Possessing different characters, the signs of the Zodiac age differently. Some signs of the Zodiac easily put up with the manifestations of age, becoming cute and homely grandparents, others fiercely fight old age, using the entire arsenal of cosmetics and achievements of plastic surgery, still others are young with all their might, not giving up miniskirts, even being long gone. in a girl's age, and the fourth become old long before the onset of real old age.

Aries

Aries prefer not to notice their own age. They live in the moment and do not think about what awaits them tomorrow. Their cheerfulness of spirit maintains in them the tremendous energy of youth until the most advanced years. Maybe at the age of 60, Aries will not wear a "leather jacket", but he will not stop getting involved in motorcycles. And he will do it with the same zeal and furious energy as before.

Taurus

Taurus love to eat well, sometimes even too much - for this reason, with age, they often gain a lot of excess weight. Over the years, stubborn Taurus become even less flexible creatures - both psychologically and physically. However, they have good stamina, and even despite the disease, they will most likely live for a very long time.

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Gemini sets goals in their youth and gradually move forward, not at all intending to slow down over the years. You should not hope that Gemini from work will come home early. Even in old age, you will not see them relaxing, lounging in front of the fireplace. Their career growth will continue until retirement and, if possible, long after.

Cancers can be of two types: those who never grow up, and those who like to take care of others in their old age, like Mother Teresa. Cancer, like Leo, really wants everyone around him to respect his “noble gray hair”. Cancers can make excellent "classic" grandparents, as most grandchildren want them to be.

Leos are condescending and sedate by nature, over the years this will manifest itself more and more. By old age, these are already very calm, seasoned, stately personalities. They will increasingly want universal respect, authority, sometimes even worship, and also serve as the main role model - it is for this reason that they will try to achieve their main life goals and settle down as early as possible.

Virgo

Many Virgos begin to perceive the world around them more and more negatively with age, especially if they allow an exorbitant tendency to be overly critical to lose control. They love to keep themselves in excellent shape and good health, are constantly on the path to improving their brain activity, so they meet old age, as a rule, with smart gentlemen and ladies, albeit somewhat strict, but very smart.

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Libras are always concerned about appearance, so they will try to take any measures to prevent the appearance of extra pounds and wrinkles on the face for as long as possible. As a rule, they succeed. And even at eighty years old, Libra will convince others that they are not yet forty.

Scorpion

Scorpios become majestic and representative in old age. They like to think of themselves as philosophers who have accumulated enough wisdom over the years, and in fact this is true. But, unfortunately, elderly Scorpios very often become too obsessed with personal beliefs and goals, up to obsession and obstinacy.

Sagittarius

Like Aries, Sagittarians by all means do not want to think about old age. Sometimes even so much so that it turns into an obsessive thought for them, and they begin to pester those around them with questions about their own estimated age, hoping to get a couple of compliments. However, these compliments are usually always justified, because Sagittarius, despite their unwillingness to take care of themselves, manage to maintain their sex appeal and attractiveness until old age.

Capricorn

Capricorn is a sign that is largely associated with time, because it is ruled by Saturn, the planet that is responsible for time and its course. But what is interesting - for Capricorns, time seems to flow in the opposite direction. Capricorns are already born "little old men", serious beyond their years, wise and responsible, but as they grow older, more and more tomfoolery and childishness are added to their character, and Capricorns already behave like absolute children in old age.

Aquarius

Aquarians have quite a strong influence of Saturn, so in childhood they, like Capricorns, are very serious. Over the years, more and more eccentricity comes to Aquarius, they stop caring about what others think of them, and at 80 they can behave exactly as they please.

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Pisces are terrified of old age. With regard to the fact that so much has not yet been lived, not done, not fulfilled! It is for this reason that Pisces often find time to sum up the stages of their own lives, count savings, and compare balances. But the less Pisces will worry about this, the longer and happier they will live, because nothing shortens and depresses in life as much as constant anxiety.

The strange story of Benjamin Button: Capricorns are immediately born serious old women and begin to teach everyone to live without getting up from the potty. And then - take a walk, flaw, the pension was accrued! The older Capricorn, the steeper it breaks away, and Capricorns live for a long time. And they will depart to another world, surrounded by a company of completely outsider young Gemini and Scorpios, who will vying with each other offer the last glass of rum to the beautiful grandmother who has raised them.

