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Celebrating holidays with a large group is fun and interesting. But only if planned entertainment. Without it, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take charge of organizing the holiday, you need to think through everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menu, music - all these are important components of the party. Most importantly, don’t forget to prepare competitions, games and quizzes. Guests will be absolutely delighted if you read to them comic predictions. Short and funny, a little touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.

crystal ball

Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch into your evening scenario. You can act in her role yourself or involve one of the invitees. Have your speech planned out in advance and the show can begin.

A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, they work best in poetry. Write them down on small sheets of paper, then roll them into a tube. You can age the paper using regular strong tea leaves or, conversely, paint the tubes in bright colors. Place these mysterious packages in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one balloon to each guest's chair. They won’t even suspect that there are jokers and funny people behind them. In the middle of the evening the witch appears!

The fun begins

The witch is dressed according to her image, in her hands is a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in it! Want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Take from them what was sent to you by higher powers!”

All come true

Guests can start popping the balls and take out the packages. Now the real fun begins! short and funny will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:

  • soon you will meet love, you will get married again;
  • as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
  • You’ll fly up the career ladder and quickly catch your boss;
  • you will never go bald, your hair is protected by a lucky star;
  • soon in your house you will hear children's roar, laughter and stomping, and the potty, have fun soon, my friend;
  • you will soon find a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and lively;
  • You wake up in the morning and there’s a foreign car outside your window. Didn’t you expect such a gift?

These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are ideal for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate event for any holiday!

Gypsy motifs

The stereotype that all gypsies are fortune tellers is strong. So let’s not dispel it, but, on the contrary, let’s play up the funny situation. The gypsy Aza will come to you for the holiday straight from the camp that goes into the sky! He will stop by for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. It’s very simple to make: you will need a colorful long skirt, a headscarf and a lot of jewelry. Prepare humorous predictions in advance, short ones that will work best. Write them down on pieces of paper and put them in a beautiful box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by accident in her great-grandmother’s house. She opened it and saw a note there. She talked about how she should arrive at this house and distribute these sheets to those present.

Mysterious messages

The development of events may be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!

  • I see very clearly that you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
  • A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
  • A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
  • You will always have delicious food at home.
  • There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
  • Exactly at night your happiness will come.
  • Very, very soon, I see you at sea!

Everyone will definitely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!

All the best for children

If there is a children's party planned at home, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children will quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Hold several games and competitions, let the smart people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present humorous predictions, short and funny, as a prize. This will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to open the treasured notes and read the messages!

  • very soon you will have new friends;
  • in the shopping center you can buy just cool pants;
  • when you hear a loud ringing, you will receive new phone;
  • you will get five A's, even though you study very poorly;
  • they will ring, you open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
  • soon everything will be great, you will have a red dachshund;
  • your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live a hundred years;
  • in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;

Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.

School years

Not everyone likes going to school, but when they grow up, they remember these years and dream of going back to the past! Try to organize parties, discos, competitions and games for the children on every holiday. This way the class will become more friendly and united. At any event, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.

  • Something good will happen and you will want to change! You will only study for A's and attend all sections.
  • This year you will find yourself, you will begin to write books and poems.
  • Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
  • They will send you to a running competition; you must prove yourself there.
  • You need to start dancing and pump up your back muscles, your parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
  • Sing like a nightingale, don’t be too shy on stage!

The children will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then they will definitely come true!

Rimma Moskalenko

Psychological action: « Fortune basket»

Target: Improvement of emotional background and psychological microclimate in preschool educational institutions, lifting the mood of the participants.

The essence shares in that, that everyone (parents, children, teachers, who believes in fate or just wants to cheer themselves up, it is proposed to pull one of the fortune notes from the basket, and find out what the coming day has in store. These "prophecies" may be different, but required condition- always positive.

Initially promotion« Fortune basket» was carried out as part of "Weeks psychology» at the preschool educational institution. Now I often use it when conducting trainings with teachers and parents, parent meetings at the very beginning, to cheer up the participants, create a trusting atmosphere, and unite the participants.

For stock you need to prepare a little in advance basket and notes with predictions.

Examples of happy predictions:

Many incidents await you

AND interesting travels -

For courses, on vacation, abroad -

Where fate will decide!

