Sections of the site
Editor's Choice:
- Abstract to the approximate basic educational program of preschool education “Discovery” Educational program of preschool education discovery
- Cycle of lessons "geography for kids"
- An interactive poster for lessons on the surrounding world was prepared by Svetlana Anatolyevna Grevtsova, a primary school teacher at MBOU SOS.
- Cottage cheese casserole in a multicooker Dietary casseroles in a multicooker Redmond
- Veal roast sous vide Step by step recipe
- Delicious recipes for zucchini with minced meat, stewed in sauce and baked in the oven
- Boletus mushroom soup
- Delicious cauliflower side dish - cooking features, recipes and reviews
- Green tomatoes for the winter, simple recipes for delicious green tomatoes
- Salads with couscous - taste, originality and lightness in a water dish!
Advertising
| Funny skits for high school students about school. Cool teacher's day scenario at school for high school students |
|
Scenario for Teacher's Day (The minus “Hello School” sounds to the tune of the song from the film “The Scarecrow-Meow”.Students exit primary classes.)
The school is very cool, very great. One, two, sun, three, four, five! 1st student. Today at our school Big and important holiday! Vanya and Kolya became quiet And Mishenka the prankster. 2nd student. Smart and serious Everyone in our class became. For various questions We answered together! 3rd student. Didn't jump on desks Didn't run around the classroom They read clearly and distinctly. Still would! It's a holiday at school! 4th student. What day is it, tell me So mysterious?! 1st student. Not just anyone, but a teacher Hero at the party! 2nd student. For all of us, like mothers And dads, some! We'll become like you, As soon as we grow up! 3rd student. For knowledge about the world, For the school bright world, "Thank you" for your kindness Today we are talking! 4th student. Stay like that Health and happiness to you! And smile more often To family, friends and us! (High school students exit) First high school student: Our dears! Second high school student: Beloved! Third high school student: Dear! Fourth high school student: Honored ones! Fifth high school student: Adored! Enthusiastic high school student:(continues) Beloved, unforgettable, wrapped up, muzzled, bungled... First high school student:(interrupts, covering the Enthusiastic’s mouth with his hand) What are you talking about? (Strokes him on the head and explains to the audience)I was completely stunned, poor thing. He started talking. The group of students continues: First high school student:Our dear teachers! Second high school student: We love you! Third high school student: We respect you! Fourth high school student: We honor! First high school student: We love it! Enthusiastic high school student:(continues with inspiration)We bow, admire, admire, wonder... First high school student:(interrupting) Maybe stop being a sycophant? Enthusiastic high school student:(persistently and stubbornly) No way! Group of students (continue one by one) First high school student:Yes! We understand how difficult it is for you! Second high school student:With us, the unlucky ones! Third high school student: Unassembled! Fourth high school student: Impolite! First high school student:Inattentive! Enthusiastic high school student:(interrupts and continues alone)Lazy, loud, talkative, rabid... First high school student:(indignantly) Well, I'm tired of it! (Clamps the mouth of the Enthusiastic) Enthusiastic high school student:(continues to shout something incomprehensible with his mouth clamped shut)Po, ti, ka, lu, si... etc.(Classmates “calm down” an inflatable baton hanging from two comrades’ arms). First high school student:(continues) We understand you, we sympathize with you from the bottom of our hearts and want to help you. We invite you to the store of amazing inventions “To help our dear teacher.” The curtain opens. On the stage there are tables with objects laid out on them - experimental goods. Two students are sitting on chairs. They will participate in the experiment. There are two sellers at the tables with goods - active, cheerful, very kind. First seller:(joyfully) And here is the first visitor! Please pass! Teacher: (timid, nervous, unsure, glasses on the tip of her nose, which she adjusts all the time; she shudders at everything, constantly turns around in fear, fiddles with something in her hands, speaks quietly and politely)Hello. Excuse me, did I get to the store? Second seller:(helpfully) Glad to serve! What do you want? Teacher: I would like