Aquarius

Aquarians of mature years are waiting for retirement, like manna from heaven: finally, everyone will leave them alone! Finally, it will be possible with a clear conscience not to do a damn thing and not be indebted to anyone! "Hooray!" - Aquarius thinks and enthusiastically indulges in idleness. Three weeks. Then he suddenly realizes that this dreary body is for at least the next 30 years, but this, to be honest, is unlikely: Aquarians, as a rule, live long and perfectly anticipate this. "Guard! This is torture! How can you do nothing for so many years?!” Aquarius thinks. What about grandchildren? It's, do not bring the Universe, they will ask you to sit with them ?! Well, I do not! In general, in retirement, Aquarians get a job. From where they, as a rule, are carried forward with their feet.

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Fish

Pisces are afraid of old age because they are afraid of getting old. And, imagine, they do not age: as they looked 10-15 years younger all their lives, they continue to do so. So Rybki, in fact, are not going to change anything until they are 90, but you can’t deceive nature, the spirit, you know, is still getting old. Therefore, young Rybok lovers should be attentive to their partner: after a night of love, you can accidentally find yourself in warm woolen socks stuffed with jam. From a cold.

Aries

Aries swagger all their lives and declare that they are not going to grow old at all and will work to the last, so pushing them into retirement is another quest: Aries-grandmother will scandalize, will vilify "these buttock-headed brats" that are tagged in her place, write a complaint to the head office, the president and Sportloto. And, only having finished the last drop of blood of the entire team, including the guard at the checkpoint, will leave with a sense of accomplishment. To the Maldives. Where, in fact, she had long planned to go diving, learn to smoke ganjubas and have an affair with a sultry native 50 years younger.

Taurus

Taurus in old age become matriarchs: majestic and stern old women, before whom all representatives of the younger generation tremble, including this kabyzdoh, whom the grandchildren dared to bring into the house without asking their grandmother. The fact that the grandchildren, in fact, have a separate house, and it is possible that on another continent, Taurus does not bother at all. She is worried about something else: here in whom, one wonders, her descendants were born so spineless, huh? They're really scared, right? Well, then let's scare them again: who, if not granny, will teach them to steadfastly accept the blows of fate? Here's the same thing.

Twins

Old age comes for Gemini quite suddenly. "What already? Wait, we've only just begun!" At the same time, Gemini does not care about wrinkles or gray hair at all, and their figures have not changed since their youth. Gemini is worried about something else: why does the heart play tricks, the joints creak and the hangover came from somewhere? What's the deal anyway? It usually takes Gemini a couple of years to come to terms with such an insidious betrayal from their own body, and then they get used to it and only slightly slow down. But with the betrayal by friends and associates in insanity, the Gemini fails to reconcile - because how to live now, huh? “Give me another notebook, everyone is fucking dead in this one!”

Cancer

In Cancer, in old age, a second youth begins. If Cancer has grandchildren, she instantly turns into a young mother - an energetic six-armed Shiva, who can simultaneously rock a baby, teach lessons with a first grader, cook borscht and wash a cat's ass. If Cancer has no grandchildren, she suddenly realizes that the children have grown up a long time ago, and her husband has become accustomed to the tray - cheers, freedom! It's time to start building your career! And after all, it builds, which is the most interesting, and very successful.

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Lions are terribly afraid of being ignored and becoming unclaimed by society and family, but they don’t know how to bake pies and knit socks. Fortunately, any Lioness accumulates solid capital in her old age, which she begins to distribute to her grandchildren in exchange for love, respect and attention. Grandchildren, however, love the Lioness grandmother and so, because she is the very person who teaches them bad things. But it also gives money for this worst thing! Jackpot, not grandma! If the Lioness does not have grandchildren, she will teach strangers to herself. Actually, she did this with men all her life, yes.