To you to come, friends, and henceforth

Burn with creative work.

But you won't burn your wings,

Take care of your health!

You will join the cream of society

Perhaps you will find a sponsor.

You will soon be very lucky,

Fate will bring a surprise!

Love will brighten your days

And they will become bright.

Everything will be fine in life,

Especially on the personal front!

Waiting for you soon

A trip to the sea.

Every day and every hour

Someone is thinking about you.

Look ahead more cheerfully

There's wealth waiting for you there.

Gingerbread and sweets

There will be a lot of joy.

See you at the end of the week.

Holidays and fun await.

By next Saturday

Expect success at work

You will always have

There is delicious food in the house.

Staying today in bad mood, don’t twist it, the hair on the back of your head will fall out - you can’t sew it back;

Fireworks of bright events await you soon. Start preparing immediately.

Expecting something bad to happen don't twist the button: she will definitely come off

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance of meeting your destiny.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

A trip to the Black Sea will help you change for the better.

Everything can only be good for such a sun.

You are moving towards improving your life situation.

An amazing meeting awaits you next evening.

Unexpectedly for everyone, great success awaits you!

All your wishes will come true!

New opportunities will open up!

You will find a treasure!

Everything will be covered in chocolate!

Don't worry if you meet a black cat on the way, it remains to be seen who is worse off!

Waiting for you today great luck, which you won’t be able to part with for a very long time!

Success awaits you ahead!

awaits you large sum money, prepare your pockets!

A promotion awaits you, the main thing is that such a height does not make your head spin!

You can expect a fun time at your favorite job!

Immediate fulfillment of your cherished desires awaits you!

Today you will find an exciting journey on the MARSHRUTUKA!

Take heart! A major loss awaits you. You will be speechless from the happiness of the long-awaited meeting!

Hold on! Money will attack you from all sides!

A promotion awaits you. The department will transfer you to an office on the floor above.

A tour to Europe and a surprise according to your horoscope awaits you!

Your picture is clear – beautiful love awaits!

A trip to the sea awaits you soon.

From today, a white streak will begin in your life, infinitely long!

Expect increased income and decreased expenses!

Many travels and happy incidents await you!

Be attentive to the clues of fate.

Today and always enjoy happiness and share it with others.

If you show initiative, success will not keep you waiting.

Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.

A new sweet life will begin for you!

The events of the coming days will pleasantly surprise you!

Can you imagine??. Everything will be fine!

Children will delight you today!

Suddenly, a whole ton of happiness will fall upon you!

Today the Internet will be turned off at work and you will have to work.

Fate will throw a wallet, and this will all happen in the near future!

You are the most happy man in the world, no doubt!

Today and always keep your tail on the gun.

Life is a good thing!

Enjoy every day! Start with today!

Warm those around you with the warmth of your soul! You will feel warmer too! Your road to life is bright and wide - don’t get lost!

Think about good things and they will happen!

If you want to change your life for the better, today is the best day to do it!

Believe in your dreams, they will definitely come true!

Smile! Of course everything will be fine!

Everything will work out today! Happiness is inevitable!

Smile, a smile suits you!

Success is near!

You're very good man, you will do great!

Happy meeting ahead!

Happiness is already knocking on the door, let it in!

You are on the threshold of a new happy life!

Smile! What does it cost you!

The day will bring joy!

You will succeed!

All " predictions“I collected them in a table, so it’s easier to cut the notes. For aesthetics, I printed them on colored xerox paper.

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Sometimes, when celebrating an anniversary or any other holiday, you begin to notice that some of the guests stop being active and just sit and relax. And here it is necessary to take measures, otherwise others will follow them and the joyful holiday risks going into the stage of half-asleep. What measures will help? Try a game called funny predictions! Short and funny predictions in verse, suitable for any occasion. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, on February 23 and even on March 8! And all because the predictions are universal and even for teenagers and children at school they can be used with a little editing. Well, let’s not bore you, but let’s move on to the game and poetry.

Predictions in verse.

1. In the first ten days of January,
Your dream will come true.
Get ready for this event
Have a glass and calm down!

2. If you wake up at four in the morning on Saturday,
The weekend will be a blast!
You will redo everything,
After all, you will have plenty of time!