some... help... First seller:(broad gesture towards objects)Please! Widest choice. Teacher: (joyfully grabs the first thing that catches his eye - a broom) Maybe this? Second seller:(tries to take the broom, they fight) Give it back! (dismissively)This is an outdated model... Teacher: (pleadingly) What do you recommend? After all, there was no sweet spot with the guys. First seller:(vigorously) Here! Especially for you: neat tweezers(shows) to pluck out loose tongues. The teacher recoils. Second seller: And here is the kit (shows): hammer and nails for crucifixion on the most obnoxious desks... Teacher: (rolls eyes, screams) No! No! First seller:(to another) Look, I think she's too impressionable. Second seller:There's no point in doing this at school... Teacher: (pleadingly) Please... watch... something else First seller:Well, then - this is it: absolutely harmless and very effective!(puts out toilet paper rolls)Give a gift to a colleague - a German teacher. Teacher: (suspiciously) Toilet paper? Excuse me, how is this? Second seller:It’s very simple: you send the student with this roll to the toilet, and let him sit there until he uses it all, studying English language. You see, here the alphabet comes first, then the words(unwinding the paper)then verb tenses. Teacher: Great idea! Is there such a guide for any other subjects? First seller:Here you go: formulas in mathematics, dates in history, complex topics in the Russian language... That's all for now, but we continue to work in this direction. Teacher: (joyfully) I take it, I take it, I take it!(holds up the bag and they start putting rolls in it) Oh! (stops)But if everyone sits in the toilet, who will we work with?(puts everything back)Can I watch something else? Second seller:(helpfully) Please please! Teacher: (looking around, searching)Give... me... this pillow. First seller:(doubtfully) This one is unlikely to suit you, it is suffocating... Teacher: (with horror, pushing away, throwing away the pillow) Oh! No! No! Second seller:(calmingly) Take another one, this one, it's just soothing. Give the students a pillow. Like this(demonstrates) - the students fall asleep. Do you see? They fell asleep, and you can go about your business - read a book, knit a blouse... Teacher: (doubtfully) What about the educational process? How to execute the program if everyone is asleep? First seller:Yes... they didn't finish it!(snatches the pillow; the students look around in shock)Well, okay, let's think. Teacher: (with despair) What to do? Should I not leave empty-handed? Do you have anything else? Second seller:Here it is, just for you(starts to take it out from under the counter)."Straitjacket"! True, it comes complete with two riot policemen. IN this moment they are in traumatology. Here! It is better! You see, gags come in different modifications, for example, a dummy gag. It works like this(starts demonstrating):the student sucks him in and can no longer talk - he just hums(students groan and gag). Teacher: (horrified) Oh, they'll choke! Stop it! First seller: Don't worry! (pats students on the back; they spit out the pacifier)See, everything is fine. Here are also “Water Laxative”, “Noose Healing”... The teacher can no longer speak, she only hums and shakes her head negatively. Second seller:Well, then we don't know. You won’t please... Maybe a set “to help a beginning teacher”? Teacher: (hopefully) What's in this set? First seller:(enthusiastic) A gun for shooting the most impudent, a grenade for neutralizing the most obnoxious, a gas canister for self-defense, a fishing rod for catching... Teacher: (pleadingly) Or maybe this is the last one on the list. Second seller:(with readiness) A fishing rod? Please! It comes with a sandwich. Used to remove the most arrogant from the class. Teacher: (timidly) Oh... a sandwich, excuse me, why? First seller:This is bait. See how it works - flawlessly! We put the sandwich on the hook and bring it to the student’s nose(shows) and he follows you as if hypnotized! Teacher: Very tempting, very... I think I'll take it... What's with the sandwiches? Second seller:For every taste! With sausage, ham, salmon, red and black caviar... Teacher: The teacher gradually sinks into the chair. Mommy (faints). First seller:Listen, what's wrong with her? Second seller:I say, very impressionable(fans the teacher with a newspaper). Pre-prepared colorful humorous diplomas are awardedalong with bouquets of flowers for teachers
ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TEACHER 1st student: 2nd student: 3rd student: 4th student: 5th student: 7th student: 8th student: 1st student: All: Song "My kind teacher» 1. A gentle bell calls for your desk. The teacher starts his lesson All the years we were taught to understand Both difficult and easy subjects. The teacher doesn't know how to get tired. He checks his notebooks until dawn. CHORUS: And the school will always be in our hearts. 2. We were not tolerable sometimes. It was as if a demon had entered our souls. The teacher will quietly say: “No problem.” After all, my teacher is the best, the best. The years will fly by in quick succession And the time has come to say goodbye. Teacher we don't know what's wrong with you It will be very difficult for us to part. CHORUS: My good teacher, why are you silent? Tears suddenly sparkled in his eyes. You opened the world to us and no matter where we lived, 3. A gentle bell calls you to your desk. The cheerful laughter ceases for a while. The teacher starts his lesson And everything around seems to freeze. CHORUS: My good teacher, why are you silent? Tears suddenly sparkled in his eyes. You opened the world to us and no matter where we lived, And the school will always be in our hearts My good teacher, why are you silent? Tears suddenly sparkled in his eyes. You opened the world to us and no matter where we lived, And the school will always be in our hearts First high school student:Our dear teachers! Congratulations on a wonderful, main holiday in the world! We would like to bring you our warmest wishes for happiness, health, peace in your homes and souls! Second high school student:We wish you that your difficult, noble work will bring only joyful fruits. So that we are worthy to be called your students! First high school student:We will always try to remember your instructions and wishes so that you are proud of our successes! Second high school student:And having left our native walls, we will never forget you - our beloved teachers! No matter what heights we have to achieve in life, we know that this is your merit, thank you for your patience and wisdom, thank you for everything! (The song “Hello School” is played to the tune of the song from the film “The Scarecrow-Meow”.)
The school is very cool, very great. One, two, sun, three, four, five! ONE DAY 1st student: 2nd student: 3rd student: 4th student: 5th student: 7th student: 8th student: 1st student: All: Sketch (grades 5,6,7) The song by V. Shainsky to the words of M. Plyatskovsky “What they teach at school” sounds. Three people take the stage: a girl and two boys (truants). 1st boy. Where are you going? 2nd boy. - I'm tired of school! Girl. - That's it, what should we do there? The rest of the students leave. - Hi guys! Why are you sitting here? 1st boy. - And we decided not to go to school. Girl. - We won’t go to study anymore. Students. - And who are you going to become? 2nd boy. - What? there to know? My dad is an engineer in an office, 1st boy. - And I can be a doctor, Girl. Students. -Are you laughing? To build a house - Do you want to be a doctor? - And who will let you cut a person, - Well, what are you looking at, huh? — They’ll invite you to the podium in Paris, - Like a magazine, very fashionable, - Yes, well, what can I say? - Look... you can’t buy - Well, what if you were a banker? - You’re a cook - imagine now. - Now imagine another one, - You decided to call Masha. - The girls care. - That's right, we need to study. 1st boy. - Listen to you, decide - 2nd boy. - Listen, cool, you and I 1st boy. - Yes! And we can find out everything 1st boy. - And about the yacht, that one, remember?! 2nd boy. - And about the boat, which... (three of us) - Yes-ah... learning is just great!!! Girl. - Well, I can read it Students. - So what, have you been convinced? Children sing the song “Congratulations” to the tune of V. Shainsky’s song “What They Teach at School.” ______________________________________________ New Russian grandmothers. (8 classes) 1. Hello, dear ones! 2.I was assigned.. 1. Spend today... 2. Don't interrupt me! I was assigned... 1. Spend today... 2. Don't interrupt me! I was instructed (look at 1 grandmother) to conduct... (look again). 1.Hold today's concert.. Pause 2.Why are you bothering me? 1. Because you don’t know how to conduct a concert. If, for example, a singer is performing now, how will you announce her? 2. I’ll say that he will speak now... 1.I'll tell you! ..The singer must be announced by singing. (sings.) Now a singer will perform, she will sing for you... 2. Ha ha..! Interesting! And if acrobats perform, how will you announce them? Over your head? Somersault? 1.But you will announce the acrobats. 