Virgo

As such, old age does not frighten Dev at all, because, in fact, it begins from childhood: even a very small Virgo is not afraid of doctors, but loves; to criticize everyone around, to grumble and nudet starts right from the pot; “Good old days” remembers every day from the age of 30 - well, in general, Virgo does not need to turn into a grandmother, she was born like that and lived all her life. Another thing is that after 70 years Virgo understands that the record is somewhat worn out. "Get off, that horse is dead!" she says to herself. "You're a walking stereotype, an old bore that everyone hates." What a surprise, please tell me! In general, Virgo does not like old age in the sense that she does not like the way people look at her. Therefore, well, to hell with them! Virgo gets herself a cat and a shaggy poodle, which also looks ancient from puppyhood, like mammoth feces, and gets along well with the company of this couple, leaving everyone else, finally, alone. The only pity is that the Virgo's husband, as a rule, does not live up to this blessed time. If he had lived, he would have died of amazement, as if we are telling you.

Scales

Grandma is a terrorist. In old age, Libra understands that now everything is possible, and finally they release their dark essence, which they have been diligently hiding all their lives: it’s so ugly! But now you can sit on a bench at the entrance and call everyone prostitutes, swear in lines at the clinic, knock on the ceiling with a stick at exactly 23:00 to shut everyone up, and call the government bad words. Libra can be restored to human form if you pour vodka on them and turn on Civil Defense: Libra, nostalgic for their turbulent youth, becomes young again. Until they sober up.

Scorpion

Queen Mother. Scorpio in old age is filled with a sense of his own greatness and importance, because life has lived and now knows everything. Looks down on everyone, demands worship and offerings. At the same time, she sincerely believes that the younger generation is simply obliged to fall to the source of her wisdom. Naturally, no one cares about the opinion of the youngest generation, and whoever dares to express it will get a stick between the eyes. And without an inheritance will remain, be-be-be!

Sagittarius

Sagittarius is the same old dried-up roach, brown from sunburn, with a cigarette in his mouth, with purple hair and in bright yellow shoes with breathtaking heels. What? Have you seen such old women? This means that you don’t go to clubs, because you should look for a retired Sagittarius there: she drinks whiskey there, dances a tribal and pinches the elastic asses of young males. The thing is that Sagittarius simply never knew how to determine her own age, only in her youth it was not so noticeable. So she is sure that everything is fine with her. And by the way, she's really great.

Time is a very predictable thing. Probably because it is not subject to man. And so we know for sure that day follows evening, summer gives way to autumn, and youth smoothly turns into old age. But even with her arrival, the core of our character remains unchanged. Only colors and decorations change. And to demonstrate this, I propose to talk about the signs of the Zodiac in old age.

Aries

That’s who they’ve been talking about since childhood - “an awl in the ass” and, believe me, with age, Aries people do not lose this characteristic! Even in old age, they are active: they move a lot, enjoy teaching their grandchildren active sports, tinkering in the garage with their favorite car or rooting for their favorite team at the stadium.

Taurus

Representatives of this sign become inveterate conservatives over the years. And if in their youth it was difficult to convince them of something, then in old age it is not even worth trying. However, despite the stubbornness that has become aggravated over the years, Taurus remains the same good-natured people who love to spend time comfortably with their family.

Twins

That's who the first gossip on the benches at the entrance! And this is not because they are evil or envious (these traits are not characteristic of Gemini), the reason is in their sociability. Conversations, exchange of news and discussions of any topic (from the state system to tomboys from a neighboring yard) make them forget about their age and look younger than their years. And yet, Gemini can be seen more often than others in the park on a bench with a newspaper in their hands, or at a game of chess.

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With age, these people become real homebodies. At the same time, they do not sit with folded arms within the walls of their house, but do something all the time: they cook in the kitchen, make crafts on the balcony, etc. And they love to spend time with their grandchildren, educating them, surrounding them with warmth and care. Cancers are the best grandparents in the Zodiac!

Representatives of this sign, even in old age, do not change their self-esteem. They, as before, are published “at the parade”. Everyone still loves society, and visiting people often “lead” some interest groups. Lions, even in old age, are surrounded by a train of admirers / admirers, so they do not lose their retinue. And how can you not remember that astrological statistics give the palm among women of sex symbols to this particular sign () ...

Virgo

If you see a fit elderly man or woman on the street dressed not flashy, but with great taste and accuracy, you should know that the Virgo is most likely in front of you. Even in old age, these people maintain cleanliness and youthfulness. And they also become "turned" on their health and are regulars at local clinics, pretty much taking out the brains of doctors with their regular visits.