3. In summer, autumn and spring,
Everything will be fine with you.
Just wait out the winter
Sit in a warm house.

4. You wear different colored socks
And everything will be okay for you.
And if others laugh,
You can just smile back.

5. In summer you will fly to the sea,
And when you return, you will surprise your friends.
You will have a little belly,
Well, approximately, about two months.

6. And luck will soon smile on you,
And your life will take a new turn.
The main thing is not to oversleep your luck,
We have to sit and wait for her.

7. Put money in the bank,
And say it three times - so!
And then just wait
And live beautifully on interest.

8. New car will appear for you
But something will be lost from you.
As soon as you get the car,
You will find a hole in the family budget!

9. At the end of the week you,
There will be a lot to do.
These batteries are for you
May you manage to do all this!

10. Always in your house,
There will be delicious food.
Just go to the store more often,
Yes, leave there with your bags full.

11. You will be incredibly lucky!
Soon you will have the opposite.
Soon all your dreams will come true,
The main thing is to believe and just wait.

12. If you try hard,
Then everything will work out for you.
And if everything works out for you,
Then all wishes will be fulfilled.

13. It took you a long time to achieve this,
And finally you have arrived.
Friends are waiting for a big feast,
You will have your own apartment!

14. And you need to try a little,
And there is no need to be ashamed of it.
Just a little bit of luck
And soon you will have a new addition to your family!

Do you know how to play such predictions? Everything is simple here - you write down all the predictions by numbers on a piece of paper, and the guests take tickets with numbers out of the bag. When they take it out, they show or call the ticket number, and you read out the prediction under this number.

By the way!
We have beautiful templates with numbers for any similar game.
You can watch them and download them for free for your needs.

A variant of comic predictions with movie titles.

This version of the game is interesting because movie titles can be interpreted in different ways. And therefore the game turns out to be lively, and all the guests take part in the discussion. The game is played according to the following rules:
- the guest says he is waiting for me in the future... and takes out one card on which the name of the film is written. And he reads it out. It may turn out like this: what awaits me in the future... Carnival Night! Or maybe so: in the future... an office romance awaits me!
In general, this option turns out to be funny when guests or the host comments on what is happening.
Next, look at the list of films that are suitable for the game:
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Predictions for children preschool age Well suited for both large and small companies. Of course, such kids cannot cope without the support of adults who can organize festive fun for them.

If you listen to mom and dad,
Then you will eat sweets!
And not obedient for a whole year,
The ban on sweets is just waiting!

Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
You will sleep through all the surprises,
Just don't blame us for that!

My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And don’t shed tears over him!

for you next year
Be constantly visible!
You will perform a lot
Behind kindergarten you will stand!

Today is a happy and cheerful day,
Why are you hanging your nose?
We promise that you will have a whole year
Live only with the phrase “Lucky”!

The one who fathers and mothers
Doesn't listen stubbornly
I'll have to stay at home for a year
And just look out the window!

If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow up, my friend,
You'll be weak all year
Like a pea pod!

If you don't sleep well,
It will be hard to get up
You will be nervous, you will be angry,
And you won't grow big!

Fun awaits you all year long,
Laughter, McDonald's, carousels!
Adventures, friends,
I guarantee you!

He prophesies a lot of sweets
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that
Your stomach didn't hurt!

Very soon you will
More friends will appear!
Don't hurt them baby
Invite me to visit you!

The more often you smile,
The more it will work out
You have everything for a whole year,
We speak in advance!

There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Sweets, cakes, pastries!

We're telling you now
Absolutely unvarnished
Everyone's wishes will come true
And all your dreams will come true!

You have a surprise, my friend,
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to deserve it
And be good all year!

If you don't be lazy
You will work carefully
Suddenly you discover the planet
You will arrange a holiday for the whole world!

If you work
If you're all worried
Friend, you will become president,
Get some applause!

We are preparing for you,
Sunny day in the middle of winter
You'll be walking all day
And “kill the slacker”!

will bring you good luck
A new record in sports!
You will be a super hero
Fans will march in formation!

