Description: Anniversary script for a woman’s 60th birthday with song adaptations, competitions, riddles for adults. Cons of the songs are attached.

/The exit of the hero of the day to ceremonial fanfare./

Presenter:
– Hello, dear guests and hero of the day! At this table today people have gathered who are connected by one huge, and, fortunately, fulfillable desire: to wholeheartedly congratulate our dear Lyubasha on her 60th birthday (change the name of the woman celebrating the anniversary to the desired one).

We would like to congratulate you on your anniversary,
A beautiful date - sixty...
How much success we have
But we can’t turn life back...

May joy and love surround you,
And happiness in your soul instantly blossoms.
Relatives, loved ones are next to you,
What is more important than this, my friend?

Although the years fly by like an arrow,
You will always be young for us!
You are getting better, day by day!
We want to drink for you now!
/pause for drinks/

Presenter:
At this table there is a person who surprises Lyuba all her life - her husband. This helped them maintain their love and become the closest people to each other. The husband still wants to amaze Lyuba by giving her a real serenade.

To the tune of “When spring will come, I don’t know...”

I don’t know where the years fly,
And you're still just as good
I'm burning with love for you,
You are my heart and soul!
There's so much with you

Presenter: How great it is that the love of the birthday girl and her husband not only did not fade away, but finally burst out! Children, grandchildren - it’s your turn to congratulate your mother and grandmother!

The song is remade to the tune of “You’re the only one I have...”

Children sing:

We have only one mother
She is modest in character
Tender as spring
Needed like the Moon!

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60 years! Sixty – everything is just beginning!

Presenter: Now we'll have a little quiz. To do this, our hero of the day must fill out a short questionnaire in writing, and the guests will answer the same questions orally. I will determine the most correct answers based on the completed questionnaire. The birthday girl’s opinion is the law today, don’t try to understand the woman!

Survey questions:

1. What name would the hero of the day give herself if her opinion were taken into account at birth?
2. What role would you like to play in a movie?
3. What affectionate name does she call her husband?
4. What was her name as a child?
5. What does a woman need to be completely happy?
6. What quality do you value in people?

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According to the results of the quiz, the one who guessed the closest answers receives the “Order” “For Attention and Understanding” - presented by the presenter, and the birthday girl awards the “Order” “Birthday Girl’s Favorite” to the one whose answers she liked the most, even if they were not like hers.

“Orders” are made of foil cardboard.

Presenter: The mystery of a woman is not beauty at all,
After all, there are no ugly women!
There is a riddle in the mind and in simplicity,
With which she conquers everyone!
And our hero of the day is good,
Well, who wouldn’t agree with this?

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Sketch song to the tune “Oh, Van, look at the parrots...” sung:

Vania:

Well, where is the happy girl?
Which one celebrates sixteen?
So slim, so beautiful,
What can you eat and gain weight?

Zina:

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Luring the hero of the day and guests into a circle for a quick dance. The musical accompaniment of this dance is at the level of Serduchka (as an option - a children's dance).

Oh, woman, you are 60 today...
And it was 18... only 42 years ago.
But the heart also beats hotly,
He wants to embrace the whole world with love.

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Presenter:
- Are you tired? But our dear Lyubochka is not! After all, she has so much strength and energy! Anyone will be jealous. And this is all because she is a very positive and kind person.
And to relax a little, I suggest solving riddles.

Riddles about the anniversary

1. It’s on the table
The aroma will captivate you,
Vegetable, sausage,
The coolest! (Olivie)

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Presenter:
“You’ve solved all the riddles, which means you haven’t given in too much!” We urgently need to fix it and drink to the hero of the day!
/Pause for feast/

Competition for a comic toast for the hero of the day

Prepare clean leaves in advance. Give them to guests. And give this task:

– Dear guests, let’s play such a game. You need to remember and write down all the attributes of a rich and happy life.

Examples:
– Limousine
– Villa

…………………………..

The text in which to insert these attributes:

– Our dear Lyubochka!
We wish you to have the coolest... So that you can show off the most expensive things in the world... So that you share with us your best...

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But most importantly, be healthy, loved and happy! Because health, love and friendship are not bought or sold!

Song-remake to the tune of Leps - The Best Day:

Five hundred thousand hours behind me
Millions of planets above you,
But we wish you to live a long time.

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They say that a woman, when she turns 60, is almost an old woman. That she has no time for fun and no time for holidays. But that’s what those who don’t know women who are 60 say! And those who know such people can tell you that at this age women are cheerful, kind and active! That's why we came up with our own comic and cheerful scenario for a woman's 60th birthday. Our script has a lot of fun moments, jokes and games for guests. Watch, choose the best moments and spend them on your holiday.

Leading:
Good evening dear guests! Today we have gathered here to celebrate the anniversary of our charming (name of the hero of the day). How old was she? This is not important, especially since it is not customary to talk about a woman’s age. But if you look at our hero of the day, look at her blooming face, look into her sparkling eyes, take a look at her from head to toe, you can immediately see that she is 18 years old today! For which we all solemnly congratulate her!

Toast for the hero of the day.
When we were kids, we all put together puzzles. Some collected quickly, others slowly. Some people assembled a puzzle of 8 pieces, and others of a hundred or more. But be that as it may, after that all our puzzles fell into pieces.
So our life is put together piece by piece in the form of a puzzle from year to year. And at some point it will come together and fall apart.
I propose to drink to our hero of the day, and to her life puzzle, so that it keeps coming together and coming together, and for a long time does not collapse into small pieces!

Leading:
Tell me, what is the most famous birthday song in our country? Which? Absolutely right - the song of the crocodile Gena! Do you remember the words to this wonderful children's song? Do you remember that today we are celebrating our hero of the day’s 18th birthday? This means that she is just becoming an adult, and we can still sing this children’s song to her. Shall we sing?

The guests sing a song.

Leading:
Well done, they sang together. And we have a surprise for the hostess of the evening! Cheburashka himself came to her for the holiday! I know she had a huge crush on him as a child. And years later he came to congratulate her and sing a song.

