scenes for adults, especially interesting ones, are quite difficult to come up with on your own.

Take advantage already ready-made scripts, complementing them with a flavor unique to your team.

Don't do as we do

IN New Year's celebration adults can feel like little mischievous children and laugh at their shortcomings. We suggest that you take psychological relief and ridicule the unseemly actions of your colleagues so that they do not repeat them.

The two presenters act out the dialogue:

1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly.

2: Why isn’t it me?

1: You don’t even know how to celebrate perfectly!

2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the Christmas tree every year! Still empty! It’s as if everyone loves him so much and has given him so many gifts!

1: And you always bring a box of stale “Bird’s milk” as a gift to the boss’s secretary!

2: And every December 31st you stay at work until the last minute and then go on a visit so that you don’t have to cook anything at home!

1: And you gorge yourself on olives at the table all night, and dance while sitting to the “New Year’s Light”!

2: Have you never bought fireworks? You just stare at strangers from the window all night!

1: And you howl the national anthem at karaoke! I couldn’t learn the words!

2: And on all holidays you send other people’s SMS messages to all your friends, and then you receive them back with your signature!

1: And every time you make legendary plans to spend the night in Morocco, and then snore in your salad before midnight!

2: And you burn pieces of paper during the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally die and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as an inheritance!

1: And you whole year You steal stupid pens with our company’s logo from everyone and then give them to your colleagues at work!

2: And you live as a guest from New Year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!

1: And you’ve been watching “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year’s weekend!

2: And every year you snatch champagne and, shouting “I’ll show you the class now,” flood the entire table, and get the cork in your mother-in-law’s eye!

1: Okay, we're both good...

2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New year's night went well for you...

Together: Never do like us!

Impromptu about the Christmas tree

A wonderful version of the scene is a production of the children's fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs” in an adult way.

We offer another sketch for adults who want to fool around and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company is already quite “warm”. The point is to play up “The Christmas Tree Song” with the cast and make it as funny as possible. The most artistic and funniest will receive a prize - candy.

From among the corporate party participants, you need to choose the 9 most fun ones. In advance, you need to print out the text of the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest...” in 10 copies.

• herringbone;
• blizzard;
• freezing;
• cowardly bunny;
• Angry Wolf;
• hairy horse;
• little man;
• firewood;
• leading.

It is advisable to determine the roles by drawing lots so that no one is offended. The task will be to play out the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
During the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.

Old year VS New

To organize a New Year's skit, you need 6 people, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 costumes of D.M., one of them must be noticeably shabby.

• 2018 – Old year dressed as a shabby D.M. with a name plate;
• 2019 - in a new Santa suit and with a sign;
• leading;
• employee 1 – C1;
• employee 2 – C2;
• employee 3 – C3.

Presenter: On the New Year's holiday, when one year replaces another, it is customary to remember the Old and welcome the New. If you had the opportunity to choose, who would you keep?

Art. g. “looks reproachfully at the employees”: This is how you thanked me! But we had such a good time together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!

S1: What good have you done to us? Did you even love us a little? Every day, food became more expensive, things got lost, girls refused and nothing worked out at all!

S2: You promised fulfillment of desires, but what happened?

Art. g.: Why did you wish for a dollar to cost 8 rubles? Am I the National Bank?

S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn the paper and spoil the champagne with the ashes?

Art. g.: Why did you decide that what was written should be fulfilled? Then maybe I should start performing the inscriptions from the entrance? There are some very good wishes there.

S1: There is no need to go away from the topic, it’s better to go away altogether.

Art. g.: No question, since you want it so much. But who will you stay with if not me? WITH THIS? At least you already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in the bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not become more expensive, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, the retirement age will not be extended to 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts !

S2: Well, the national team won’t win even with him, and the president won’t change for us even with him, and this one can guarantee “points the finger at NG.”

Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?

YesNo

Art. g.: Well, I don’t understand how he bribed you? Will you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver to see if this is suitable for it? Here you are, remember “addresses C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took out a mortgage on the apartment. Three-room apartment by the way! So that your mother-in-law can move in with you!

S2: Thank you, dear! I will definitely not forget you until the grave!

Art. g.: But for you, “turning to C3,” hasn’t anything positive happened at all? You went to China!

S3: I went! They fed me mouse tails, and then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!

Art. g.: Oh so! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was to you! And only through photographs can you remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it’s spoiled, it didn’t work out, it didn’t... Why do I need all this?!

Employees approach the Old Year and hug him.

S1: Don’t be offended, you really were wonderful “they begin to remember what important things happened in the company, what important events were with the employees.”

S2: We didn't want to offend you.

Art. g.: Thank you, my dears! Goodbye, I’ll leave you, and you live with him “points to N.G.” It must be somehow different from year to year: “it goes away slowly and sadly.”

NG: Of course it should! Let's start with housing and communal services tariffs! “hands out receipts to employees.”