2. No, I’ll announce everything. 1.Why? 2. Because the concert must be conducted by a savvy and decisive person. 1.You speak as if you are going to lead not a concert, but a ship in a storm. Just think, captain! 2. The captain is a man! And I am a woman! 1.Oh-oh, hold me... Woman... Look at you, sand is falling off you... 2.Look at you, this garden scarecrow... 1.No, look at her old nag (pushing each other) 2. Okay, that's enough, that's enough. People are looking at us. 1. Oh, really, chavoy, we’ve completely gone crazy old people. 2.And now the song………………. Song In your big eyes there is anxiety and sadness, After all, we again don’t have enough paint for repairs. You want to send everything into the lilac distance! Into the lilac distance - whitewashing and painting, In the lilac fog - a water tap, In the lilac fog - window putty. And your vacation floated away into a lilac fog! In the lilac distance are the Canary Islands and Hawaii. I would like to leave for a year, or maybe two... Or maybe you dream of leaving forever. You dream, but you can barely get there! The lilac fog over our school is melting, The director sits in it, and it’s not easy for him - He is in no hurry to go home, the director understands: You will have to solve all the questions yourself! 2. Matryon, look, your whole back is white. 1.Where (looks around) (2nd laughs) 2.I was joking. 1. Fuck you! You're all hee-hee, yes ha-ha. 2. Today we need to laugh and cheer up our respected people. Otherwise they laugh once a year. 1.Why 1? 2. The first of July, when they go on vacation. 1. Let's tell jokes. 2.I'm first. 1.Go ahead. 2. Vovochka received a bad mark in physical education. Father asks: Why did your teacher give you a bad grade? “And he asked to cover the goat with mats.” Well, I covered it... 1.Now I.. The teacher says to the student: Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow! Do you mean father? No, grandpa. I want to show him what mistakes his son makes in his homework. 2. You should just invite your grandfathers... 1. This is a joke (offended) 2.Okay, okay, announce the musical number 1. (singing) I’ll sing for you... 2. It’s not you who will sing, but the guys. Musical number All students line up on stage and sing to the tune of the song “Smile” from the movie “Carnival Night”) If you sometimes feel sad and sad, So let's all the excitement If we don’t answer well in class, money 2. Once I was riding in a minibus, I read the inscription “Whoever slams the door will become a beneficiary!!!” 1. You laugh at the old and sick.. Listen to the story: And for the third time the old man came to the blue sea, and she had mercy on him gold fish and gave him Raskolnikov’s address... 2. (dreamy) And the sun is shining brightly, and the landscape is beautiful when C2H5OH is splashing in the stomach (ts 2 as 5 oas) 1.Are you crazy, Flower, you’re at school. money 1. Little flower, let’s talk about love. 2.What kind of love do you like at your age? 1. Well, you can dream... 2. Now you will see about love with your own eyes, how Othello loves Desdemona Sketch of Othello and Desdemona Othello (4 grades) I hear steps. Finally at home Desdemona Othello, I don't have lunch. Othello I really have no time for jokes, my dear, Desdemona But I was working, not at the cinema! Othello What's in your bag? Notebooks again! Desdemona I see that your nerves are not all right, (Sits down to check his notebooks.) Othello Listen, Desdemona, really Desdemona Othello! We already ate today! Othello What three? I ate two yesterday. Desdemona OK then. Fry yourself one. Othello But the refrigerator is empty! Desdemona Well, I don’t know where it could suddenly disappear?! Othello Listen, I have a job too, Desdemona Oh, darling, come on, really, think of something... Othello My hunger will not be satisfied. Really Desdemona I thought I'd come by at the end of the week, Othello What disco?! What kind of joke? Desdemona Oh, you know, there's not a minute left, Othello Like hell from incense, you run away from home. (9th grade) Teaching is not work, but renunciation, The ability to give your all, Leave for a long feat and torment, And in this we see light and grace. Teaching - when in the eyes of cold The dawn of understanding will light up, And you will understand: I tried not in vain And it was not in vain that he scattered his knowledge. Showered with colored rain of bouquets And illuminated by the brilliance of hundreds of eyes, Accept, teacher, not a word of greeting, And part of the soul is from grateful us! Song to the melody of “Closing the Circle” (end, everyone sings) 1.Here is one of those stories Why does one strive for knowledge? Chorus: Stand here in a circle 2.Opening the doors of life Chorus. 3.If knowledge is in the palm of your hand, Chorus. _________ (1 class) 1.What student is without mistakes? 2.And every kind word 3.We ourselves and our parents 4