A young man comes out with big cardboard ears, like a Cheburashka. He sings a song to the tune - I play the harmonica. Only the words have been altered for the anniversary.
And here is the song itself:

Leading:
And now I propose to play the game in the form of a quiz. The one who answers the question correctly receives a prize. And not just a prize, but a gift from our hero of the day!
I will read out the question, then you offer possible answers. If you haven't guessed right, then I'll give you a second hint. If there is no answer again, then a third hint.
But there is one more condition - if you gave your answer to a question and did not guess correctly, then you can no longer answer these questions. So keep in mind that you only have one chance to answer!
So, here are the questions:

1. He is almost always on top. Sometimes it's the last one! But most often it is by telephone! (call)
2. It exists both in the sea and in the sky. And sometimes also on the stage. (Star)
3. This is the favorite sight of rams. In sports they are stormed. Goals are scored in them. (Gates)
4. He is both near and far. This is the most delicate matter! Visible on the horizon. (East)
5. He is different, both tall and short. Men try to avoid falling under it. Women learn to walk on them. (Heel)
6. It can be found. He can hit from underground. The locks are opened for them. (Key)

Leading:
Great, everyone completed the tasks. Do you remember what the last answer was? That's right - the key! Key – has a variety of meanings. But they all boil down to one thing: something can be revealed to them. Let's open something with our keys.
Look, I have a bunch of keys. They all have their own number. And we have a target hanging on the wall, and it also has numbers on it. And we also have this chest with a lock.
Everything seems clear - you take a dart and throw it at a target at any number. Whichever number you hit, that’s the key number you take. You try to open the lock. Open it - you take the prize. I didn't open it, sorry! Everything seems clear, right?!
But not everything is so simple! Firstly, the prize in the chest is not a simple one, but from our hero of the day and it is personalized! Secondly, in order to throw a dart, you need to buy it. The starting price for the first five darts is 1 ruble. If the lock is not opened, the cost increases to 5 rubles. If the lock is closed again, then it’s already 50 rubles per dart. Everything is clear here, the fewer keys left, the greater your chances of winning a prize. But even if you bought a dart. Then you still need to get into digital! If you don't get it, buy it again! And thirdly, money. Which you pay for darts. They don’t go to me, but to this beautiful jar with the inscription: TO THE SEA! That is, by buying darts, you help our hero of the day save money for a trip to the sea! So don’t skimp, buy darts and miss, sorry, hit the numbers and try your luck!

Guests participate in the game. The money for the darts is put into a jar. After the game, the jar is given to the hero of the day.
And the prize in the chest could be like this - since it is personalized, then you can put a frame with a photo of the hero of the day there!

Leading:
What is the most important thing in a person's life? That's right - health! This is what helps us live. And to have excellent health, you need to breathe fresh air.
Three grandmothers from Siberia came to us for our anniversary. And they brought the most unusual gift!

Three grandmothers come out (guests in disguise, men or women possible). They come out, one of them has a bag in her hands. What's in the bag is not visible.

Grandmothers:
We came from distant Siberia, and we are over a hundred years old! Do you know why? Because we have been breathing fresh and clean air all our lives! Look at us - we are so young and so lively! Now we will demonstrate it to you!

Grandmothers sing ditties and dance.

Look at me,
I'm still so young!
I was a hundred years old yesterday!
Wow, what nonsense!

Well, I walk
For Kudikina Mountain!
I'm not afraid of distances
My legs are young!

Days and nights long
I dance and sing!
After all, I live in Siberia,
I breathe clean air!

Grandmothers:
See what we are like! And you will be the same! Here you go! (take out a jar from the bag, which is closed with a lid). This jar contains clean Siberian air! Breathe it and you will be just like us!

Leading:
Well, we continue our holiday!
Would you like another drink? No problem, just let’s play a little game first!

Shout game.
The presenter reads out the first two lines of the chant. The third line is shouted by all men, and the fourth line is shouted by all women. After the chants, everyone drinks together and goes dancing.
And here is the shout itself.

Many people think that when a woman turns sixty, she is already old and does not particularly like holidays and fun. But that's not true! We personally know many women over sixty years old who give twenty years a head start in terms of holidays and fun. Don't believe me? But in vain!
Here is a cool scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday. An interesting scenario with competitions and games. We also included interesting chants, skits and something else in this script. So watch, read and celebrate.

Meeting the hero of the day.
If the hero of the day has grandchildren, then it might look like this:
We need to prepare a beautiful portrait of the whole family. That is, the portrait should include grandchildren, children, and the hero of the day herself and her husband, if he has one. This portrait is held in the hands of the grandchildren. And the children are holding colorful ribbons in their hands. There are as many colors as possible, but the main thing is that it is not black.
When the hero of the day enters, the presenter says approximately the following text:
Our dear (full name of the hero of the day)!
Today we are all gathered here to celebrate your anniversary. Today you are 60 years old! Look, your children are standing here. In their hands they have colored ribbons that symbolize your life. You see, they don't have a black stripe, and all because there were no black stripes in your life. And if they were, then your children “painted” them in different colors.
Now look here - you see your grandchildren standing there. They are holding your family portrait. It depicts all the members of your family close to you. And it’s very symbolic that your grandchildren are holding this portrait, because they are the successors of your glorious family!
We are happy and proud to present you with this portrait, which will always remind you that you have a big and good family!
And now, to the applause of the guests, we ask you to go to the table and take your place!

Holiday.
And immediately the first toast in the form of congratulations from children and grandchildren. You can come up with something of your own, or you can use our poem. If someone needs it, then remake it.

Contest.
Surely people of different generations gathered at the holiday. They all need to be “pulled out” to dance. They also need to be divided into two teams: a team for those over 35, and a team for those under 35. Well, or how best to separate them. The main thing is to have two teams of different generations.
When the teams are on the dance floor, the dance competition can begin.
The essence of the competition is simple: for the older generation team they play songs from their times, for example, the 80s. And for the younger generation team they include modern songs. Teams dance to their own music. And so three times. And then one common song is turned on, for example, a remix of an old hit in a new arrangement, and both teams dance it together.
And it turns out that friendship won!

Table chant.
After the dance competition, all the guests returned to the table. But in order not to just drink and eat, you need to play a little. Or rather, arrange a roll call for the hero of the day called a chant.
The essence of this game is very simple: the presenter reads two lines (highlighted in black). Then the men shout the third line (highlighted in red), and the women shout the last fourth line (also highlighted in red).
And here is the shout itself:

Touching congratulations for the hero of the day from children.
All children of the hero of the day or one child can participate in this congratulation. First, the presenter tells this parable:
“Once upon a time there was a little girl. She lived with her mother. One day, a girl took her mother’s beautiful box without asking and covered it with old newspapers and painted it. When the mother saw what her daughter did with the box, she scolded her daughter. But the daughter, through tears, replied that she had painted the box this way for her, for her mother. Mom calmed down a little and took the box. But when she opened it, she saw that the box was empty. Then mom got even angrier and said - it’s empty, there’s nothing here! To which the daughter replied: no, mom, the box is full, it’s full of my love for you!”
And after this parable, the children or the child of the hero of the day come out, hug and kiss her. And most importantly, they present their mother with the diploma of the best mother in the world:

You can download this diploma.

Ceremony for guests.
Children and grandchildren have already congratulated the hero of the day many times, it’s time for the guests to have their say.
For this you will need a tree template. The tree must have no leaves. And it should be drawn on a white canvas of paper. A white sheet of paper is inserted into an easel, and there are paints on the table nearby. Guests take turns approaching the paints, dipping one finger into any color and making a fingerprint as if it were a leaf of a tree. And then they write their little wish next to it. They write not with paints, but with a pen. And so does every guest. The result is a beautiful tree of wishes and this picture is presented to the hero of the day as a souvenir.

