Rarely are folk festivals complete without ditties, because ditties mean enthusiasm, fun, songs and dances. New Year's holidays are no exception. Someone comes up with beautiful and unusual costumes, someone comes up with New Year's scenes and games, they make riddles about the New Year, about winter, or funny teasers. We offer you interesting New Year's ditties - funny and mischievous, amusing and playful. Have a fun New Year!

That's how Grandfather Frost -

I seriously froze everyone.
Look at the guys
They all stand like icicles.
***

I sit on the sled
I'm boldly rolling down the hill,
Let it be white from the snow,
But how brave!
***

Oh, and Frost is pinching,
Old bully.
On Irishka's cheeks
Two poppies bloomed.
(I. Ageeva)
***

Grandma made me a suit
Little white bunny,
I forgot to give you carrots
To a little boy.
***

Listened to Grandfather Frost
sonorous ditties,
Gave it to all the kids
Sounding crackers.
(I. Ageeva)
***

Near the house, by the skating rink
I made a snowman
Made a nose out of a carrot
It turned out to be Santa Claus.
***

Dad put me on a suit
Spider-Man.
I didn’t have time to look back -
I'm hanging from the ceiling.
***

Mom and I decorated the Christmas tree,
And the flashlights were turned on.
There will be my Christmas tree
The most beautiful!
***

On New Year's Day, on New Year's Day
Nobody can sleep!
In every house there is old and young
Having fun all night.
(I. Ageeva)
***

In my kindergarten
We'll go to the matinee
And for Santa Claus
Let's sing a song together.
***

The troika is racing, the troika is galloping,
And there’s a cartload of gifts on it.
The bells are ringing, which means
Grandfather Frost is coming!
(E. Nikiforova)
***

I got up early today.
I immediately ran to the tree.
Thank you, Santa Claus,
What gifts did he bring me?
***

We are all our own toys
We decorated the Christmas tree.
She doesn't have any free time
Not a single needle!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Grandma made me a suit
Little white bunny,
I forgot to give you carrots
To a little boy.
***

Christmas tree paws
Hold the candles tightly.
Santa Claus will light them for us
On New Year's Eve!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Happy New Year,
New Year's greetings!
I wish mom and dad
May they live to be a hundred years old!
***

There is noise and laughter in our hall,
The singing doesn't stop.
Our Christmas tree is the best!
There is no doubt about it.
Our Santa Claus with a beard,
With a lush mustache,
But, as a young guy,
Dancing with us.
What are you doing, Grandfather Frost,
Are you checking your chair?
Is it really true for your grandchildren?
So you don't trust me?
(I. Ageeva)
***

New Year is knocking on the door!
This is a holiday - no matter where!
Only to those who believe in miracles,
He comes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
***

Look, Santa Claus,
Festive dressed.
He brought us gifts
Gingerbread cookies, sweets.
I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play blind man's buff with you.
But I'm afraid to get drunk on tea -
The heat will melt me.
***

It's snowing again
All roads, paths.
So Grandpa is in a hurry
On the frosty three!
***

New Year is coming -
I'll dress brightly!
Santa Claus will come to me -
With him is a bag of gifts!
***

New Year is coming soon
He'll come rushing in on a sleigh.
He's probably already
There's a knock on our window.
(I. Ageeva)
***

Yes! I am Grandfather Frost -
waist-length beard.
Brought gifts for everyone
Yes from the North Pole!
Meet the kids,
Meet the adults!
This is my granddaughter
Snowy, frosty!
***

Near our Christmas tree
Games, dances, songs.
Dear, good New Year,
There is no one more wonderful than you!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Children dance in circles
They clap their hands.
Hello hello,
New Year! You are so good!
(T. Melnikova)
***

Spinning, circling in a round dance
Snow beauties.
Dancing Blizzard
We all really like it!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Carnival! Carnival!
I gathered everyone in the hall today.
Here are Pierrot and Pinocchio,
Karabas and Cipollino.
Wolves dance, hares dance,
Leshy and Yaga are dancing.
Who is under the mask in this room -
You'll barely find out.
Only at our carnival
A miracle happens:
Cats and mice are dancing
The wolves are smiling!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Give us, Santa Claus,
And skating rinks and slides!
Turn it for us, Santa Claus,
“Twos” are all “fives”!
(I. Ageeva)
***

