If you have deep feelings for a girl and don’t know how to express your sympathy or love to her, send her a beautiful good morning poem that will give her a great mood and emphasize that you have the most tender feelings for her and think about her when you wake up. Choose a beautiful verse that you associate with a girl and that you like so much that you want her to read it and send it to her! If you are in a relationship with a girl and don’t know how to please her in the morning, then in your case the sent poem is the best solution that will return possibly lost romance to your relationship!

I wake up and don't believe it
God, what a beauty!
You're lying in my bed
Immaculate and pure.
You sleep, and there’s a smile on your face,
Opening his mouth a little.
Sleep is not sound, very unsteady
Your body is waiting for affection.

A ray of sun shines through the window.
I am not sleeping. I woke up. With you.
The blanket is hanging down.
You curl up with me.
You purr in your sleep.
I admire it. Your lips, eyelashes, eyes...
Your ass sticks out, exciting...
And your nose sniffles as always.
You are a beautiful sweet Miracle!
I'll straighten your bangs a little.
I will kiss you carefully
And I'll hold my breath.
Sleep my Angel. I admire you.
We shouldn't rush this morning.
The bunny is playing with your ass...
Hey! Don't touch!!! This is my ass!!!
Here's the Ass!!! Doesn't want to get up.
She turned around and continued snoring.
And playfully moves his butt.
And the flame is already burning inside me!
Enough! That's it!... I've suffered through...!
I'll dock! I can't lie still like that!
I'll crawl under the blanket with us...
And I’ll start... There... kissing you!
You snort... you fidget with your butt...
Gives you goosebumps in secluded places!
What do I need... In this matter, I am clever...
The fear of slippers is not a hindrance to me!
I will caress you until you shiver...!
Good morning! Stop lying around!...
We will hug Zhuzha while lying down...
And in passion... let's overturn the bed!
Well, to hell with her!.. Not really necessary!...
We would like to have a foothold!
The closet is shaking and lipstick is spilling...
On our hungry bodies!
We are laughing. We capture the moments...
Giving kisses to each other...
There is no time for Love...
So wake me up tomorrow, Love!!!...

Oh, morning! a storm of aromas!
Heady air, sunshine!
Scraps of dreams are flying somewhere...
Your sigh... and the birds' first cry!
And you, O slumbering maiden!
Scattering gold hair...
Here! is torn!! is torn!!!
It's up!!!
The abysses of the subconscious opened up,
Screams, sighs, moans, fights
My wish:
To fall into your arms
and - enjoy to your heart's content!!!

Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows go away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
The desire for pleasure and desire.
What if suddenly a series of fantasies
If they come to you, then obey them, yes!
Let the languid bliss - a premonition of love -
It will overwhelm you. I'll come, call me!

A ray of sun falls through the window,
Caressing your eyelids like a bunny.
But it’s not possible to wake up completely,
You are still in captivity of beautiful bliss.
Hair scattered everywhere
On the pillow, and on the thin neck.
You lie naked in your sleep,
And this one is even sweeter to me.
How magnificent in nakedness,
All your captivating forms.
I admire you, I feel sorry for you
Disturb the sleep of a beautiful maiden.
But it's time to get up, I'll wake you up
With a long, tender kiss to you,
Sunshine, wake up, I’ll say quietly,
Darling, I love you alone.

Sun! Hello!
Do you love me or not?
My friend misses you
Idleness makes you sad.
Always gets up in the morning -
Sends greetings to you.

Waking up is much more pleasant in the morning, when a loved one whispers some pleasant words in your ear, which lift your spirits and make you want to fly, create and move mountains. In our article we will present different options on how to beautifully and romantically wake up your beloved girl early in the morning.

The girl you love should definitely receive messages from you every morning wishing you a good day. It is best to do this in poetic form. If you don’t know how to write poetry yourself, then use the options we offer:

Beautiful good morning wishes to your beloved girl in prose

1. Good morning, my dear! Hurry up, open your beautiful eyes to delight the world with yourself! I wish you fabulous emotions, a sea of ​​happiness and may all the obstacles in your path disappear away! Smile more often, my love!
2. Wake up soon, beauty! The sun has already come out for you! It is ready to warm you and bathe you in its bright rays! I wish you a wonderful day! Let nothing darken your bright eyes!
3. Happy awakening, my golden one! I really want everything you wish to come true today! May your day be filled with miracles and bright emotions!
4. Happy awakening, my dear! The world has woken up with you, it is ready to greet you with its warmth! Let this day be remembered as your happiest! I love you!
5. Good morning, my flower! Wake up quickly, because the world can no longer live without your beauty! May all your plans for today come true! Be happy, dear! Have a good day!