Contest.
In this competition we will remember our childhood. Does everyone remember the game of chairs? So we will play, but not with chairs, but with a more adult game. A table is placed in the center. There are glasses of vodka on the table, but you can also have juice. There are one fewer glasses than participants. Music plays and all the contestants walk in a circle. When the music stops, you have to grab a glass and drink it; whoever doesn’t get a glass is eliminated. Afterwards the glasses are filled again and one glass is removed. The game continues until there is only one winner left!

Another competition.
The guests are sitting at the table and they all have signs in their hands. There are only two signs for each guest; the words are written on the signs: YES and NO.
And the hero of the day has the same signs. Only the hero of the day should sit with her back to the guests. The host asks a question to the guests, and the guests raise their signs to answer the question. When all the guests have answered, the hero of the day shows her answer. Whichever guest answered correctly moves on to the next round of the game. And so on questions are asked until one of the guests wins the competition.
Examples of questions:
- was the hero of the day at school in love with the physical education teacher?
- did the hero of the day hide from her mother that she was dating a boy?
- Is it possible to say about the hero of the day that she has a sweet tooth?
- does the hero of the day drink more than 7 cups of tea in one day?
And so on, any questions. You can come up with your own, because you know the hero of the occasion better.

Scene.
Finally, we invite you to show a short scene with Baba Yaga.
The scene is, of course, “tough,” but it will definitely appeal to people who have a sense of humor.
And here is the scene itself.

Leading: Good evening, dear colleagues and friends! The reason that brought us all together at this wonderful table is known to everyone. And if someone got confused and accidentally forgot, then I remind you: today we congratulate our honored colleague and hero of the day on his still very young age - 60 years old!
Solemn music is playing.

Leading: Dear colleagues, look, does this very young man look 60 years old? Just look at the amount of energy and fire, enthusiasm and inexhaustible strength in him! Our hero of the day is clearly in the mood to have fun and dance until you drop, and I suggest you do the same!
Toast:
Our dear hero of the day, we congratulate you on your sixtieth birthday! We can say with great confidence that today we came to a holiday with a kind and generous soul. You always help everyone! You are an incredibly good specialist and worker! You are a confident and very energetic person and most importantly, you are a loyal friend and comrade, you can always turn to you for help and you will help! You are a very brave and fearless person, you always go through life with your naked head held high and do not give in to failures. On this day I want to wish you good health, long and happy years of life, self-confidence, and of course, love.
The presenter invites colleagues to say their congratulations:
Your life experience is rich
Has not become scarce and has not faded away,
And today with this date
We all came to congratulate you.
The years fly by, but it doesn’t matter
There's no need to worry about them
No wonder the singer sings the words:
“My years are my wealth.”
The music is played from the repertoire of V. Kikabidze “My years are my wealth.”
"Tale about the team"
Various adjectives are written in large letters on pieces of sheets of paper: incendiary, positive, intellectual, noisy, drunk, cheerful, difficult, etc. These sheets are mixed in the presenter’s basket.
The presenter reads the story and pauses where an adjective needs to be inserted. He goes around to all the guests so that they take out one word at a time and insert it instead of pauses.
Story:
This was many years ago. A new employee has joined our team (name of the hero of the day)
He was still completely “green” and... (choose a word)
The team was large and...
And the boss is experienced and...
And the boss gave our hero of the day a task
And I thought (name of the hero of the day) I can handle it, I...
And now the boss has given a new task - to please the team
And I can handle this, I thought (the hero of the day) and set a delicious table for the team..., bought wine...
And the team realized that this was their man.
Employees present their gifts to the hero of the day.
Toast:

I sincerely and with all my heart congratulate you on your anniversary! On your sixtieth birthday, I want to wish you an endless desire to love and appreciate every moment of our lives. Let life present you with as many happy and joyful moments as possible. I wish you the best health. Let there be as few obstacles as possible on your path, because you still have a lot of things to do! Let sincere and heartfelt laughter constantly sound from your lips. I wish you great happiness that will capture you headlong and never let you go. I want happiness and warmth to always accompany you!
Host: And now he invites guests to take part in a very fun game.
1. "The opposite pair." A couple is selected, they are tied to each other with their backs and they need to dance any dance - waltz, tango or any chosen dance.
2. “Whose ball is the biggest?” Two teams are selected and each team member is given a ball. Whose team inflates the most balloons without them bursting, that team wins.
3. Wonderful competition “Best Dancer” The melodies of the famous dances “Yablochko”, “Kalinka” or “Kozachok” sound, and the participants dance to these melodies with suitable objects that are laid out on the floor and as soon as the music starts, you need to quickly take the desired object (apple, a glass of wine, oriental scarves for oriental dances, etc.) Those who do not have time to take the necessary items are eliminated. The winner can be awarded a prize - “Best Dancer Diploma” and an MP3 disc.
4. Now the host stands in the middle of the hall with a tray and asks the guests to bring the given things and put them on the tray: something green, something colored, something blue, something wooden, a neighbor’s button, a right shoe, something soft , something plastic, etc.
5. “Guess the instrument.” The presenter chooses two strong men and two girls. Girls act as instruments, and men as performers on instruments. (depict the following instruments: violin, cello, piano, guitar, balalaika, button accordion, trumpet) Guests guess what instrument our performers play.

Leading: Shows guests and colleagues a bottle of wine and says: “There is a bottle of wine in front of you, half of the bottle has already been drunk.” I start a phrase, and you finish it: “The bottle is half full... you only need to finish one word...
Full? This is the correct answer... Empty?...This is also the correct answer... But note, dear colleagues and friends! The word “Full” was said by an optimist, and the word “Empty” was said by a pessimist. You know, this also applies to our hero of the day today: 60 years old - you can say “Already”, or you can say “just yet.” But let’s ask our hero of the day himself, what will he put in front of his age? So, today I turned... “Just yet.” This means that our hero of the day is an unusually optimistic and cheerful person! So let's drink to our optimist hero of the day!

Presenter: And this competition is designed specifically for married couples. The host selects the spouses and a few other ladies. The man is well blindfolded. The ladies sit on chairs and expose their knees. The man’s task is to determine by touch where his beloved companion is.

Next competition: “Drain the bottle”
For this competition, the presenter selects two teams consisting of four people on each team. Participants stand one after another. In front of each team, a chair is placed at a distance of five meters, any jacket is hung on its back, and a bottle of any half-liter mineral water and one glass are placed in its middle. The participants’ task is to run up to the chair, put on their jacket, pour a glass of water, drink it and return back to their team, then pass the jacket to the next participant. He quickly puts on his jacket, runs to a chair, drinks and quickly returns, etc. The team that drinks a bottle of mineral water the fastest takes first place and a prize: a bottle of champagne.
Leading: Our dear guests, today we had a lot of fun. Our evening, alas, is coming to an end. Thank you very much for coming to support and congratulate our hero of the day! Thanks to you, colleagues, this holiday turned out to be incredibly cheerful and good-natured! It’s not for nothing that they say that good work and a friendly team are a second family! The evening ends with the performance of the hero of the day’s favorite song.