.Teacher - as if it’s not fashionable. “Golden Wedding” (“Cuckoo”) (grades 1,2,3) It's a holiday, a holiday at our school. We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts. How nice it is for us to look at you. And smiles are everything for you. Etc. Oh, the student and the teacher Life at school is great! Oh, the student and the teacher May fate smile on us! Oh, the student and the teacher So many years, so many years together. Ah, the student and the teacher, May we live for two hundred years! This holiday is only once a year. But we always love you very much. May you and we be lucky in life And we drink milk for you today! Musical number to the melody “What is autumn?” (beginning, everyone sings) What's going on at school today? We will answer your question directly: It's a holiday here with us, Here we have Teacher's Day, the very same! Chorus Happy to see you all now At this most exciting hour. Happiness, smiles, light, kindness Adults and children wish you well. A teacher working at a school The best teacher in the world, Because he has his big heart He gives it to all the children without any reserve. Chorus 1 grandma: Let in this hall, at this hour The lights are burning brighter! Our junior classes' loud laughter is the best reward! Etc. (repeat) Performing a song to the tune of “Forward, Midshipmen”(to parents) By the will of fate it happened Chorus Years will pass, centuries of shadow Chorus
Celebrate at school dedicated to the Day teachers, fun and unusual will help you original script. The program will be complemented by funny and tear-jerking skits for Teacher's Day, telling about the work of teachers. We have collected ideas for writing skits about tests and a teacher's first day at school for elementary, middle and high schools. Unusual numbers with texts and video examples will help you write unusual scenario holiday. Funny scenes for Teacher's Day at school - cool ideas and examples of numbers
Our readers will be helped to create funny and cool scenes for the holiday Teacher's Day at school. simple ideas and examples. For you, we have selected original numbers about writing tests in various subjects. Funny and somewhat realistic productions will definitely appeal to all school teachers. Ideas for funny skits at school for Teacher's DayFor many schoolchildren, writing tests seems like a real challenge. Therefore, the topics of passing tests and solving complex problems can be used to compile funny skits. For example, students can beat a strict teacher who is trying to take away crib sheets or phones from students. Or you can talk about how teachers check tests after passing them. You can see examples of such scenes in our next videos. Ready texts can be used to quickly prepare your own numbers. Video examples of cool and funny skits for Teacher's Day at schoolWith the help of our selection of video productions about taking tests, students of secondary and high school will be able to easily write new funny skits for Teacher's Day. If desired, texts from the examples can be borrowed to perform similar acts or to supplement with other more sparkling jokes. Funny skits for high school on Teacher's Day - examples and ideas for productions
High school students usually prepare a real school concert for Teacher's Day. It may include funny skits, ditties, and musical battles. Our examples and ideas will help you create an original script. Using them, high school students can easily create really funny skits for Teacher's Day. Ideas for funny skits for Teacher's Day from high school studentsTo make the finished numbers fun, high school students are advised to spice up the funny story with real facts of life. In their funny performances, high school students can tell:
Any life situation can be presented in a funny and cool way if you spice it up with sparkling jokes. The idea for a skit about a teacher's first day in school is quite funny. new school. For example, high school students can tell how a teacher is afraid of modern children or how he earns authority in front of poor students. In such a cool production, many teachers will be able to recognize their first day at school. Video examples of funny skits from high school students for Teacher's DayVideo examples will help our readers write a simple and at the same time funny text for a production about a teacher’s first day at school, as well as about the pressing problems of teachers. They will allow you to choose the most successful jokes and create really cool numbers. Cool skits for Teacher's Day for primary school - ideas and examples of texts