One evening you will fall asleep
As usual, we tell you.
And you'll wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!

If you want some candy
Send greetings to your parents
In the form of washing floors,
And sweeping corners!

There will be a holiday in your garden
Many different gifts
They will give it to you at that hour,
Everything you want is with us!

If you will help your mother
Wash dishes, put everything away,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!

Gifts are waiting for you
Loving from parents,
But they must be earned
Or ask correctly!

Attention-attention-attention
Your wishes will come true!
But keep them a complete secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!

For your merits, for yours,
A declaration of love awaits!
You will be happy today
After all, dreams will come true!

You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers,
Write a book
For girls and boys!

If you brush your teeth at night,
Then the whole stomach will be clean,
Well, what if it’s the other way around?
Your stomach will hurt badly!

Comic predictions for schoolchildren

Short predictions for children are fun entertainment that is suitable for anyone. festive event. Schoolchildren not only believe in miracles, but also expect them. And what if not predictions will help strengthen their faith? In addition, funny predictions for children will perfectly cheer up the whole company.

Soon, soon into you
Confessions will fly lovingly.
Maybe from the next desk,
The stars speak like cards!

You will be happy
There will be new friends
Adventure awaits you
Predictions don't lie!

Everything will be fine at school
Everything is fine at home too,
The main thing is don't forget
Help mom and dad!

Adventures await you
On vacation soon
You will receive recognition by loving
From a real prince (princess)!

If you don't teach a lesson
You'll get a deuce right away
For all my subjects,
And according to star signs!

If you go to bed early
You're in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
Love will add to your growth!

Literally very soon
They'll kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!

Congratulations you are here
You'll learn just fine!
Mom and Dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!

The stars say hello
And they will send you sweets!
Just eat them one at a time
Otherwise your ears will curl!

Make a wish quickly
The stars favor you
The wait won't be long.
They tell you honestly!

Soon you will have a holiday
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive
There will be many friends!

Rather open in your heart
You are the door for love!
Someone cares about you
And to your beautiful eyes!

They will write you a letter soon
It will be love!
And who, history will remain silent,
It will be kept secret!

Wait for a love confession
At the drawing lesson!
Will draw your portrait
And send a big hello!

News is waiting for you
Good news!
The house will be full of guests,
The main thing is to clean up later!

Who will help mom?
To receive gifts
There will be no help if
You will be judged even at school!

You have to be able to dream
You are too serious here
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!

You will be very lucky in life,
After all, there are a lot of gifts waiting!
But they must be earned
Go to the store with mom!

A wonderful vacation awaits you,
You're going to the sea with your dad and mom!
You will swim, sunbathe
And play with the guys!

Updates are waiting for you
From your mother, loving you!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mom!

Waiting in class for a transfer
And a new neighbor is waiting,
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without troubles!

Happiness will come to your home,
As a big gift
And don’t forget to mom later,
Say thank you to your hot!

When my friend you grow up
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And buy all your dreams!

To give you a figure,
Do some exercise
And you actively go to dances,
After all, the transitional age is ahead!

To have skills in the future
Now get busy studying!
If you suffer for a long time,
At least something will work out!

In the summer you go to the sea,
You'll find fun there!
There will be new friends
Laughter, you have acquaintances!

Don't be sad, your dreams will come true
After all, you have good luck!
But just don’t forget mom
You help, at least somehow!

Soon you will receive from us
Secret declaration of love
Don't torment anyone, anywhere,
They don't know anything!

Remember that good will return
Happiness will turn out to be long lasting,
Everyone do a lot of it
Don't ask for anything in return!

Comic predictions for teenagers

Teenagers love noisy parties and various games. He will offer them comic predictions and you will not hear them during the entire holiday.

Wait from your friends
Great news!

There will be a lot of kisses
It will be a long journey!

To look great
You need to behave decently!

Love will burst into your days
And they will become cool!

No need to be nervous in the morning
Happy time will come!

Make a wish for the night
Your dreams will come true!

Don't expect love from love,
Your happiness is ahead!

No need to run after anyone
You're running into a lot of problems!

Avoid bad company
These are bad beginnings!

Parents shouldn't be rude
After all, we still have a long time to live with them!