Woman's 60th birthday

1. The hand is approaching the appointed hour
And the anniversary celebration begins

Like a brand new soap dish that sparkles and shines
Today there is a birthday girl in the hall, she is dazzling to look at.
Because in those circles it’s like a single family
Relatives and friends gathered. Both colleagues and friends!
To express the participation that the soul is full of burning
Wish you good health and happiness, check your appetite

So that good-quality snacks, a glass full of wine
It was drunk the Russian way, always to the bottom.
Let it rain or snow outside the window
And autumn is gaining strength faster and faster
Well, today everyone is happy here
We are celebrating our anniversary today
So let the hero of the occasion
Will rejoice at this moment
And words are useless now
Let the guests resound with applause

Fanfare.

Lyudmila, we have a wonderful holiday
You are celebrating an anniversary birthday
So go ahead to the guests
Accept flowers and congratulations from everyone!

They sit down.

2. beginning of the evening.

Two great blessings are given to man from above - choice and intuition. It’s wonderful that today, relying on your natural intuition, you made the only right choice, accepted Lyudmila’s invitation and came to this cordial meeting without much hesitation.

We don't have enough days
Everyone would like eternity
We miss so much in our whole life
Just cordiality
Let hearts now open for good
For a good cordial meeting
Let there be no end to joy
Well, let's start - the evening!

Look how warm and cozy it is in the hall from your hearts and smiles. The table is full of snacks and strong drinks, the purpose of which is to excite the mind and make everyone have fun until they drop. Let's give ourselves over to the celebration of life and fill our glasses.

1 toast to the hero of the day.

Are your glasses ready?
I see everyone managed to pour a glass
Our feast has been open for a long time
The first toast is already ripe
Of course it is intended for Luda
It’s not for nothing that she gathered us today
And I prepared so many snacks
Why the table legs are breaking!
Lyudmila Petrovna Happy birthday to you
We are very pleased to congratulate
And from the heart an hour of revelation
Wishing you health and joy
It's good to pour balm into your soul
And water your heart with oil
That's why today everything
Sending congratulations on your anniversary
At the same time, remember the date
We don't think it's necessary
Because the date is not the point
I wanted my heart to sing!
Guests need to try
Pour glasses fuller
And together everyone get up from their seats
And support my first toast -
I wish the hero of the day
Live to be a hundred years old, Lyudmila!

Now please put the snacks aside
And give me a moment of attention
While our hero of the day, sitting here, sends
How they will congratulate him, he wonders,
We won't waste any time
And we will discuss everything on the agenda together.
If we pour and drink at the anniversary,
I invite you to join our club
And open its anniversary meeting.

Divide the room into 2 teams.

1 – pouring motto: “Drinking is a fight, so let’s drink before the fight!”
2 – drinkers’ motto is “Always ready to drink for free”

I announce the anniversary roll call
You are only allowed to shout
"no no no!" and “Yes, yes, yes!”
We gathered for the anniversary... yes yes yes
Be silent and be sad... no no no
For a drink and a snack...yes yes yes
Let's all have fun... yes yes yes
Let's try to get drunk...no no no
Let's show off a little... yes yes yes
There are a lot of funny people among you... yes yes yes
Let's congratulate Lyudmila Petrovna... yes yes yes
After congratulations everyone shouts “Hurray”... yes yes yes

And now, dear guests, we ask you to follow this rule of our club - men make sure that the glasses they pour are full: theirs and women’s. And the ladies watch the plates, especially the men's. In the meantime, while you begin your duties, I will read you our club charter.

Club Charter.

1. He who has a keen eye pours out to everyone at once.
2. For wives, God forgive me, I can’t keep count of glasses.
3. Let the wives feed their husbands, they will remember firmly from now on
“Whoever has eaten as much as necessary will not be drunk until he drops”
4. Our apt advice to men is not to look sideways at your neighbor.
whoever violates this decree can get it in the eye!
5. To the wives! For shooting with your eyes, deal with your husband yourself
I warn everyone, shooting is prohibited here!
6. After the toast we are not silent, “Congratulations” we all shout
Sosnogorsk could hear how Luda was walking here!
7. Yes, we expect everyone’s participation in the dance part
I don’t even hear excuses “I can’t”
With us you don’t have to be shy, you can just trample
sit down once, sit down again, jerk your foot a couple of times
8. More ditties and songs are waiting, we’ll sing them together together
We sing everything, even if there is no hearing, an anniversary is not a concert

4. Toast 2 to my husband.

So that our banquet does not slow down
Following all our etiquette
I’ll say the second toast without preludes
We will honor Luda's husband
I don’t know about you, but I just can’t imagine
Our Lyudmila without her husband Vladimir.
They've been together for 37 years
And happy as the bride and groom
Lyudmila has him - a model of happiness
In the family he is both husband and father
Such - such as the native land has never given birth to
Such as the history of the earth has never known before
You won’t find such husbands even during the day
You will never find such fathers
We need to drink to her man
I think that's a good reason for toast
Vladimir Georgievich for you!

5. Congratulations. from my husband (a toast to love).
This is where Vladimir takes his word
I think congratulations are long overdue
This is probably a declaration of love
Come on Vladimir, don’t be afraid - speak up
We will always find time for love
And we’ll pour glasses for your toast
Congratulations from my husband
Dear and beloved wife
You are the only one for me.
There is nothing like it in the whole world for me
You shine like the sun for many years.
It’s not in vain that I call you dear,
I live with you like in my bosom.
I'm well-groomed and fed and clothed
You can do everything - I don’t know needs and troubles!
I have everything and the most important thing is love,
Happy anniversary again and again
My dear and beloved
I know for sure: I will disappear!
Are you celebrating an anniversary?
And you look eighteen!
Your blossoming
I can't help but admire it!
And I am warmed by hope,
Why am I over 18 again?
I'll be drinking in 20 years!
Reply word
And now I ask for your attention again
Lyudmila's response is ready
I look at you and see
Here is my creation.
The creation of my skillful hands.
I want to answer you on my anniversary
You are my God-given husband!
37 years have passed like a wonderful dream
Every year you become closer to me.
I love you, my Vova, clear falcon
Already almost 13 thousand 535 days!
Now I’ll start praising, don’t be shy
Although you are a modest guy, everyone knows that.
Let's calm down, relax,
Stand before your guests in all your glory.
Let everyone see how handsome you are
Disciplined, businesslike.
How fit, smart, impressive you are.
And only mine, the only one, dear.
Yes, I dreamed of such a man
You are the best, knight, ideal.
Although I worked hard on this
So that this is exactly what you, Vova, become!
I know everything will continue to be great for us.
I ask everyone to fill their glasses to the brim.
We will be very happy, I personally
I undertake to follow this, my dear.
Toast 3 for love
Look how idyll it is
What Love Lyudmila and Vladimir have!
We wish you to live until the Crown Wedding,
To be known as the king and queen of love
Easy or difficult - only together
Along life's difficult path
Until the 75th wedding anniversary
We wish you a happy journey!
And as people say
After two there are always three
The third toast, as is common among people
Pronounced for love
Let's fill all the glasses to the bottom
For the love of Lyudmila and Vladimir!