I danced under the Christmas tree
And she stomped her feet,
I picked gingerbread cookies from the branches
And I ate the candy!
***

Santa Claus is walking with a knapsack,
Children jumping under the Christmas tree.
He gives gifts to everyone,
Having fun and singing.
***

We'll jump like rabbits
Stomp like bears.
Let them rejoice too
Downstairs neighbors!
***

We are celebrating the New Year,
At our school every year.
We sing songs together,
We walk happily in step.
***

Winter holiday New Year,
I love you most of all!
The long-awaited Chimes
There's no way I'll oversleep!
(I. Ageeva)
***

Dancing with us.
Everyone is making a snowman,
Mom is looking for Igor.
Where is my son? Where is he?
Rolled into a snowball.
***

There is noise and laughter in our hall
The singing doesn't stop.
Our Christmas tree is the best!
There is no doubt about it.
Children dance in circles
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello, New Year!
You are so good!
There's a flock of snowflakes outside the window,
They also dance in a circle.
Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.
(T. A. Melnikova)

Despite the fact that at the New Year's holiday mainly round dance songs are played, the festivities are not complete without ditties about the New Year. Cheerful, playful, they lift your spirits and create an atmosphere of joy. What is sung about in New Year's ditties? Yes, about almost everything related to the theme of the holiday: about the Christmas tree and snowflakes, about Grandfather Frost and his adventures when distributing gifts, about the Snow Maiden and the long-awaited winter, which brought such a joyful holiday.

When choosing ditties for children, you should pay attention to their content. This short song, containing only 4 lines, should always be cheerful, do not vulgarize it. To make the holiday a great success, we suggest learning ditties with the children, which we have collected from various resources into one huge musical collection, which you can download for free.

Children's ditties for the New Year 2015 about the Goat and the Sheep: cool, funny, funny

We decided to start our search for ditties with the most relevant topic. Since the Goat or Sheep becomes the symbol of the upcoming New Year 2015, you should not forget about it when choosing a song repertoire. Practice these funny, funny New Year's ditties with your schoolchildren and appease the mistress of the coming year.

New Year's ditties are cool and funny for the New Year

Now that you've dealt with the goat, you can start learning some cool and funny ditties. Let them make adults laugh, let them please Santa Claus. This New Year's number may turn out to be the most original of any Christmas tree and will cause a storm of applause. If you don’t want to sing on your own behalf, dress up in the costume of Little Red Riding Hood or Baba Yaga and sing ditties on their behalf.

New Year's ditties for children: texts 2014 and 2015

How many amazing ditty texts are offered for children. These little songs reflect the love for the holiday. It's nice when the kids have fun at the Christmas tree. This set of naughty, funny ditties will help them show off their artistic talent.

New Year's ditties for schoolchildren about Santa Claus (2014)

Santa Claus brings a festive mood. This kind and generous character has been living for centuries. We dedicate several New Year's children's ditties to him separately. Let the bearded guest be glad that everyone loves and remembers him.

New Year's Russian ditties for high school students for the New Year

Many high school students are skeptical about children's round dances and songs around the Christmas tree. Then maybe these adult schoolchildren will like New Year's ditties for high school students?

Ditties for the New Year of the Mouse in 2020 are very popular among young and middle-aged people. These easy-to-remember poems will make a close, pleasant company laugh. The special effect of ditties is produced by people dressed in funny costumes. Men dressed as women, and vice versa, singing comic ditties, make you laugh heartily.

Comic New Year's ditties They will help you relax, join the company, and for some, remember your youth. Funny ditties from your lips - and you are the life of any company!

New Year of the Rat (Mouse)

For adults

In the year of the Rat I will run away,
I'll hide in a dark hole.
I'll forget about the diet
I really love to eat!