Beware of gossip
Don't hesitate to gossip yourself!

Kisses are waiting for you soon,
Not just one, but the sea!

Will kindle fires in the heart.
A declaration of love to you.

The one who loves you is not the same one
Only with him happiness awaits you.

Make a wish cherished wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!

Express yourself more modestly
So as not to lose friends!

Smile more often in life
Then it will be sweeter.

Will bring a lot of happiness
Happy New Year to you!

Cheerful and short predictions They are almost always a win-win option; with their help you can entertain adults at a New Year's party, some banquet or anniversary. Comic predictions are no worse at children’s parties, be it a birthday, New Year's party or any other celebration.

The main thing here is that the predictions are positive, with a high sense of humor, and do not offend the guests. Notes can be placed in cookie or in gilded walnut shells or small boxes. You can also organize a whole performance gypsy fortune tellers with cards or fortune telling by hand, the output of a “psychic” or “astrologer”. Also very fashionable in Lately at fairs, when a monkey or a parrot pulls out notes with predictions.

Comic predictions for children

To give your children a very good and enjoyable holiday, which they would definitely remember for a long time, add a little magic to it. To do this, write short comic predictions on small pieces of paper, then roll up the pieces of paper, mix them in a hat, and let each child pull out one such prediction at random. The text might be something like this:

1) He who drinks a lot of milk grows very quickly!

2) Whoever doesn’t eat porridge grows up frail and is considered a weak guy!

3) Soon your neighbor will fall in love with you, you will live together with him for three hundred years!

4) Very soon you will hear a strong ringing, it’s your new phone ringing!

5) Soon you will get A's, you will stop noticing it, you will help mom and dad, you will not offend the weak!

6) At dawn you will wake up and smile innocently at the mirror. And from there, this is the greeting to you, the white, bearded grandfather will smile!

7) Today will be a happy and cheerful day, so don’t hang your nose on the floor. I promise, and then your lucky star will shine in the sky!

8) Mom will come up quietly, gently take you by the hand, kiss you, and then you will be happy forever!

9) Those who love to sleep too long will never see surprises in life, you will sleep through them all, you blame yourself for that!

10) Soon there will be a feast for you, my friend, quickly prepare your mouth, there will be a lot of delicious sweets waiting for you, and hello from mom and dad!

11) A wonderful country, even the baked goods talk here!

12) Take a cool photo with me, I really love taking photos!

Comic predictions for adults

Adults, sometimes like children, also need entertainment in order to escape from the hard and boring work days. Comic fortune telling for a birthday, banquet, anniversary or New Year is perfect for this. And unlike children's predictions, if the atmosphere allows, then comic predictions for the New Year for adults can be diluted with a little “spice.”

1. As soon as all the honest people get drunk, there is no need to “drive the horses forward.” You may have amazing sex waiting for you today, but your pay slip may be waiting for you tomorrow!

2. Today the vodka will flow like a river if the whole team gets drunk. He'll lose his prize, was it worth it to get so drunk!

3. So that your colleagues do not start rolling their carts at you. There is no need to tease them wildly, but it would be better to sit quietly.

4. The happiest predictions are for those who are not afraid of reproach. And if the director kicks you out of work, rejoice, let there be less worry!

5. Just as there are many peas in your favorite salad, there are as many happy days awaiting you. But don’t rush to eat them all, otherwise you’ll all rush to the bathroom together!

6. And your dreams will come true as soon as you are on friendly terms with your boss. Take the Napoleon cake, sit down and bow to it!

7. Don’t drink too much today, and don’t even think about falling in love with anyone. After all, everyone knows that you can’t copulate at work!

8. Everyone’s wishes will come true, and great success awaits you all. But it’s important not to miss it, to have time to grab it with your teeth!

9. The stars prophesy to you from the heavens, great, unbridled debauchery. So it’s not too late to buy a rubber “outfit”!

10. If you drink a can of beer every day, you can live happily all year!

11. In the first days of January, an old dream will come true. Prepare for this properly, now pour a glass, drink and calm down!

12. Now you need to try a little bit, and you don’t need to be shy at all. Here's a little more luck, you will have a new addition to your house!


 


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