For primary school students, we have selected short funny skits for Teacher's Day. Using simple examples texts and video numbers, it will not be difficult to create an unusual and cool program of events. For students in grades 1-2, it is better to break such productions into 3-4 parts and include them in the script between different competitions, song numbers or skits with poetry readings. But students in grades 3-4 can perform all comic performances at once. Ideas for creating funny skits for elementary school students for Teacher's DayPrimary school students will be most interested in talking not about the teachers themselves, but about their studies. Funny children's jokes can be used as the basis for skits from schoolchildren in grades 1-4. The guys just have to choose who will play what role and rehearse the number well. For example, for productions, students primary school can use the following texts: Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers have you read? Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse? Teacher: Khomyakov, answer why people need nervous system? A student asks the teacher: Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet as a child? Teacher: Let's listen to how you learned homework. Whoever answers first will receive a higher point. What does the phrase "Sisyphean labor" mean? Sveta, let me carry your briefcase! How do you say “Gogol-Mogol” in English? Also in the making funny skits For the Teacher's Day holiday, the video examples we have selected will also be useful to them. They also talk about the “difficult” life of the kids and their attempts to understand all the difficulties modern sciences. Original skits from students - funny video examples for Teacher's Day
A selection of the best video examples will help our readers create not just funny, but also original scenes for Teacher’s Day at school. In them you will also find performances by middle and high school students. Sparkling jokes from different productions can be combined into one number or included in different parts of the script. Fanfare (phonogram) Song about teachers (phonogram) Presenter 1. V. 2 On such a nice, clear day In riding 2 . For long, kind, honest work Presenter 1 .Your feat is visible to the whole country, Presenter 2 .And every former student Presenter1. Presenter 2. Even if it’s not every day with us, Filled with triumph But in the morning, entering my class, You are good. Presenter 1. Bring knowledge to children, Teach them by example And the kids, having grown up, They will definitely appreciate it! Presenter 2. Friends, we are glad to see you And our concert will begin now. Just a reminder for viewers: Today is Teacher's Day! Number No. 1: Congratulations to elementary school students Words, song Presenter 1. Dear teachers,Let her important work what you do every day brings you only joy. We wish you good health and new successes in your hard work. Presenter 2. Your students, in turn, will try to please you with their achievements as often as possible and, even after leaving the school walls, never forget those people who helped us explore the world and come back here again and again. Presenter 1 . Today our male teachers are present in this hall. Low bow to you Alexander Semenovich and Boris Borisovich. Presenter 2. Let there always be excellent grades in your journal, peace and order in the lessons, and personal life- prosperity and prosperity! Thank you for your knowledge, which will be very useful in later life To your students! Students of grades 5 and 6 perform. (words) Scene: “Wide-profile specialist” (Alyosha Chumaev, Vasily Tingaev) Presenter 2. . On this day we solemnly congratulate Presenter 1 .And those who were next to us, Who taught and mentored us, Today we honor Thank you teachers Number: Song (5.6 grades) “Favorite Teacher” Presenter.2 Oh, how much sadness there is in the word “Veteran”! But how much honor and warmth there is here! After all, only through labor was human honor given, And the best years passed at school. Presenter 2 . Today at our celebration there are guests, veterans of teaching work. (transfer): Our dear veterans, please accept our words of gratitude for your work, kindness and patience. Congratulations on your professional holiday! We