2
You call me a mouse
And I will turn into a Rat.
I'm in the Year of the Rat, my love,
I'm totally in awe of you!

3
You will become King Rat,
Don't forget to buy me
Cool car, apartment,
And something else!

4
They considered a gray mouse
They said: Nothing
In the Year of the Rat they broke off,
I will take revenge on you and the king!

5
I don’t grieve in the year of the Rat
And I'm getting married.
After all, this New Year
They called me to the registry office, here!

For children

And I'm so small
I'll hide in a hole,
I'll live with the Rat
And gifts await!

2
I met Santa Claus
And I told the poem
And grandpa surprised
Turned me into a Mouse!

3
And they gave me a Rat,
Only they didn’t give me the cage.
The guests saw the Rat
They fainted together!

4
And I got a deuce
And she hid her diary,
The Rat dragged him away
It's not my fault!

5
There's a guy I know
He put the Rat in the bag,
This is so original
He offered to be my friend!

New Year of the Pig

1. Oh, the guys grunted,
They sleep under the Christmas tree.
That's why they sit and get bored
The girls are on the sidelines.

2. The year of the pig is coming,
Look, don't let me down.
Give us lard and meat,
It will be just a fairy tale!

3. My husband got angry
Sticks to the neighbor.
Let her cook now
And he washes his socks.

4. It will be a pig year,
All the people rejoice.
Because he loves to eat
And of course lie down.

5. The year of pig is coming,
Someone will immediately go on a drinking binge.
Well, we don't drink, we eat,
Because we want to live!

New Year of the Dog

1. Don't bark at me
Dear wife,
I drank two liters
Celebrating the holiday.

2. I’m sitting at home on a chain,
I don't even go for walks.
I put on curlers,
I'm looking forward to the holiday.

3. The year of the dog is coming,
The red cat is dissatisfied.
After all, the owner will be a dog,
So the cat hung his nose.

4. In the year of the dog we wish
People shouldn't be a dog
To be alone
You didn't have to struggle.

5. A holiday is coming, New Year,
My bulldog is happy
I'll make some cold meat
Well, the bones are all his!

New Year's ditties about the Rooster and the Hen (for adults)

1. Girls go for a walk
Painted chickens,
They go looking for suitors
Little fools!

2. Mom, mom, let go
To dear Petrushka,
He's standing near the fence
Frostbitten ears.

3. Dad flooded the bathhouse,
He poured boiling water into the barrel,
Come take a steam bath
So as not to grow old!

4. Petya-Petya-Cockerel,
Oil head,
Let us sleep, darling,
Don't go crazy!

5. I'm in a hem for chickens
She brought some bread,
I looked at my knees
From behind the fence Glebushka!

6. My grandmother scolded me:
I went on a date...
He says: You Manya are a fool,
You are stupider than our chickens...

7. Cockerel, Cockerel,
Don't fly up into the air.
Darlings kiss there
The guy and the girl are young.

8. We cooked chicken soup,
We didn't forget to add salt.
The rooster saw it
And he ran at full speed!

9. Ryaba was sitting on the nest,
What a caring woman.
And the rooster walked around.
I cleaned my feathers and washed my paws.

10. It’s snowing outside.
Our cockerel is singing.
He's calling for the New Year
He sees the old one off.

11. New Year's time,
It's time for the chickens to sleep.
But the rooster doesn’t let them
Everyone is bawling and singing!

12. I’m visiting my beloved through the window
Threw a snowball
To go out onto the porch
Dear little friend!

13. We sang ditties for you
They started crowing
Because Happy New Year
Very puzzled!

Funny ditties for the New Year

I wore a dress on New Year's Day
The most decent
Even my darling told me
That I'm cute!

To the new year, to the new year
Borka is pestering me.
He says he loves me
Well, I'm the opposite.

Darling kissed me
In a field, near a hillock.
Even red with shame
It was becoming a Christmas tree.

New year, new year,
People are already drinking.
Yes, and I am not without sin,
I drank beer in the morning.

Thank you all for your attention,
It was fun with you
Let's say together: goodbye!
We will leave you now!

New Year's ditties for the Year of the Rooster(for adults part 1)

We will sing ditties for you
Children, cover your ears.
You didn't gather in vain,
Know that our peppers are red.