6. Late from children.

call 6 people + son and daughter.

Who has lottery numbers from 1 to 6?
Please come to me now
We'll be leaving for a while now
Don't get bored here at the table

Fairy tale 1.

Grandfather hat beard shirt. Baba - apron, scarf. Horse - cape, mane
Goat - horns. Snow Maiden - crown, dress. G. guy - shirt, cap, chair, 2 diapers, 2 caps, 2 pacifiers.
So that the third glass of toast cools down
Look at our fairy tale, attention 3.4
Sosnogors-film, with the assistance of the Russian-baldezh studio, presents the high-budget, sensational blockbuster “Flowers of Life”
….Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. My grandfather, a former military officer, did exercises in the morning, which ended in an attack of radiculitis. Then the grandmother came to the rescue. With an important gait, she approached her grandfather, exposed her beautiful, chiseled, long feet and straightened his back with her knee, laid him on a chair and gave him a Thai massage, which immediately lifted his grandfather’s... mood.
Besides his grandmother, his grandfather had a favorite horse. Every day his grandfather brushed him, braided his mane, and fed him oats. For this, the horse loved his grandfather with reciprocal love. He snorted with pleasure, neighed loudly and kicked with his right hoof.
Grandma also had her own favorite - a goat. She nervously winked with her entire left eye and tried to unnoticed butt the horse or grandfather.
But then winter came... Grandfather and grandmother got bored and decided to make themselves a Snow Maiden. The Snow Maiden turned out to be a beauty and everyone's envy. Her long eyelashes slowly moved down and up. She walked smoothly from the hip. Even the constant habit of picking her nose did not spoil her. But spring came and the Snow Maiden melted. The grandfather is crying, the woman is crying, but tears cannot help the grief. They decided to mold their son out of clay. The guy went out wherever they called him Ivanushka. He loved to ride a horse... it made his legs crooked. But his eyes were big - because the goat always butted him in a soft place.
Grandfather and grandmother could not get enough of their work. Everything would have been fine, but one day Ivanushka stumbled over the threshold on his crooked legs, fell and crumbled into small pieces. There was no one to go fetch water, there was no one to chop wood... We had to do everything ourselves
They don’t really know what to do
After all, it won’t take long to bend over like that
They began to pray to the stork
Ask small children
And finally a miracle happened
An old woman found her daughter in the cabbage.
A little later, proudly and decorously
The grandfather brought his son from the potato field.

The moral of the story is this
Life without children is bullshit!
Well thanks for your attention
Our artists are the very charm
Bathe them in applause
And you artists, come to the table

And we are not coming from the other side
Let's say without hiding - children of life are flowers
Our Luda has two cute flowers
Georgy and Vlada are not children, but a miracle!
They say you shouldn't boast about children
But how can you not be proud of such children?
Mom put all the best in them
Now accept congratulations from them!

Congratulations to the children.

D. I’m helping my mother: D. And I’m your new hat
In the sandbox I will cook the soup into a bunny and immediately turn it into
I'll wash the cat in a puddle and sew on his ears and paws.
As a mother, I love you. I want to give you a gift!

M. And I’m on the wallpaper in the hallway M. And I got into a fight with Vanyusha
I’m drawing a portrait of Mommy. There’s a huge bruise under my eye!
My sister will help me too. He said that his mother is better.
Is Mommy similar or not? I don't agree with him at all!

D. I’ll put on my mother’s dress D. I’ll wash my mother’s shoes
As soon as I cut the length I'll put the boats in the bathroom
It will suddenly become clear to everyone and mom will come and see
I love only my mother! That I love her very much!

M. And I’m preparing a gift for her M. I’m using a ball for lipstick
Olya replaced neighbors in dad's yellow car
I scratch: “To mom with love, And mommy will be delighted
No one can replace you!” And he will say, “Here is my son.”

Together: We will not argue in vain
And we'll tell our mommy
You mommy are just wonderful
Today is your anniversary

This is not all congratulations
Attention, there will be a delivery now
Certificates for “The Best Mom in the World”
And of course the children will present it!
presentation of a certificate

7. late son-in-law, daughter-in-law.

Since it’s Lyudmila’s anniversary birthday
We move on to congratulations again
I won’t bore you with long words
I'll ask Stepan and Oksana to come out.
Daughter-in-law – Ksyusha, Styopa – son-in-law
Now they have to answer!
Well Stepan - first it’s your turn
Here the son-in-law gets it for his mother-in-law...
What did you think - diploma
And it says in it
How does a son-in-law respect his mother-in-law?
And congratulates you on your anniversary

Diploma presentation, congratulations

There is nothing more pleasant and simpler, you will understand me,
Congratulate your mother-in-law - the mother of a loving wife!
My heartfelt congratulations on such a sunny day
And I sincerely wish to be forever young
Away with gloomy bad weather, what are your years!
I wish you only happiness and sunny weather!
It's not a secret for everyone, it's not new
Luda has been a mother-in-law for 5 years
Can't we find a place
For your beloved, for your daughter-in-law?
Let us now give the floor to the lady
George's wife - Oksana!

congratulations to the daughter-in-law

The mothers-in-law say all together
Kneaded with bitter dough.
Just a little is a joy for them:
Hiss at your daughters-in-law, grumble and lecture.
God sent me destiny,
To the exception to the rule.
All my friends are jealous
And the relatives are surprised
We don’t quarrel with my mother-in-law
And we always smile
Please refill the glasses
For my beloved mother-in-law
Let wine serve friendship
Strengthens love and friendship!

8. Congratulations to granddaughter.

Of course, no offense to men will be said. That the decoration of any hall is women. After all, they are the ones who decorate the hall with different shades of eyes, hair and smiles. By the way, advice to men - if you want to see Mono Lisa’s smile, ask your wife where your salary went. And the outfits, what a riot of colors! I think I won’t be revealing a big secret if I say that every person has their own favorite color. This is especially true for the fair sex. Now, using the simple and at the same time mysterious language of color, we will try to reveal some secret aspects of the character of the ladies sitting in the hall. Men, be on alert!
-there are those in the hall today who like the color green and its shades - you are delicate, but sometimes notes of selfishness creep through.
– and who prefers black – this is a sign of the night, mystery and sensuality are traits of your character
– who loves blue shades – this is the color of love and romance
– and there are lovers of blue – these are charming and gentle ladies
- who prefers yellow - you are loving women
– and who prefers red? The color means a passionate nature, the desire to conquer and always be first. Such women are called femme fatales. It is about such a femme fatale that our song will sound now. Meet the incomparable A.B. Pugacheva
the song “Lady Jubilee” chooses 2 husbands to present the ribbon
Under the hat of Alla Pugacheva, you all, of course, recognized the beautiful granddaughter of Lyudmila Petrovna. She also prepared a congratulation for her grandmother.