S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?

Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you everything! We've changed our minds!"

Seven-flowered flower

For impromptu skits, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people; this is where the success of the event lies.

For a short funny scene, you need to prepare a flower with many petals, on which are written the most daring, absurd, but funny predictions.

For example:

• I'll dye my hair purple;
• I will get divorced and go away to become a hippie;
• I'll buy myself a pony;
• I will find a treasure, etc.

Each corporate party participant blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes about how what they wrote could come true.

Staged and costumed story about Grandfather and Snow Maiden

In a small miniature, it is advisable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.

Characters and props:

• Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
• Santa Claus - hat and beard;
• Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
• Akyn – skullcap and tambourine.

The presenter reads out the text, the actors need to come up with and say a line at the appropriate moment after his pause, and also perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support the participants.

Q: It’s frosty and cold outside, so first we’ll organize spring mood. Those who know how to whistle - let them whistle, the rest loudly knock with their forks on glasses and glasses.

"Summer. Heat.

D. Moroz is dragging along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.

Behind, holding on to Grandfather and whining that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden is barely trudged along.

Grandfather Mustafa walked towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic gifts, he was in a hurry for Nowruz.

Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...

A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began to sing a soulful song about everything he saw around him.

He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing about her beauty.

D. Mustafa began to cry, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang... “come up with a phrase”

D. Moroz fell to the ground, reached out and pulled D. Mustafa’s beard with all his might, flicked him on the nose and said “...” with unbearable bitterness in his voice.

Granddaughter Snow Maiden plopped down on Grandfather Frost’s lap and sarcastically said “...”

Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.

D. Moroz bravely tried to get up.

He didn't succeed.

D. Moroz finally stood up proudly and said “...”

D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted “...”

D. Moroz looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring “...”

Then he went to the left and “...”

The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased after D. Moroz.

Mustafa was not particularly surprised, thoughtfully scratched the back of his head and said “...”

Akyn decided to sing new song, but we won’t let him, otherwise we’ll have to listen to this chaos until the morning.

End! Look for the moral yourself!”

It is best to print the roles on pieces of paper. Distribute roles by drawing from a hat, or let the presenter himself assign.

Corporate event scenario for lazy organizers

• cleaning woman;
• Father Frost;
• Snow Maiden;
• leading.

Props:

• a bag with small gifts;
• pieces of paper;
• a snowflake with many corners - the task number is indicated under each corner;
• hat.

Scene 1

Presenter-B: Greetings, my dears!

A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!

And first, I have to fulfill several wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not given on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.

He extends his hand into a small bag of gifts.

Approaches the manager.

Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?

Leader: Yes!

Host: Here is your gift “holding out a toy car.”

The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them gifts too!

Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to this!

Scene 2

Q: Not everyone probably knows, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!

They bring out a snowflake with tasks:

• on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
• on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
• on the 3rd corner - a riddle about a holiday, etc.

Scene 3

The cleaning lady follows the leader, waves a mop and scolds him.

Ub.: Just look! How well I settled down! Should I clean up after him? They’ll scatter confetti and garlands everywhere, and then I’ll have to clean up around the clock!

Scenario for the New Year of the Bremen Town Musicians

Characters:

Father Frost
Snow Maiden
Robbers:

Chieftain
Experienced
Goofy
Coward

In the center of the decorated hall stands Christmas tree. In the corner of the hall there is a house of robbers. Robbers enter the hall. The Atamansha is holding fake playing cards in her hands. They sing a song to the music of the songs of the robbers from the film " The Bremen Town Musicians».

Chieftain: They say we are byaki-buki
We can make some noise
Give me some cards, please?
Tell fortunes for “Moroz”

Robbers in chorus:
Oh, la-la! Oh, la-la!
The work was not in vain!
Oh, la-la! Oh, la-la!
Eh, ma!
People's holiday is coming soon
There's some kind of New Year there,
Santa Claus arranged a Christmas tree
Well, he won’t call us.

Chieftain: Oh, love! Oh, love!
And I love holidays!
Oh, love! Oh, love!
Eh, ma!

Robbers in chorus:
Santa Claus card bit
And we have his outfit(Show the children Santa Claus' fur coat)
The case will be shut down
The cards tell the truth
Chieftain: Oh la la! Oh, la-la!!
I'll run the show!
Oh la la! Voila!
Eh, ma!

The robbers dance merrily.

Chieftain: Where is your bag?
Has the hour gone wrong?
Coward: Oh, it seems like we're lost.
Yes, it was stolen from us!
Chieftain: What-o-o-o? Stolen?
Who? When?
I should submit it here!
Experienced: (swinging at Coward):
What are you talking about, you've gone crazy.
No one would dare.
Steal from robbers,
It's great to get there!
Goofy :
There he is, behind that mountain.
Heavy and big.
He hasn't gone anywhere
Should I drag him here?
Coward: Yes! Let it be visible.
I'll wait here for now.