How a snowman was made
My friend and I are clever!
In a jacket, a cap and glasses,
And between the legs there is a carrot!

You were waiting for me at the viburnum,
On a snowdrift for two hours,
My mother didn't let me in -
Even go out to the porch.

I ordered it by mail
A boat made of rubber
And she came as a gift to me
Rubber Zina.

What should I give my darling?
I'm racking my brain...
Should I buy her a bra?
I don't know the size.

Nice gifts too
Valerka handed me:
Electrodes are not for welding,
Instead of fireworks!

Ditties for the New Year(for adults part 2)

Celebrate the New Year together -
It's romantic.
What will we do in the New Year -
It's indecent to tell you.

I bought gifts for everyone -
I haven't forgotten anyone.
Sweetness for children and old people.
Polka dot panties for men.

On New Year's Day, on New Year's Day
The boss is pestering me.
Your short report
In my big report of vanities.

I'm preparing in advance
For the New Year's Eve
Sexy lingerie
I wore it the same evening.

The doctors are all ready
On New Year's Eve
Shine with a bright light
Suppositories for hemorrhoids.

I put it in my bra,
To surprise my husband.
Well, he gives himself potatoes,
So as not to upset me.

New Year's ditties for adults(Part 3)

M already went to the party
A boyfriend will come to me...
Couldn't open my fly -
The whole New Year is down the drain.

We are Ural dumplings
We ate it only on New Year's Day.
We're so tired of them,
Those Ural dumplings.

New Year's lights,
Christmas trees, gifts...
Even sex on New Year's Eve
Very, very bright!

The long-awaited one is coming
Miracle holiday New Year,
Everybody's missing something
Someone is always waiting for happiness.

I'm waiting for Grandfather Frost -
Rich groom
He will give without question
I have a shaggy fur coat.

And my friend is Katya
A gift awaits boldly,
That they'll give her a car
For a couple of thousand euros.

I'm not afraid of the cold,
Let it be at least minus thirty-five!
Give me a glass of vodka to drink
And I will rock!

We are simple girls,
I'm no stranger to cold weather.
Let's quickly put on felt boots
And let's go for a walk in a crowd.

We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh, we're tired...
Well, our men
We've been drinking since morning.

Ditties by profession(professional)

Doctors for the New Year
No one gives rest:
Who is trying to give birth?
Who suffers from gastritis!

There are forty-eight in the military unit
The New Year is blowing loudly,
The commander became Santa Claus,
And Snegurka is a political officer.

Everyone is celebrating the New Year,
I'm turning the wheel
Can abandon his tractor
And have a drinking party?

On New Year's Day, students
Drunk people walking around
And the teacher is under the table
Checking notebooks...

Happy New Year to the Economist
You need to keep within “three hundred” -
I set the table economically:
Half a loaf and kefir.

New Year is my favorite holiday
For all the people
Only toastmaster again
It's sad for some reason...

The table was set on the counter,
The aprons were adjusted
So beloved New Year
The saleswomen did it!

Political ditties

It’s hard to work in the Duma,
Shopping at TSUM is much easier.
From a heavy butt, honestly,
The leather chair will crack.

Life in our country is stable,
Everything goes its own way:
Demographics are getting lower
And inflation is rising.

The bear doesn't understand bees,
When he puts his paw into honey,
So never full
He won't understand all the hungry people.

Very happy with the tariki,
The pension is growing!
Effective taxes
The state is ripping us off.

The crisis of the banking system
We, the people, don’t care.
There are potatoes in the garden,
This is where we will live.

Happy New Year to us
Prime Minister Medvedev hastened:
New Year gifts
I gave it to everyone in November.

We sang ditties for you,
We're tired and sweaty
We expect applause from you,
And of course compliments!

The New Year brings with it the long-awaited holiday spirit that embraces adults and children. According to tradition, it is during the New Year celebrations that we most often go to visit and host family and friends. A generously laid table and warm company invite you to have a fun time - reciting poems and toasts, singing and dancing. So, many people learn cool funny ditties for the New Year in order to “warm up” everyone’s mood with fiery couplets. In our collection you will find a lot of cool ditties on a New Year theme - for small children and schoolchildren aged 9 - 10 years. In addition, we have selected several interesting options, remade in an “adult” way for a corporate event. We are sure that with such funny ditties, the New Year of the Pig (Boar) 2019 will be bright and unforgettable.