On your birthday, congratulations - this is the time!
I send kind words - that's two!
Being ahead all the time is three!
Live with everyone in friendship, in peace
It seems like four!
Never lose heart - that's five!
Multiplying everything you have is six!
Being attentive to everyone is seven!
Don't be discouraged and don't hang your nose -
It's eight, nine, ten!
On top of everything else,
Happiness, joy, good luck!

My dear grandmother, beloved
Grandmother is nice and irreplaceable
I congratulate you on your anniversary
I wish you all kinds of joy
I kiss your tender hands
With love Vlasta - your granddaughter

A.B. not only invited these two men to us, but quietly decided to select applicants for the new star factory
And now, together with you, we will promote new pop stars. Are you familiar with the lyrics to the song A Million Scarlet Roses? Fine. But you don't have to sing the words. You will sing only vowel sounds. We will make your task easier and give you tips. So you sing the verse, and the whole audience helps sing the chorus.
And so, dear guests, we have just promoted new pop stars with you. For this, participants, we give you the most stellar gifts of our evening - the “Star” balm…………

9. – congratulations to the matchmakers.

We have a surprise ready again
It's the matchmakers' turn
Let's support Matchmaker Ostap together
So everyone needs to fill their glasses!
Congratulations If there is no matchmaker, then in the form of a telegram
Women have such dates
Over which the years have no power.
Sunsets burn just as brightly
And they are so beautiful in autumn!
The wisdom of years shines in the gaze,
And the soul is like a generous book,
Touching, being close to her
Suddenly you want to move mountains1
May your soul not get tired
Share kindness and affection.
What I have in mind, let it happen,
Let the years have no power over you!
Today I am happy to congratulate you, we are now one family!
May all adversity fly away and fill your years,
Happy, joyful light, so that advice reigns in the family!
Yes, love, so that they become stronger! You have become dearer to us.
If we are the same family, we will drain the glass to the bottom!

10. late neighbors and friends.

select 5 people.

To take a little break from toast
Let's show you a fairy tale about a chicken fool.
Or maybe not stupid - after all, a fairy tale with a hint
It was not in vain that she laid the egg inadvertently
Dear guests, tell me, which of you loved to listen to fairy tales as a child? I would like to celebrate this man. Can I ask you to come out to me? Apparently, you have a wealth of life experience, and you’ll be our grandfather. Tell me what kind of ladies you like bl. or brunette? And slender or kind, in terms of figure? Well, choose a lady at the table, she will be your grandmother. Grandfather’s feelings did not change, look what a wonderful lady he chose to play the role of grandmother. Well, as for the chicken, it’s the grandmother’s choice. Go choose - it’s up to you to decide whether it’s a pestle or a white one.
Our hen laid an egg every day. Well, take a closer look at where the egg is hiding among the guests, bring it to us. Well, the last role of our fairy tale: a little girl is looking for little ones, it’s a little gray... mouse.
And so all the roles are distributed. Let's begin. Take first and last.

We showed the fairy tale for a reason
After all, housemates. Close friends
Like a second damn family!
She and Lyudmila live peacefully and amicably
And they don't need a golden egg
Get ready Lyudmila Petrovna come on
Accept congratulations from close friends!

11. technical inspection, first aid kit.

And now Lyudmila Petrovna
Please take this matter seriously.
The traffic police inspector is coming to us
He will conduct a technical inspection

Meet the traffic police inspector, that is, the State Alcohol Inspectorate - junior, and soon senior lieutenant Pokhmelkin Budun Ivanovich
Lieutenant's congratulations
I would like to note that today, September 22 at 14.00, I, an experienced inspector, carried out a technical inspection of the Lyudamuzin vehicle regarding the anniversary run, for which there is a certificate.
Presents a certificate
During the inspection, I noticed that there was no first aid kit. And I have been instructed to hand it to you on behalf of the traffic police
1. First - a box for your first aid kit
So that you always meet friends on the porch
2. Here's some effervescent aspirin
So that we love each other with burning love
3. Here is a sterile bandage
So that Vladimir is loving in bed.
4. Here is some cotton wool for your first aid kit
May you always live richly.
5. Here's Efferalgan
So that the husband does not come home drunk.
6.Here are some vitamins for you
So that friends invite you for pancakes more often.
7. Here’s a cough syrup
So that the house is full.
8. Paracetamol pack
So that the husband does not hide his stash from his wife.
9. Heart drops
So that love is eternal.
10. Here's medical alcohol for you
So that there is harmony and peace in the house.
11. Here are a dozen mustards
So that there is order in the house.
12.Here is a bottle of valerian
May every day be a joy.

Sometimes you can forget where you were going, especially after an anniversary. We decided to help you with this problem and give you these road signs.

“Caution, sharp objects” – for the kitchen
“Let’s multiply our achievements” - in the bedroom
“Caution, slippery tiles” – for the bathroom
"Speed ​​limit" from the table to the refrigerator and as a reminder of the next anniversary.

Let's drink to you always being careful in your movements!

11. congratulations Voivozh.

selection of 5 people.

From reliable sources I learned that our hero of the occasion worked for 8 years as the head of the administration of the village of Voyvozh.
On the occasion of the anniversary, I managed to get secret materials from which we will see what kind of work Lyudmila Petrovna had to do for this appointment.
Materials classified as “Top Secret”
All names and surnames have been changed for confidentiality purposes.

D..FACES: Ivan Kruglov, Vasilisa the Beautiful - sundress crown, Little Red Riding Hood - backpack, red hat, Baba Yaga - sundress, wig, Panama hat, Cinderella - sundress, bandages.

A: In some kingdom
Yes in the Voivozhsk state
Once upon a time there was Ivan Kruglov
He was ready to pick on everyone. Kruglov comes out

K. Today a decree has been given from above:
We should take that hour for the chapter
A lady under forty
To be smart and modest.

A: The advertisement was given with a joke:
Indicating benefits and gender,
And living space, salary,
Well, in short, everything is as it should be.

K: The head of our state is elected
small circle,
Pleasant looking
Accommodation provided in a fabulous apartment
Salary with a coefficient of 1.4

A: In a couple or three days
At the village soviet doors
Appeared look
Not one, but three
Vasilisa enters first
With his mannered gait.

Vasilisa comes out, freezes, and the description is read out to the music of 17 Moments of Spring.