Short good morning wishes to your girlfriend

1. Good morning, the most charming girl in the world! Your day today will be warm and pleasant, because my love will warm and delight you!
2. Honey, happy awakening! I wish you a great breakfast to recharge yourself in a good mood for the whole day!
3. This morning is so beautiful that it can only be compared with you! Wake up quickly, my unearthly happiness - good morning!
4. Even though I'm not around right now, my heart is always with you! Good morning my love!
5. I didn't sleep well today because you weren't there! I hope that we will never have another night like this where you don’t wake up in my arms! Love you!

Cool good morning wishes for your girlfriend

Please note that this kind of message can only be sent if you know for sure that your beloved has a good sense of humor. Otherwise your message may be misunderstood:

Tender good morning wishes to your beloved girlfriend

1. Wake up, my beauty! The world has already been waiting for you, my love! Let today's coffee be the most delicious, because you deserve only the best, my treasure!
2. Honey, good morning! I send you my hot kiss so that it warms you the same way the sun warms the earth! I love you and am already looking forward to our meeting!
3. Dear, happy new day! May every minute of this day be magical for you! Cheer up! Your charming eyes should sparkle only with happiness!
4. My tender girl! Happy awakening! Happy new wonderful day! There is no more wonderful person in this world! The thought of this inspires me! May God do something extraordinary with you today so that you remember this day forever!
5. My unearthly girl! Good and cheerful morning to you, my love! May your day be as sweet as this night! Love you! And a delicious and aromatic breakfast is already waiting for you on the table!

Erotic good morning wishes for your girlfriend

If you have been in a relationship with your girlfriend for a long time, then it would be appropriate to sometimes send her intimate messages. We offer you several not vulgar, but erotic wishes in our article:

Romantic good morning wishes for your girlfriend

1. My dear, the warm sun has already shone this morning, which means it’s time for you to shine! Wake up, my beauty! The clouds in the sky and the dawn are already waiting for you to come out to start a new day!
2. Darling, I hope that you woke up in a great mood! May luck smile on you today, may every person you meet today inspire you, please you and surprise you in some way! Love you and can't wait to see you tonight!
3. Good morning, my dear! Let nothing darken your soul today, let your mood be cheerful, let your eyes glow with happiness! I can’t even put into words how much I love you! I send you my tender kiss!
4. Hello, dear! I hope your awakening was gentle and kind, because you dreamed of fabulous Paris! I send you my hugs and tender kisses! Until the evening, my beloved!
5. Good morning my love! Today I woke up with only one thought: that your awakening be magical! I hope that you have already bathed in the rays of sunlight and been inspired by the singing of birds! Love you, have a nice day!

Funny good morning wishes for your girlfriend

In order to send a funny message to your beloved, you need to choose the right moment, because in some cases wishes of a humorous nature can be perceived as an insult. A girl may think that you are not serious about her:

Pictures of good morning wishes for your girlfriend

Instead of a thousand words, you can express your feelings by sending your beloved a beautiful card. We present several options in our article:

Good morning SMS wishes to your girlfriend

1. Hi dear! I’m sending you a message just so that when you wake up, you remember about me! I love!
2. Good morning to the most beautiful and gentle girl in the world! It’s a pity that it’s impossible to send a bouquet of flowers via SMS, but I just want you to be pleased!
3. Wake up, sunshine! It's time to get out of bed and drink aromatic coffee with a French bun. Breakfast is waiting for you in the kitchen!
4. Beautiful, good morning! I hope that you will soon cope with all your affairs and call me! Looking forward to it!
5. Honey, good morning! How happy I am that I have you! Just the thought that you are near makes me feel very good! Love you!

Show attention to your loved ones! Let them start every morning with a reminder of how much you love them!