The chieftain walks around the Christmas tree, looking at the children. Coward, Goofy and Experienced, with great difficulty, drag a huge sack into the hall and place it near the Christmas tree.

Chieftain: Why are the idiots tired?
Oh, you don't like work.
It's time for me to replace you
Form a gang again.
Come on brothers, who is brave here?(addresses children)
Who is agile and skillful.
Do you want to join us as robbers?
Don't be shy, come over.
We will measure your strength,
We'll check whoever suits us.

Tug of War

Children and robbers tug of war with each other, win,
of course, children.

Chieftain: Oh, strong! Everything will suit me(addresses the children).
You're slackers - study(addresses the robbers).

I'll sign you all up for the gang,

But it’s late, and now I’m in a hurry.

The business needs to be cranked out

Let's take a look at the palace

We weren't invited to the ball

We'll come to the palace ourselves

And we will arrange a pogrom for them

Beginning of the form

The Bremen musicians leave. The Snow Maiden enters the hall, she wipes her tears with a handkerchief and sings to the music of the king’s songs from the film “The Town of Bremen”

“...Daughter, eat the diet egg...”

Minus

Snow Maiden: The guests have already gathered, New Year is coming soon.
And my grandfather disappeared, something is not working.
My handkerchief was wet with tears.
Where is Grandfather Frost?

No note from him, no message
Oh, and my long wait.
Maybe something seriously happened to him?
Where is Grandfather Frost?

Robbers run into the hall to the song of the group “Avaria” - “New Year”

Robbers (in unison) :
The New Year is rushing towards us,
Everything will happen soon
What you dream will come true,
That we will be deceived again
They won't give anything.

Chieftain: Are you waiting for old Frost?
Wait, wait, small fry!
Until you give the ransom,
Can't wait for the old man!

Snow Maiden: Who are they? What you need?
Nobody invited you!
And where is this fur coat from?
Was it Grandfather who sent you?

Chieftain: I was daydreaming, a lot of honor.
Nobody sent us.

Snow Maiden: What do you want from us?
What you need? Speak.

Chieftain: We want fun, laughter,
Various games, fun,
And most importantly, gifts
Sweet and bright.

Snow Maiden: Well, guys, what are we going to do?
We need to save Grandfather.
There's nothing to do, you have to

Play with this gang.

Song-game "Macarena".

Game: hee hee hee – ha ha ha

The robbers are advancing on the guys with a song to the music of the bandit song from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians”

Robbers: Let there be no knife and ax with you,
But both arms and legs are strong
Hard workers
Romantics from the high road.

We don’t want to, oh, we don’t want to give up on you,
Let's not leave so easily
Let's not leave so easily
We will... fight with you.

Santa Claus runs into the hall to the music

Father Frost: Stop, stop,
No need for fights.
The holiday is coming - New Year.
Let's all make peace, let's
Let's get into a friendly round dance.
Just give me back my fur coat(addresses the robbers)
If you want a holiday.
Snow Maiden: Here comes Grandfather Frost,
We've been waiting for you!
The lights were not lit(points to the tree)
The ball didn't start.
Father Frost: I forgive robbers
And I invite you to the holiday,
Let's have fun together:
Sing, dance, play, frolic.
Happy New Year!
I invite everyone to the ball
And I declare it open
New Year's carnival!

Snow Maiden: Happy New Year!

Father Frost: Happy New Year!
I wish you all the best!
Happiness, joy, health,
Lots of laughter, kids!
Let's say together
One two Three
Our Christmas tree, burn!
Let's go around the Christmas tree,
Let's admire it and sing!

Together with the children, Father Frost, the Snow Maiden, the Bremen Town Musicians and the Robbers perform the round dance “A Christmas Tree was Born in the Forest.”

Father Frost: That made my grandfather happy,
Sang a song, well done,
Now let's play!
Who's brave here, tomboys?
Snow Maiden: Do you still want to play?
You ask Frost:
Come on, Grandfather Frost,
Freeze our hands.

Father Frost: Oh! Favorite game.
Become a kid.
Now it's time to play! Aren't you afraid of frost? Beware, beware! As soon as I blow it, I’ll whistle, and in an instant I’ll let in the frost! Come on, stretch out your hands, stretch them out, and then put them away! Otherwise I’ll freeze it!

Game "Mitten"

Father Frost (sits on a chair near the Christmas tree) : So games, miracles, laughter.
I laughed the loudest.
You never get tired
Will you read me poetry?

Children read poetry.

Father Frost: That made my grandfather happy,
I rested my soul among you,
I have gifts in store for you.
Where is my big bag?

The robbers carry a bag of gifts together.

Father Frost: I had fun with you
But it's time for us to part,
And until next year
We have to say goodbye.
Happy New Year everyone again,
Happiness, joy, goodness,
Enough for a whole year.
Goodbye, kids!