She has a lot of broken hearts of vile snakes and koshchei on her account. She is charming, slim and sometimes even gentle. Has an unusual hobby - archery at flying targets. In her youth she was involved in Koshchei’s group; in the criminal world she has the nickname “Frog”

Q: Are you really a clear falcon?
With Vasilisa the Beautiful
You don't want to be friends.
Only I can be the head here.
At least let him be a secretary
You'll see for yourself soon -
How they will look
All the men look at me.
I shouldn't have bought it the other day
Black boomer after all
I'll put things in order quickly
In my dear Voyvozhe!

K: Clear from tomorrow
You are an intern for me!
Come at half past seven
Grab the black boomer
Vasilisa leaves, the red hat comes in, the character is read
Since childhood, I grew up as an independent child, sociable, and calm in nature. She is a freelance employee. For preventing a deliberate crime against her grandmother, she was awarded the Order of the 2nd criminal degree.

KR: I will serve people
They won't have to bother
I like work after all
I'll figure it out in no time.
Red riding hood with a signal
I will kill all enemies
I won't hit you with my hat
Then I can use bricks.

K: Well, I’m glad to see you
To our village soviet detachment
Find out everything among the people
Give me everything tomorrow.
enters B.Ya. with a broom - read the description
During her long career in the juvenile affairs department, she rehabilitated quite a few disobedient teenagers, using new methods - digestion, evaporation. She leads an active lifestyle and is selective in her contacts.

B.Ya: Ay Ivan, well done
You've finally wised up.
I'm glad to hire women as leaders.
I'm not a woman, but a treasure.
I'm ready, dear friend,
Do the job for two

K: I need workers
Quality is also important
To protect people
And help them in everything.

B.Ya.: Help?
I'm helping!
I'm still flying on my broom
I keep order
And where you need it, I’ll help

K: Well, well, well! We need to think...
To hell with you, okay, okay.
On his big broom
You fly all day long.
You quickly scour Voivozh,
You will find all the problems.

A: Attention, attention At the intersection of Oktyabrskaya and Komsomolskaya streets, an accident occurred: a central heating pipe burst. A fountain of water hit a car. Passenger Cinderella is shocked. The driver fled the scene of the accident. a re-bent Cinderella comes out with a basket

Q: addressing Cinderella
Where are the rights? Where is the insurance?
No first aid kit? The fat is in the fire!
Isn't the car stolen?
I'll chase the driver. rides around the stage
K.Sh. So, the question here seems clear.
What actually comes out here
The pipe has a fatal outcome
The case is clearly criminal
B.Ya: Confess - where did you drive?
Why did you kill him?
What's in the cart? Drugs?
Give it here
All 15 years on bunks
With confiscation of goods.

Z: What are you ladies, wait a minute.
Don’t slander in vain.
It's not my fault, it's true
That pipe burst!
K: Stop blaming me here
It's time to fix the leak
Think about how to do it
The head who will be first!

K.S.: How to fix this matter?
Everyone is tired of the pipe!
Right now I'll plug the hole with a hat
As my grandmother taught!

B.Ya: But the pipe is not waiting for us
The water is already flowing here,
Can you tell me how to fix it?
What can you show us to do?

Z: Abuse of authority
It's happening here by the way
Where is your Ivan, where is Kruglov?
I have a few words!
Well, Ivanushka, call
Call the utility workers
They will arrive quickly
And the leak will be fixed!

K: You lived up to expectations
She immediately suggested the solution!
I see a lady with a head
Looks like you'll be the boss!
Will you protect citizens?
Keep everything in order here
I'm ready for you now arr. to the rest
Dismiss everyone from the ranks.
Vasilisa, Baba the Hedgehog, roll along the path
Red hat - red light
She has no place in the village council!
Only Cinderella is smart
Patient and humble
I only celebrate her
I invite you to our chapter.
These are our secret materials.
The fairy tale is over, so what?
Voyvozha and I are welcoming guests!

13. Declension by cases.

As it should be on an anniversary, the heroes of the occasion are bowed down, as they say, in all cases. What are we going to do now? We salute our Lyudmila. everyone finishes the sentence
As always, irresistible on this glorious day.....Lyudmila
We are delighted with the reason for the cordial meeting in honor of...
We commit ourselves to smile from now on………..
Stop dragging our feet and pour for......
We admire how an elite painting...
Even in the anniversary hymn we will sing about......
And we will sing to the tune of the song “Once Upon a Brave Captain”
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Our cheerful hero of the day
I invited all my friends to my place
He definitely ordered to have fun.
What should we do, friends?
It's time for us to have fun
So let’s shout our loud “Hurray”!
Chorus:
The hero of the day, the hero of the day, smile
After all, a smile is a symbol of goodness.
Hero of the day, hero of the day, pull yourself up
We are ready to dance and sing until the morning.
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How many songs will we sing?
And we'll drink some wine here,
We, hero of the day, will shake your pocket.
But you don’t care about everything,
Life is in full swing, as before,
After all, we drink wine to your health
Chorus: same

14. Club “Unyielding”.

After leaving work, Luda became bored with life
Luda decided to join the “Unyielding” club.
So that with pensioners of the public sector
Be aware of all events.
So that everyone can celebrate the holidays together
Send some tea, or maybe something stronger.
Well, in general, relax throughout the program
So that everyone would be surprised later by the cardiogram.
Well Lyudochka, come on get ready
Please accept congratulations from the club members!

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Now it's time to ask the hero of the day
Open dance ball for everyone
Come out here Lyudmilaa, you will lead the people with you
Who will dance for us as a lady, who will sing ditties.
We will sing ditties with you. Not simple, noisy ones.
Today we will sing kissing ditties!
The leader sings first, then those who come out to kiss according to the ditty

1.Look at the hero of the day-
Oh what a lady!
Applaud quickly
Daughter kisses mother!

2.Look at your spouse
Well, they found each other!
How many years have you lived together?
Kiss right here you!

3.Adults and children know;
There is no better mother in the world,
Well, don’t spoil Zhora
Go kiss your mom!

4.In the swamp, in the snow
A mosquito bit a flea!
Well, dear mother-in-law,
Kiss your daughter-in-law!

5. And Lyudmila has a numbness,
He's so respectable and sweet
How long can he wait?
I want to kiss my mother-in-law!

6. I suddenly saw it here
A squad of girlfriends is sitting here!
Why are you sitting?
Kiss, come!
Who sang ditties
Look quickly into the hall
Bring us to us soon
Who did your eyes fall on?
Come join us here
Today we have “Barynya”

16. dance break.