Video: “Good morning, darling”

Morning, afternoon, evening and night... Yesterday, today, tomorrow and always I love you! Good morning, honey! May you have a good day today! 13

Smile and your day will start well! Good morning, honey! 21

May this day be the most fun, brightest and most incredible! Good morning, darling! 17

Good morning to you and good mood for the whole day! I want morning tenderness and breakfast together! The morning without you is simply unbearable! 9

Good morning, my other half! I wish you creative inspiration, inner harmony, good news, a new meeting and many smiles! Let today turn from ordinary to special! I love you, hug and kiss you tenderly! 10

Darling, the sun is shining through the window, hoping to see you! The whole world is waiting, and I long to hear your voice! 17

The world is beautiful because you are nearby! Good morning to my most adored person in the Universe! 12

Have a good morning and an even better day, my love! In this message I convey to you a good mood, my tenderness, warmth and love! 18

Darling, my soul is sad without you! Wake up soon and charge the world with your positive energy! May you have only good news today! :) 10

I want today to bring you one step closer to realizing your dreams! With love and tenderness I wish you good morning and a wonderful day! 11

My love, are you awake? I love you so much, miss you and dream of seeing you soon! Good positive morning! I'll kiss you when we meet! 11

Sonya, good morning! I want to see you soon and pamper you with tender kisses! Have a good day! 10

My sunshine, get up! The sky is blue, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, somewhere the sea is roaring, it’s a pity that it’s not here. I wish you a great day! Happy new morning! 10

Oh, how I can now wake up my beloved with a gentle kiss on the cheeks, then on the nose, then on the ear and, of course, on the lips! 6

Life is too short to lie in bed! Darling, smile at the new day! Good morning, my beloved! I love you! 13

I hope you've already gotten out from under the blanket? May this day give you a lot of strength and energy! Kiss you! Waiting for our meeting! 14

It's great that I have you! I want the day to be fun, a little quirky and wildly successful! 8

I hope you got enough sleep today and feel cheerful, cheerful and energetic! Well, if not, then I still wish you to be in an excellent mood today and successfully solve all your problems. And remember that there is a girl who misses you and wants to see you soon! 17

While I'm not around, enjoy the good mood that I send you along with this message! Smack! 6

I wish you to be in a good mood all day today! React to everything with a smile, look at all problems through rose-colored glasses. Love you! May your day be bright and amazing! 10

Darling, good morning!
You look so good today!
In these pajamas and with this hairstyle,
I love looking at you so much!

Good morning, my dear!
Smile charmingly now
After all, you are as beautiful as this early morning,
My tender happiness, my sun and life!

Sunrise begins the day
Morning comes after sunrise,
Brings the thought of you
Promises a new miracle.
I hug you in the morning,
I wake you up with a kiss.
I will never leave you
Because I adore you.
Because I'm without you
I can't imagine my life.

Wake up, honey, the day has already begun,
I kiss you deeply, giving you my love.
Your sweet smile will allow me to gain strength
Energy and strength for the whole day and night.

I run my hand over your shoulder,
Let the morning last at least half a minute longer.
I'm glad you're with me, and I'll whisper quietly:
“My dear, good morning!”

It's time. The alarm clock is ringing. Wake up.
Stretch. Squint your eyes. Smile.
Play with the cat. Time! Look!
There is still so much trouble ahead.

Shower. Coffee. Makeup. Sausage for a cat.
Costume. Hairstyle. And a little perfume.
I forgot my keys! Oh, there's powder on your nose!
Well, that's it? Are you ready? Exactly? Good morning!

My beloved, you have already woken up,
Like a ray of sunshine, so sweet.
I hasten to bring you coffee in bed,
So that you smile, warming with love.

I wish you a good day,
May it bring you nothing but success.
And may lilac always bloom in your soul,
And don’t let anything get in your way!

Good morning darling!
The sun is shining through the window.
And it's time, my dear,
It's a long time to wake up.

A new day begins
The world is full of beauty,
Everything around is waking up,
Wake up too!

My darling, wake up
Marvel with me in the morning.
To blue skies
To bird songs and voices.

" Hello!" - the sun tells us,
And a ray of light beckons him.
And a light fresh breeze
He says to everyone: “Hello, buddy!”

Look out the window quickly,
And the heart will become more cheerful.
And good morning to the two of us
Let's start having fun.

I woke up a little earlier today,
And, looking at you, he smiled to himself.
You are still lying sweetly and tenderly,
Your wondrous dreams hold you tightly.

Now, finally, so quietly, you woke up,
Stretching out, you smiled tenderly at me again.
“Good morning, my love,” I whisper to you.
“I am happy that I have you!”

Together with you tonight
We decided to watch the sunrise.
And even though the night was cold,
The light warmed us with hope.

We admired the night sky
We listened to crickets in the grass.
And they didn’t notice like the sun
Woke up at dawn this morning.

And at this wonderful, clear hour
I want to say, darling:
“You are the only one in the world for me,
Let’s always meet the dawn!”