wish you good health, emotional and physical strength, creative success and sincere love from your students! Please accept our musical gift. Number: Presenter 1 .The proud word Teacher is pronounced in all languages with the greatest reverence and respect. In the hearts of each of us, along with family and friends, there is always a teacher, the most beloved, the one who opened the way to the world of knowledge. Each of us remembers our first teacher, our school years. Education rests on caring people who love children and youth, on individuals who are obsessed with their profession. Today every student is the hope of his family, his city, village, tomorrow he is the hope of Russia. And therefore your profession is one of the honorable and humane. Tatyana Nikolaevna, these words are for you. Thank you for your wisdom, intelligence, patience and love for children. Song: Yamashkina Karina, Kosov Artyom Presenter 2 . Dear teachers, Congratulations on Teacher's Day, May you always be lucky in life! We sincerely wish you generously, May luck come quickly! Presenter 1. May your everyday life be bright! Let your work bring success! And let there be a lot of joy! Always remain the best! Presenter 2 .Be feminine forever, desirable, Impeccable, beautiful soul! We wish you heavenly manna! May everything always be good! Presenter 1. Our dear, beautiful half of humanity, our dear teachers, accept a musical gift from us. Number: Dance Words of congratulations from 7.8 grades. Number: Yamashkina Karina (song) Presenter 1. Teacher's Day…. A holiday for all professions. After all, as one wise man said: “If professions had heads, they would bow before the teaching profession.” And in my opinion, this is probably why holidays exist, to stop, to look back, to more acutely feel the importance and responsibility to people and to the cause to which you dedicated your life and once again make sure that you made the right choice. On these October days, teachers' names are pronounced especially often and loudly. However, for a real teacher, it is more important that praise be heard not from a high rostrum, but in the school corridor, in a crowd of children for whom he has just taught a lesson. What kind of teachers are remembered... Kind, fair, knowledgeable?... perhaps these are approaches to the main thing... those who equally believe in their science and in their students. Presenter 2. We congratulate you on your holiday! We wish you obedient students. We wish you patience in your work, But in life there is only luck. Leading first. Arseny, I wonder what you would write in the essay “If I were a school principal”? Presenter 1. For example, I would lengthen the changes. Presenter 2.A I would arrange delicious breakfasts for them, especially for the boys. Presenter 1. Me I would introduce a sense of humor test for teachers. Presenter 2. And I don’t like this topic at all. Presenter 1. What, you don’t like writing essays? Presenter 2 No, I like the topic “I want to be a director.”By the way, listen to the school joke.Vovochka wakes up in the morning and says: “Mom! I don't want to go to school today. Ivanov will fight again, Petrov will throw notes, and Sidorov will push.” You can’t, son, firstly, you’re already forty years old, and secondly, you’re the school principal! Presenter 1. Head teacher! Woman and mother! Presenter 2. For you, Svetlana Nikolaevna, musical congratulations. Number: Presenter 1 . We all learned a little bit Something and somehow. And everyone chose the path And everyone chose their own path. And those who were next to us, Who taught and mentored us, Today we honor Thank you, teachers! 2 presenter The girl tells her mother what happened at school.
Phonogram “Farewell Waltz” 1 presenter : Last academic year within the walls of my native school. How sad, but that’s how life works. Today our ninth graders say congratulations and words of gratitude to their teachers. Congratulations from graduates (lyrics), song Presenter2: In aviation, they strictly count how many hours a pilot has flown, Few people know about the teacher, how long he stood at the blackboard! How many notebooks did I check at night? How many plans have I written in my life? How many times have I believed a person and punished myself for him? Presenter 1 .As long as the Earth turns, Dear fragile planet, There are teachers in the world And that means there will be more light! At the end of the holiday: The final song “Teacher's Waltz” plays, Karina sings We bring to your attention scripts and skits for the day of our beloved, wise, kind and talented teachers!