17 late girlfriends
People say they gossip
Good friends are luck!
And here Lyudmila has peace and harmony
Her friends are just a treasure!
Now the friends are given the floor
And our glasses will be filled again!
Congratulating your friends will not be easy
We will have colorful congratulations to our friends

1.To congratulate Lyudmila
I wish her great happiness,
Everyone needs something green
Hold it in your hands! we all find the green color and take it with our hands
2.White color – innocence, purity,
Hold on to the white one and wish Lyudmila well!
3. So that Luda is not afraid of difficulties,
I would be in a great mood -
Quickly grab everything red!
4. Everyone has cherished dreams,
everyone's dreams are beautiful
And so that they come true with Lyudmila
Everybody stick to the blue!
5. Let life be a holiday
So that there is a sea of ​​gifts
Hold on to the yellow, the gold, the bright!
6. So that Vova is irresistible and sexy,
Black color is relevant today.

Now all the guests will say “AH”
My toast to friends in black.
May your wishes come true
The family will add weight.
Let him show off in the city
Black Mercedes.
Let the mobile phone be black
There are two in each room.
There is a black refrigerator in the kitchen
In which there is black caviar.
A wonderful aroma from the kitchen
Of course black coffee
And if they want to warm up
To the south, on the Black Sea.
What about finances?
Any color, variety

We also want to present Lyudmila with an anniversary order
Presentation of the anniversary order

18. belly dance!

Answer quickly without hiding
There are men in the hall - yes!
Then on to the beautiful ladies at the table
Now I allow you to watch without hiding
While you watch, guess the riddles
Riddles about female body parts,
Guess men, don’t sit idle!

1 comfortable as a pillow
sometimes hot. Like a furnace
men this is with love
called by women... no, palm
2 perfectly shaped stakes
the woman is proud if not. That's to the ideal
she has to strive... I can hint a little more,
but each of the men is ready to exclaim this...nose
3. anything can happen in life
one closes them, the other opens them
when they are imperfect women are miserable
what am I talking about......no these are ears
4.they are a source of pleasure
arts creativity and inspiration
never know boredom
Ladies are always at work... lips
5.good when they are cool and rounded
like a strawberry in its own juice
a noticeable part of a woman
are simply called... hips
6. how everything froze, numb
blissed out in silent delight
how good is she
this thin women's...waist
7. He is gentle and smooth in appearance
sometimes open. Often closed
he is a subject of ladies' troubles
called...no, not the stomach, but the forehead

But today we have a separate topic about the stomach. Do you think a woman’s stomach should be flat, tucked in, or just be? You are right, the gentle, slightly convex lines of the abdomen attract the gaze of men. Eastern women know this and take advantage of it with pleasure. An example of this is the dance “Bilidance” or belly dance. How do you think belly dance is translated:
- dance of happiness and wealth
- pleasure and satiety
- joy and life
As you know, belly dancing is defined by three main parts:
1. introduction, slow part, various hand movements
2. the belly dance itself
3. the most difficult and spectacular part is called shaking. What do you think the woman is shaking with - her breasts, buttocks or knees?
Our master class is over, please follow me, those who got
scarves.
A gift for the hero of the day is a surprise for everyone
A little erotica is not a sin.
Sultry beauties – oriental outfit
They want to dance as a gift
How we baked a loaf for Lyudin’s birthday,
this width, this height.
We didn't bring it, it's heavy, we couldn't

How on Lyudin's birthday we learned all the poems
So long, so smart
We won’t tell you them, I don’t have memory for the verse

How we learned a dance on Lyudin’s birthday
He is so handsome, erotic and cute
We remembered it and will perform it now
19 dance marathon
Here the hero of the day opens the ball again.
Chooses a partner for the dance
And then the guests will arrive. Native
Our dancing is lively today
What else do you need for happiness? dancing until you drop
And don’t be afraid to break the floor, if it’s a banquet, then go for a walk

20. lottery freebie.

Once we've danced, rest at the table
And we are in the lottery - to attract luck
Instant performance “Freebie”
Do you believe in love

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And now let’s begin to glorify our hero of the day again
We wish with all our hearts
So that I get up on the wrong foot in the morning
So that I never knew about debts.
Let the wind carry your worries far away
And so that you have enough strength for everything.
And so that Volodya would carry in his arms all his life
And so that he has enough strength for this.
So that children respect you
And they didn’t insult me ​​with gifts.
Everyone loved you at work
The Veteran of Labor medal has already been awarded.
So that you don't forget this date
And may you always live richly
So that the heart does not play pranks
How the clock on the tower struck
Never to be sick
And everything looked just as good
Let's drink to this and not be afraid and eat a cucumber
And we’ll finish the salad and then pour it again

And we will pour it into unusual dishes, but for this you need to guess who gets drunk and how
1. What does a firefighter drink? smoke
2. And the glazier is in pieces
3. Shoemaker - in the insole
4. Tailor - in rags
5. Carpenter - into the board
6.Undertaker - to death
7. Pig farm - until the pig squeals
8. Hunter - into the snipe
9.Zheleznorozhnik - in the trolley
10. Electrician - passed out
11. Medic - until he loses his pulse
12. Physicist - until resistance is lost
13. Writer - up to the handle
14. Chemist - before precipitation

In general, everyone drinks whatever they like. It’s not for nothing that we gave you these glasses. Do you know what the joke says?

Where are you guys from?
-Yes, we will even from the throat

Well, of course you don't have to drink from your throat. And from what we will offer you. And not only to drink, but first to pay a compliment to our hero of the day. So, let's begin:

1. So that you have a firm gait, drink vodka from a thimble!
2. To make your legs dance, drink from a spoon.
3. So as not to let us down in anything, drink from a teaspoon.
4. Be strong and don’t get sick. Drink vodka from a bucket
5. You surprise us, you are drinking from a cork now
6.And here you are beautifully and deftly. Sip vodka from carrots
7. I was a little lucky today. You got to drink from a saucer
8. For happy days from a ladle of bread
9. I found something for you, I had to drink from the bag
10. Happiness in your family life. Drink from a coffee cup
11. You’re not very drunk, here’s a choice of glasses for you
12. No matter what pills you take. Drop it into your mouth from a pipette
13.Whether you want or not, take a sip from a balloon
14. So that your wife loves you, drink from a glass to the bottom
And now the rest who did not participate in our drinking, pour their glasses and proceed as follows:
I take a cucumber and put it on some bread tomato, sausage, etc.
I drink a glass, congratulate Lyudmila, and so everyone takes turns. We just change what we put on the bread.

22. dance of swans.

While you have a snack, I will give away the money.
Attention, let's start small - a 10 ruble banknote is being drawn; whoever guesses what is depicted on this bill gets it.
10-Krasnoyarsk
50-St. Petersburg
100-Moscow
and so the 500-Arkhangelsk bill
Do you want to double your winnings? Yes, the participants answered in unison. Well, put your won money on your palm. You have to blow on them as hard as possible. Whose bill flies the farthest wins.
Well done, you blew your money. But you have a chance to earn gifts from our hero of the day. You will play the role of little swans, and you will play the role of a hunter. Swans dance, the hunter shoots. Swans are dying. The one who dies more beautifully wins. Now we will leave our guests for five minutes to prepare for the competition.