Scales

Their natural beauty with age gives way to extraordinary charm. Therefore, even in old age, they cause sincere sympathy among others. And yet, Libra, like good angels, tries on the role of peacekeepers in the family, every now and then, trying to measure everyone with everyone. They hate dirt, quarrels and inferiority, therefore, regardless of their financial situation, they try to make the world more beautiful, which is often not limited to their own home and smoothly passes to its “surroundings”.

Scorpion

With this zodiac sign, the situation can develop according to one of two scenarios: either over the years they pacify their causticity and “pitifulness”, becoming good relatives and friendly neighbors; or their bile will go off scale, and anger towards others will grow stronger. Like Aries, they definitely will not sit in one place. Their motto is: "I live while doing something." The best option for them: active summer activities.

Sagittarius

In old age, these people often have a "well-fed professorial" appearance. Unencumbered by business, Sagittarians enjoy spending time with friends, playing board games, going out into nature and active activities with their grandchildren. Their trick in old age is fishing, and if children and grandchildren share this hobby, there will be no limit to the happiness of Sagittarius. As before, they are not at all averse to "sit" at the table. Everything is just as easy and pleasant with them, unless you pay attention to their pathological craving to teach everyone.

Capricorn

Over the years, they retain external coolness and are not very prone to sociability. You don’t often see them in the company of talkative old women or “goat-killing” pensioners. However, Capricorns begin a second youth with the advent of grandchildren, to whom they try to give everything that they did not have time or could not give to their children. And these people, even in old age, are often engaged in some kind of business or work, trying to pass on their experience and secrets of craftsmanship to children.

Aquarius

Representatives of this sign "in years" surprisingly combine worldly wisdom and progressive outlook on life. And although they are losing their former ease, they can still do anything: write memoirs, plant grapes, discuss with their grandchildren films that received an Oscar this year, or practice astrology. Yes, anything! By the way, on a well-deserved rest, Aquarians are often fond of painting (in my own I already said that this sign is among the leaders).

Fish

Quiet, calm pensioners, striving to live out their lives surrounded by relatives and friends, if possible in nature, near water bodies. They radiate a subtle magnetism that has a hypnotic effect on others. Such people want to give up their seat on the bus or help them cross the street. In general, Pisces is a classic image of an elderly person (“God's dandelion”).

These are the signs of the zodiac in old age. Of course, the portraits drawn here are very conditional and do not claim to be true. But they allow you to capture the essence of the zodiac "pensioners", and possibly distribute them into certain categories.

Representatives of each sign Zodiac have a different character, and therefore, regardless of age, their lifestyle and behavior is very different. Some easily put up with the fact that they are already called uncle or aunt, while others are fiercely struggling with old age, using tons of cosmetics and all the methods of plastic surgery for this.

There are among them such who still feel old in their youth, and at an honorable age rejoice that their grandchildren call them grandfathers and grandmothers. Meanwhile, not every sign of the Zodiac likes such treatment, some of them are young to a ripe old age, without taking off mini-skirts and high-heeled shoes. Here is how representatives of the zodiac sign behave and look at an honorable age:

1. Aries. "I'll think about it tomorrow!" - like Scarlet from Gone with the Winds, Aries says, peering into the mirror and noticing the appearance of a new wrinkle. Aries prefer to ignore the onset of old age, they live in the present, and do not think about tomorrow. By nature, Aries is an optimist, he will not be upset because his grandchildren call him grandfather or grandmother. Despite their age, Aries never lose their spirits and continue to work even after retirement. At the age of 60, Aries will not weave African braids and wear youth clothes, but thanks to his energy and activity, at this age he looks much younger than his years.

2. Taurus. Over the years, stubborn Taurus gain a lot of extra weight, which negatively affects their health. Excessive love for money and food persists in Taurus until old age. And Taurus live for a very long time, because this sign has good endurance. Do not allow your children to call mom or dad born under the sign of Taurus grandma or grandpa, otherwise they will completely stop helping you.

3. Twins. Do not expect to see an elderly Gemini wrapped in a warm shawl and sitting in front of the fireplace at home. Old age does not seem to be noticed, at an honorable age they are also active and full of energy. Many Geminis continue to work well into old age, and their career growth continues after retirement. Geminis adore grandchildren, representatives of this sign are glad that they call them grandfather or grandmother.