Free script examplesComic skits for Teacher's Day1. Mini-skit for Teacher’s Day: “Let me write it off!”Roles: The girl – aka Maria Sergeevna – is a teacher of Russian language and literature; /There are two tables and two chairs on the stage. A girl and a boy are sitting. A girl with glasses is diligently writing something. The boy sits thoughtfully./ Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: /The happy labor teacher kisses Maria Sergeevna on the cheek and runs away, waving her notebook in the air. Maria Sergeevna shakes her head reproachfully./ Girl:/addressing the teachers in the hall/ 2. Sketch for Teacher’s Day: “Once upon a time on a bench...”Roles: Old lady 1 – former teacher, retired, strict, despotic. Presenter: /Three old women, former teachers, are sitting on a bench./ 1 old lady: 2 old lady: 3 old lady: 1 old lady: 2 old lady: 3 old lady: 1 old lady: 2 old lady: 3 old lady: Presenter: 3. Mini-skit for Teacher’s Day: “New Girl”Roles: The new teacher, Zhanna Semyonovna, is a young teacher who looks like a typical nerd, but in reality turns out to be an athlete, a karateka. Act 1. New girl. /The director and a new teacher enter the classroom, the children first make noise, then calm down and look at the new teacher with interest./ Director: Children: Director: /The director leaves, the teacher sits down at her desk./ Zhanna Semenovna: Vovka: Zhanna Semenovna: Egorka: /The whole class bursts into laughter./ Zhanna Semenovna:/not at all embarrassed/ – This evening I will check your notebooks with test work, which we will now carry out. He gives everyone a piece of paper with the task. /Everyone sank, dissatisfied sighs were heard/ Lenka:/whispers to my desk neighbor/ Yulka: /The lesson continues, everyone writes a test, then the bell rings, everyone gets up and gives the paper to the teacher. Leaving class/ Act 2. Hooligan. /Vovka and Yegorka go home together. Not far from them are Yulia and Lena. Suddenly a high school student, a hooligan, jumps out from behind a tree./ Hooligan: /Vovka begins to back away. Egorka gets into a boxer's pose and immediately receives a slap in the face and falls. The girls are screaming./ /At this moment, a new teacher, Zhanna Semyonovna, appears out of nowhere. And with a karate move, he puts the bully on his shoulder blades, his arm is twisted, he himself is pressed to the ground by the teacher, he lies, writhes, tries to break free, but nothing comes of it. The teacher has a death grip on him./ Hooligan: /The teacher doesn’t pay attention to him. Egorka and Vovka look at the new teacher with delight and surprise./ Zhanna Semenovna: /the bully gets up and runs away, but shouts after him:/ - I remember you! I'll tell daddy everything! Vovka: Zhanna: Egorka: /say goodbye to the teacher./ Act 3. In karate! Vovka:/Egor/ Egor: Vovka: Egor: Yuli and Lena: /they run away together in all directions. They say goodbye until the evening./ Presenter: You will also find it useful: If the sample scripts do not suit you, we will be happy to compose a new original custom script for you! Order a script |
Popular:
New
- Cycle of lessons "geography for kids"
- An interactive poster for lessons on the surrounding world was prepared by Svetlana Anatolyevna Grevtsova, a primary school teacher at MBOU SOS.
- Cottage cheese casserole in a multicooker Dietary casseroles in a multicooker Redmond
- Veal roast sous vide Step by step recipe
- Delicious recipes for zucchini with minced meat, stewed in sauce and baked in the oven
- Boletus mushroom soup
- Delicious cauliflower side dish - cooking features, recipes and reviews
- Green tomatoes for the winter, simple recipes for delicious green tomatoes
- Salads with couscous - taste, originality and lightness in a water dish!
- Love horoscope for December Aquarius man