Along with this good morning
I wish you happiness
May your day be wonderful,
So that the sun without bad weather,
So that you can be cheerful
Smiled and laughed
And always as cheerful
Just like today, I woke up!

My sleepy miracle,
Good morning, happy new day!
May my love and happiness
They will be in it tirelessly.

Wake up quickly
Great success awaits you
I wish you only the best
The one who is the best in the world!

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Erotic good morning wishes for a girl

If you have deep feelings for a girl and don’t know how to express your sympathy or love to her, send her a beautiful good morning poem that will give her a great mood and emphasize that you have the most tender feelings for her and think about her when you wake up. Choose a beautiful verse that you associate with a girl and that you like so much that you want her to read it and send it to her! If you are in a relationship with a girl and don’t know how to please her in the morning, then in your case the sent poem is the best solution that will return possibly lost romance to your relationship!

Why is beer better than a woman?

In other words, a nomination for a "prize" is the death of the candidate as a result of his own stupidity or mutilation, which prevents reproduction. Pan Tadeusz entered the first handshake The door behind closed ah! How many players count on a football team? - Before the game or after?

Legend: La - lamer Ha - hack Lu - Loser. In a computer store, a salesman shouts to a customer about his newest product. - This computer will do this job for you! - Then two biors. Agility Summit: Catch a mosquito behind the left egg with your right hand on the left ear while wearing boxing gloves.

I wake up and don't believe it
God, what a beauty!
You're lying in my bed
Immaculate and pure.
You sleep, and there’s a smile on your face,
Opening his mouth a little.
Sleep is not sound, very unsteady
Your body is waiting for affection.

A ray of sun shines through the window.
I am not sleeping. I woke up. With you.
The blanket is hanging down.
You curl up with me.
You purr in your sleep.
I admire it. Your lips, eyelashes, eyes...
Your ass sticks out, exciting...
And your nose sniffles as always.
You are a beautiful sweet Miracle!
I'll straighten your bangs a little.
I will kiss you carefully
And I'll hold my breath.
Sleep my Angel. I admire you.
We shouldn't rush this morning.
The bunny is playing with your ass...
Hey! Don't touch!!! This is my ass!!!
Here's the Ass!!! Doesn't want to get up.
She turned around and continued snoring.
And playfully moves his butt.
And the flame is already burning inside me!
Enough! That's it!... I've suffered through...!
I'll dock! I can't lie still like that!
I'll crawl under the blanket with us...
And I’ll start... There... kissing you!
You snort... you fidget with your butt...
Gives you goosebumps in secluded places!
What do I need... In this matter, I am clever...
The fear of slippers is not a hindrance to me!
I will caress you until you shiver...!
Good morning! Stop lying around!...
We will hug Zhuzha while lying down...
And in passion... let's overturn the bed!
Well, to hell with her!.. Not really necessary!...
We would like to have a foothold!
The closet is shaking and lipstick is spilling...
On our hungry bodies!
We are laughing. We capture the moments...
Giving kisses to each other...
There is no time for Love...
So wake me up tomorrow, Love!!!...

This was the only way to get rid of the bigos that the chef made a week ago! Murphy Ego's Golden Rule - The rules determine who has the gold. If something can go wrong, it probably won't work. The Polish village was self-sufficient: women brought milk, meat and leather to Borina in choirs, but only solo parts.

Why is it good to be a guy?

What is "nothing"? - half a liter for two. How does a soldier feel when he sees a waving banner? - Breeze. Inconvenient Guest If you have a sixth appointment, don't expect it to be until the seventh. Adam - boring and short Adriana - usually stocky and watches cartoons Albert - sweet and funny, but a pedal.

Oh, morning! a storm of aromas!
Heady air, sunshine!
Scraps of dreams are flying somewhere...
Your sigh... and the birds' first cry!
And you, O slumbering maiden!
Scattering gold hair...
Here! is torn!! is torn!!!
It's up!!!
The abysses of the subconscious opened up,
Screams, sighs, moans, fights
My wish:
To fall into your arms
and - enjoy to your heart's content!!!

On the first day at home A new man at home means joy for a woman, but also new responsibilities. You can't forget that we often don't know the pedigree or even the previous owner of our new pet. We don't know how he was treated or what his habits were.

Why read women's magazines?

Where are the Muslim suicides?

• Only in them you will see men who amaze women.
• You will be stimulated intellectually by solving crossword puzzles with valuable prizes.
• You will learn the true reasons for the death of Princess Diana and her afterlife.

Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows go away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
The desire for pleasure and desire.
What if suddenly a series of fantasies
If they come to you, then obey them, yes!
Let the languid bliss - a premonition of love -
It will overwhelm you. I'll come, call me!

A ray of sun falls through the window,
Caressing your eyelids like a bunny.
But it’s not possible to wake up completely,
You are still in captivity of beautiful bliss.
Hair scattered everywhere
On the pillow, and on the thin neck.
You lie naked in your sleep,
And this one is even sweeter to me.
How magnificent in nakedness,
All your captivating forms.
I admire you, I feel sorry for you
Disturb the sleep of a beautiful maiden.
But it's time to get up, I'll wake you up
With a long, tender kiss to you,
Sunshine, wake up, I’ll say quietly,
Darling, I love you alone.

Colleagues, just like in previous years, we also want this time to end the busy year by proclaiming Christmas Eve together in the employee's dining room. Because last year there were several incidents that were not necessarily flattering, the management would like to draw attention this time, before the staff, to several rules, the observance of which will allow the course of this exciting holiday, as well as within the generally accepted norms of civilization.

Jokes about girls and women

Which three buttons have a blonde on their forehead? - Laundry, cooking, off. At some point, they see a wolf attacking Little Red Riding Hood. - Let's help this girl! says one of them. - Why? After all, we are not from this fairy tale! The count became Poland's ambassador to London.

"Gay.ru Administration"

“Congratulations! Your profile has been successfully posted on the website gay.ru! You will definitely find your blue soulmate! There’s not long to wait, little naughty girl!”
Administration of Gay.ru.

“What beautiful eyes”

What beautiful eyes, what passionate lips!!! What a beautiful walk, and this body... this ass...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Well, okay, enough about me, how are you doing?

Jokes about Paul, Ruska and the Germans

What happens if you break one of the Ten Commandments? - asks the catechist student. Stay nine! What to do when you see epileptics in the bathroom? - Put the laundry and powder. A Russian soldier talks with an American. The American praises how good they are in the army, their equipment is good, their school is good, etc. I came to the topic: food. Americans say they get 80,000 calories a day. Nobody can eat 30 kilograms of potatoes a day!

Jokes about farmers and miners

Hit the! - the police officer instructs the detained driver. Where are you burdened? A student from a poor African country comes to a plumber. - A simple saucepan. The water is cold and not soaked. What can you download from the naked secretary? Scott: - You have to buy this car, burn only a teaspoon of gasoline. - Table or tea.

"I wanted to send you..."

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and funny, but I don’t fit on the screen.

“I’ve already started talking...”

I've already started talking to the chair, flirting with the TV, eating breakfast with the toaster... call me before I get into a serious relationship with the vacuum cleaner!

"Cow"

I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it feels, it squirts white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!

“Your little mosquito!”

I’ll come running to you at midnight and crawl under the covers. I’ll find your most delicious spot and start sucking it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!

“I undress you with a timid hand”

I undress you with a timid hand,
I wish I could see the body I want as soon as possible.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potatoes.

“I’m waiting, but you still don’t come”

I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Arms, legs, body go numb.
I wanted to ENTER you so badly!
But ahead is only the door of dreams.
Oh elevator, when will you arrive?

“I want you again and again...”

I want you again and again... As I imagine that I light you up and you and I merge into one... I get high... I will never... I will never quit... SMOKING!!!

“Congratulations, you have won a prize!”

Congratulations, you have won a prize! Starting tonight, you will be entertained for free by the authors of the Blue Evenings tariff! Good evening to you!

"You stroke me and caress me"

You stroke me and caress me
You know all my private parts,
You hug me erotically
You give me pleasure.
I'm drowning in your foam,
I call you a washcloth.

"I love your hills and valleys"

I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
Then I’ll arrange the intoxicating cherries,
I'll lick it all - my sweetie!

And then I'll lay out the beef stroganoff,
I’ll water them with nice mustard,
The umbilical cord will be like a salt shaker for me,
I can’t imagine anything more erotic!

"My favorite ice cream"

I want to suck you... lick you... I want to penetrate deeper with my tongue... I want to feel you in my mouth... yes, that’s how I eat my favorite ice cream!

“You can’t adjust the antenna!”

Change position. Spread your legs. Stand up. Pull it out. To the left. To the right. Higher. Below. Fine. Do not rush. Well, I ruined everything again! I'm also a man - you can't adjust the antenna!

"We will do THIS together"

You are my most beloved friend,
Oh how hot, beautiful and elastic you are!
We will do THIS together -
There is a delicious sausage in dough!