Since ancient times, ditties have been considered a traditional part of folk festivals and home feasts - funny couplets and quatrains were usually sung to the accompaniment of a balalaika or accordion. Such cheerful rhyming lines invariably evoke delight and a desire to start dancing. On the eve of the New Year of the Pig (Boar) 2019, many people remember this genre of folk art - when drawing up a script for a children's matinee, a holiday at school or a corporate party for adults. We bring to your attention funny New Year's ditties, the texts of which are easy to remember and learn for the upcoming celebrations. Of course, the main character of the ditties will be the Yellow Earth Pig, the patroness of 2019.

A selection of funny ditties for the New Year 2019

The Year of the Pig congratulates us,

Wishing you happiness and joy!

Sends cheerful greetings to us,

May they live for many years!

May good luck come to your home

And finances are in our pocket!

And may all our tasks

The Pig mascot will decide!

Someone in ancient times came up with it.

To the Pig mascot

She brought good luck to the house,

And the coins are in your pocket!

Let there be a little pig

Generous for happiness and success.

Let her bring it on her back

A bag of love, good luck and goodness!

There are bright toys on the Christmas tree.

The window is in patterns made of ice,

May this year of the eastern Piggy

You will be luckier than ever!

New funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for children

In honor of the New Year, children's matinees are held with Father Frost and Snow Maiden, with the presentation of sweet gifts. Before receiving a traditional bag of sweets and tangerines, the child must read a poem or sing a song. Thus, it is best to choose funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for children of kindergarten and primary school age in advance in order to properly rehearse the performance. Each of the versions of ditties proposed below is easy and quick to learn, and their content is sure to bring a smile to everyone present. New modern ditties on the New Year theme will make the children's holiday fun and fiery.

Options for funny children's ditties about the New Year

Ah, winter, winter, winter,

Russian beauty,

You drove us all crazy

We like winter!

We composed ditties
Everyone tried their best.
Listen, Grandfather Frost,
And don't be offended!

Santa Claus brought gifts,
He casts his eye at me.
Who has a quarter of three,
He knocks menacingly with his staff.

Dear Grandfather Frost,
Bring a load of gifts!
Soon Pig will come to us,
Let's stand together in a round dance!

Sea, sun and tablets,

All the guys love it!

Let Svinushka be kind,

And he will give us all this soon.

Funny ditties for schoolchildren for the New Year 2019

All schoolchildren are looking forward to the winter holidays so they can have fun sledding and skating, play snowballs and hockey with friends. However, first, schools will host New Year's parties - as a rule, this is a cheerful, noisy masquerade ball with the participation of children of different ages. If you decide to surprise Santa Claus and your classmates with an original number, we suggest learning funny ditties for the New Year 2019. Simple and cheerful, such rhyming lines will give a charge of positivity and create a special atmosphere inherent in this kind and magical holiday. Our collection of funny New Year's ditties is intended for schoolchildren aged 9 - 10 years - however, younger children can easily master the texts.

A collection of funny ditties for the school New Year

The Christmas tree freezes in the snow,
Cries: “I can’t take it anymore.
To the kids in the school hall
I’ll ask you to go to the carnival!”

The snowstorms have arrived

They spun and sang.

Soon, soon New Year

Grandfather Frost is coming!

Deuces in our diaries
We won't let you get through
We promise Santa Claus
Try for a whole year.

Like a Christmas tree has a top,
This is how our class sings ditties.
Our school people are happy,
It won't be lost for anything.

New Year is knocking on the window,

The troika is rushing along the road,

The bells are ringing,

Winter holiday for the guys.

Funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for a corporate party for adults

As December approaches, a series of New Year's corporate events are coming, which have become a part of office life in many companies. Glasses of sparkling champagne, fiery dances and competitions - the corporate program includes a lot of interesting things! We tried to collect the funniest ditties for the New Year 2019 for adults in order to add a special touch of humor and fun to the traditional course of the holiday. In the form of funny ditties, you can voice congratulations, a table toast, or just make a good joke among colleagues. In connection with the upcoming holidays, we suggest preparing funny ditties with jokes from our collection - choose and sing!

A collection of funny ditties for a New Year's corporate party

We had to work for a year
Overtired
And today we don't mind
Relax a little!

Pig sends his regards to all of us,

Starting your year.

He will be full of happiness

I wish that to everyone.

A holiday is not your everyday life!
Together in protest we
Let's collectively forget
About test reports!

To our generous table,

The pig has arrived on New Year's Day.

I wished for order,

Happiness, joy, prosperity.

The entire IT department -
Not kinder than traffic cops.
If you don't pour them a glass -
The buttons will not show.

New Year's ditties for a corporate party for the Year of the Pig (Boar)

A corporate party in honor of the New Year is always a fun, incendiary event with lots of jokes and gags. So, for the script you can choose ditties converted from famous songs to a festive New Year's tune. Such funny little ditties performed in a group or “solo” will cheer up everyone - not only colleagues, but also bosses. Here you will find a selection of the best themed ditties for a corporate party for the Year of the Pig (Boar). All you have to do is choose the appropriate options and practice them for the upcoming New Year's party - have fun and laugh!

What the hell!

Funny little ditties for the New Year are a great way to uniquely congratulate your family, friends or work colleagues on the occasion. On our pages you will find a festive selection of new funny New Year's ditties with jokes and humor for preschool children and children aged 9 - 10 years. If you are having a corporate party in honor of the New Year of the Pig (Boar) 2019, we recommend choosing funny converted ditties - funny couplets for adults. Happy New Year 2019!

Our children want something original. For example, sing children's New Year's ditties. Why not? Cool New Year's ditties for children will refresh any children's New Year's holiday.

Funny funny New Year's ditties for children

Children's New Year's ditties for kids

New Year's ditties about kindergarten

Kindergarten goes on vacation

I'm leaving for the holiday!

Santa Claus comes to visit.

I'll tell him the poem!

New Year's ditties funny for children

Two aunts lisped:
Well, be brave! Come on, buddy!
Open your mouth quickly
Tell us a poem!

I'm blushing, I'm sweating,
I want to tell them:
“I don’t want and I can’t
I am here to entertain you, aunts!”

New Year's ditties - how children write a letter to Santa Claus

Since I can’t write -
Let mom write for now.
“Santa Claus, come quickly
I'd like a puppy, please!"

Early in the morning from bed
Came out with grief in half,
I looked under the spruce branches -
The cubes were there!

Of course I understand -
I need to learn letters.
Only on holiday I wish
Still get a puppy.

New Year's ditties for children about dad and mom

Well, dad is wearing a wolf mask
I made a face until
What the Christmas tree couldn't bear,
And fell on him!

Cool children's ditties about the New Year

We swept away the needles
What a lot of “holiday” troubles!
Someone fell into the fragments,
Cool holiday - New Year!

New Year's ditties for school-age children

New Year is knocking on the door!

This is a holiday - no matter where!

Only to those who believe in miracles,

He comes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

It's snowing again

All roads, paths.

So Grandpa is in a hurry

On the frosty three!

New Year's ditties for big children

New Year's ditties, children's suffering

(New Year's ditties in Russian and Ukrainian languages)

On New Year's Day we'll sing ditties,
Childhood suffering
In Ukrainian, in Russian,
For the edification of adults!

Let's sleep in Kolomyia,
Then the rush subsides,
Novorichna Kolomiya
Such is the charm.

Dads, moms are businessmen,
The company was opened.
Money is made in three shifts,
They forgot about the children!

In Ukraine the President
We chose tato,
I wish I could have some confetti
Sucking on holy...

My grandmother is Ukrainian,
Grandfather insisted that he was Belarusian,
Father is Russian, mother is Jewish,
Who am I? I'm afraid to say...

SpivanGlasses-foldedGlasses
Not yet enclosed,
We are all Slavic children with glasses,
One root!!!

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