4. Cancer. An aged Cancer is a classic grandma or grandpa, as we imagine them in childhood. Caring for grandchildren, kindness, reliability, demanding self-respect and the desire to be needed - these are the pictures that reflect the life of Cancer in old age. To call Cancer other than grandma or grandpa, grandchildren simply will not be able to. Both the external and internal state of Cancer in old age does not even leave the thought of referring to it in some other way.

5. a lion. Over the years, Leo becomes sedate and condescending. The elderly, in old age, have time to ensure a quiet life not only for themselves, but also for their children. In addition to universal respect, material wealth and authority, Lions at an honorable age are overgrown with fat, because now they do not have to work from morning to evening. Majestic and requiring admiration for his person, Leo is not called a grandmother or grandfather, and therefore their grandchildren are most often called by name and patronymic.

6. Virgo. If you have heard that people become grouchy in old age, then this is exactly what applies to Virgos. Virgos at an honorable age are prone to excessive criticism and control of the lives of loved ones. Therefore, living under the same roof with parents born under this sign will not be easy enough. Older Virgos devote a lot of time to caring for their appearance, so even at the age of 60 they look fit and young. Virgo has nothing against the fact that grandchildren call grandfather or grandmother, she is more concerned about such questions as whether they are well fed and whether their clothes are clean.

7. Scales. Representatives of this sign suffer from low self-esteem, so they take any reminders of approaching old age very painfully. Libra is most concerned about his life, including appearance. It is for this reason that Libra devotes a lot of time to facial skin care, exercising on simulators and visiting beauty salons. Many women of this sign achieve good results and look 10-20 years younger than their years. Grandchildren should not call the ever-rejuvenating Libra grandparents, this can cause their depression.

8. Scorpion. The narcissistic Scorpio begins to think philosophically in old age. The experience accumulated over the years and self-righteousness makes the nature of Scorpios irritable. Old Scorpios love to teach how to live and guide the young on the right path. Unfortunately, no one likes such qualities of character. Therefore, in old age, Scorpios suffer from loneliness. Scorpio will not forbid his grandchildren to call themselves grandparents, but he can hold a grudge against his children because of this.

9. Sagittarius. Nature rewarded Sagittarius with external attractiveness and charm. But beauty, as you know, passes quickly if you do not take care of yourself from youth. Sagittarians try not to notice the onset of old age and do not attach importance to the appearance of wrinkles on the face. Despite his venerable age, Sagittarius is sure that he is also young, sexy and handsome. Therefore, you should not be surprised if he pesters you with questions about how old he looks, whether wrinkles are visible on his face and whether he has gray hair. Sagittarians love compliments, but any reminder that he looks a couple of years older can really upset him. Of course, grandma or grandpa are completely inappropriate words to address Sagittarius, even if he is already 80 years old.

10. Capricorn. In his youth, Capricorn manifests himself as an overly serious and reasonable person, and by old age he turns into a "little child", requiring constant attention to his person. If you meet a person of honorable age, rejoicing or crying like a child, then most likely he was born under the sign of Capricorn. Capricorn cannot live separately from children in old age, so it is almost impossible to meet a representative of this sign in nursing homes. Capricorns in their youth work hard and provide themselves with a decent old age. Capricorn children are always grateful to their parents, and grandchildren call them grandparents.

11. Aquarius. An aging Aquarius can look quite defiant. A miniskirt, high heels, flowing hair, bright makeup and tight pants are things that an Aquarius woman of a very honorable age can afford. Aquarius doesn't care what others think of her, what matters to her is how she feels. Unfortunately, trying to look young, you can not go too far. What sits beautifully on young women may look comical on older women. Aquarius will not babysit his grandchildren at any age, and therefore he does not care what they will call him.

12. Fish. Older Pisces take stock of their lives and count everything they have done. Even in old age, they are worried about life's problems, they are afraid to die early, and not have time to finish the work they have begun. Eternal anxiety, disregard for their appearance and health greatly shortens their life. Pisces still feel old in their youth, and therefore they are sincerely happy if their grandchildren call them grandparents.