“And we dig POTATOES”

Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.

"TELEPHONE"

Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

"He's so slippery"

It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you think! This FA soap stays with me in the shower!

“I took her skirt off first.”

First I took off her skirt, then I pulled down her blouse, unclasped her bra and I slowly fell at her feet and then took off her panties. Now there is a bare clothesline in front of me.

"If you don't want kids..."

Darling, be careful
Do yourself a favor and go broke
For me a pack of pills,
If you don't want kids.

"Night and silence comes"

Night and silence comes, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? Don't hold it so tightly, it's your phone, baby!!!

"Spring is Coming"

Spring is coming.
Birds do it
Bees do it
And even butterflies do this.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!

"Ancient Spell"

We read together: “Roproka la bouvet talana lampra tampre”, now you can sleep peacefully, you have just managed to activate an ancient permanent spell against sexual intercourse, and, by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, it is lost, so good night!

“I want to lie on you all night”

I want to lie on you all night, warm you and hug you tenderly. May you feel cozy and hot with me, my blanket!

"Your eyes are like a cat's"

You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are as gentle as a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!

“They shoved something into me...”

They stuck something into me... It hurts... AAA... This is my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts! . Pull out the tooth!

"Vasel in"

Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy. I buy Vaseline. There are two more people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

"We are so tired..."

We were so tired... we were puffing so much... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when we carried the old sofa into the basement.

“We sat and talked...”

We sat talking... And I was already imagining how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn’t leave until he had eaten the whole cake!

"I just adore you!"

[Female name]!
I just adore you, love you, adore your tomatoes!

"Hold your wallets, men"

Number three breasts, steep hips,
Feet and ears are on par
You can't see your eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...

Hold your wallets, men,
They are emptying before our eyes,
The reason is rubbing in the crotch,
Just a python, neither give nor take!

“I won’t understand you, Ensky limiters”

I won’t understand you, Ensky limiters,
You are so good at being friends with your body,
But suddenly we’ll meet some villagers,
I don’t dare offer my hand!

“In bed for the first time...”

In bed for the first time with a girl,
I don’t understand what to do with her!
I'm shaking like a leaf, I'm afraid here,
I'll probably take it and run away!

"... come on, honey"

So I asked - well, give it, honey,
And she’s still hahahan,
My shirt is already covered in sweat,
Butterflies dance in the eyes!

I'll probably get angry
I'll tear it all into rags,
This is what cholera is waiting for!
Certainly not a sweetie!

“I always want to... chat with you!!!”

I'll tell you, I won't keep silent,
I always want this.
I want to be in the field, even on the road,
I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
I want it everywhere and wherever I have to.
Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
I want, when I go to bed,
And in the morning, before getting up.
On the nightstand and on the sofa,
Squatting and upside down,
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Vologda.
Both in the cold and in the summer heat.
I always want to... chat with you!!!

“Every day you put it in your mouth”

Every day you put it in your mouth,
You gently drive back and forth,
And my mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
Truly a great find
That toothbrush of yours? :))

“If you become cancer, call me”

If you become a bird, fly!
If you become a fish, swim!
If you become a cat, come running!
If you become cancer - call!!!

"I'll come to you at night"

I'll come to you at night and crawl under the covers. I will find your sweetest spot and suck it for a long time. Your nasty mosquito.

“My tongue is mischievous”

My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and turn it on a little.

If you want what I want, call me.

"I want you!"

I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you feel hot and moan for a whole week! Your flu.

"I feel bad without you"

I feel bad without you, I’m burning and I’m on fire, I only dream about you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.

"Take off my dress"

Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my clothes again!

“You undress, lie down and wait”

I want to come to you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!

"Peak hour"

Do you want to cuddle with the body? Feel the hot breath on your face? Sweating from exhaustion? In, out, moving back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!

"You're like a delicious peach"

You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, lifting off the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!

"Everyone has children"

Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has a rubber band at the end!

“He will give me an orgasm...”

We need to make it progressive
In my personal life, a turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!

I'll tie you up with belts
I'll teach you a little lesson with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm,
He will do as I want!

"Take it in your hands"

Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste it and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!

“And she’s still laughing...”

Doesn't go out, doesn't drink,
What kind of business is this?
And she still laughs
I'm glad I didn't give it at night!

"My favorite bed."

Today I will come to you and strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until the morning. It's so good to be with you,
My favorite bed.

“Where are you this night?”

Where are you this night? Where are you when I need you? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!

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