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Scenario "Twenty-five again." A detailed, interesting and funny script that will appeal to the birthday girl and her guests. Guests gather in the banquet hall. The hero of the day meets them and quietly goes into the next room to make a ceremonial exit when the presenter announces this. Leading: Good evening to everyone present! This evening cannot but be good, because it is dedicated exclusively to a kind, pleasant and wonderful person... But maybe someone present still doesn’t know what kind of person he is? Try to guess who we are talking about. So here's the description: — her dazzling smile disarms even the most harmful and conflicted person; - her energy, overflowing, energizes even the most dull non-smokers; - the sea of talents that nature has endowed her amazes even the most recognized geniuses; — her sensitivity can melt the harshest heart... So who is it? Well, of course, this is everyone’s beloved and respected Olga (name of the hero of the day). Meet! Solemn music plays, the hero of the occasion enters the hall, she is greeted with applause, and the host escorts her to her place at the head of the table. Leading: That's what she is - our heroine of the evening! Spectacular women should appear spectacularly! Olga has a very important anniversary today. And although you shouldn’t talk about a lady’s age, this is not at all the case when you need to hide and be shy. Wonderful, beautiful Olga is twenty-five again today! The solemn intro sounds. Leading: Look how many people came to congratulate this beautiful woman! All her family, friends, and colleagues are here. And everyone prepared wonderful surprises and congratulations for her. So, Olya, you will see and hear a lot of interesting things about yourself today... And for starters, the first toast! For you, Olya, for your holiday! Game "Big Name" The host invites the guests to remember as many famous and great people as possible who bear or bore the same name as the hero of the occasion. Whoever is the most active will receive a prize. The presenter can also prepare in advance and find out which of the great people was born on the same day as the hero of the day, and talk about this fact. But it is imperative to emphasize that all geniuses and stars pale before the merits of the beautiful hero of the occasion. Then the presenter gives the floor to family and friends. Congratulations from husband on anniversary to wife Husband: Friends! I have known this unearthly woman for a very long time. And despite this, I never cease to admire her. Moreover, every year I admire him more and more. And by today, as many as fifty qualities have accumulated for which I love her... Yes, yes, I will bore you, but I will definitely list them all! Tenderness. Sincerity. Cheerfulness. Optimism. Reliability. Affectionateness. Loyalty. Responsibility. Observation. Practicality. Responsiveness. Hard work. Thrift. Economy. Smartness. Politeness. Delicacy. Smiling. Effectiveness. Fantasy. Capabilities. Health. Activity. Energy. Skill. Femininity. Sense of humor. Grace. Stunning. Confidence. Effectiveness. Stress resistance. Harmony. Charm. Irresistibility. Individuality. Integrity. Success. Motherhood. Accuracy. Diligence. And finally, the most important thing is love for your family! I got such an ideal woman, I don’t know for what merit! We recently celebrated a silver (you need to insert your own version) wedding. I raise a toast to you, my dear! The husband gives his gift and kisses his wife. Toastmaster thanks for the original congratulation. The children are the next to congratulate. Congratulations from children on mother's anniversary How often do we stubbornly insist, That we ourselves know everything in the world, Why is my mother giving advice in vain? After all, we are not little children. No wonder mom Such speeches offend After all, this is the very, very, very A dear and close person! But the truth is that over the years We need our mother more and more... We hasten to confess our love to mom On this glorious anniversary! Children hug and congratulate the hero of the day, give a gift, flowers and a big plush heart as a sign of their love. Leading: Bravo, wonderful congratulations! It’s nice to talk in poetry about the best mother in the world... See, I also managed to rhyme, almost like you. In this regard, let us raise our glasses again to Olga! Then the hero of the day’s colleagues come out to congratulate her. Congratulations from colleagues Colleagues: We started preparing for our dear Olya’s anniversary long ago. We thought and wondered. Well, now we’ll show you how it happened... 1st employee: Well, girls, what can we come up with for Olechka’s anniversary? How can I congratulate her in a way that will be remembered for the rest of my life? 2nd employee: Hurray, I figured it out!!! Let's give her a trip to some exotic country! To Mexico, for example! A soundtrack of a Latin American melody sounds, a man dressed like a Mexican comes out - in a large hat, with a guitar, kneels in front of the birthday girl and pretends to sing especially for her. 3rd employee: No no. It will cost a lot, we don’t earn that much. What other options? 1st employee: Then maybe we’ll call the most trusted fortune teller for Olya, let her predict her future! Gypsy music plays, a woman dressed as a gypsy comes out, takes the birthday girl by the hand and begins to “tell fortunes”: - Oh, I see you will have untold riches! Oh, you'll be happy! Oh, your children will be happy! All seven!.. What? Don't you have seven? Oh, there will be seven! Honey, just gild your pen and then I’ll tell you everything! 3rd employee: No no! All this fortune telling is complete nonsense! We need to come up with something else. 2nd employee: Listen! Super idea! Let's pay for a male striptease for her? A man (or two) comes out to romantic music and performs several dance elements, like a striptease. The audience supports with applause. 3rd employee: Well, no, Olya is married, then her husband will arrange for us... 1st employee(addressing the guests): That's what we thought and thought and racked our brains. And they decided to sing for Olechka themselves! Can't we? Colleagues perform the song “Ah, Olechka.” Song “Ah, Olechka” (to the tune of the song “Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka” from the film “Carnival Night”). Ah, Olya, Olya, Olechka (replace with the name of the hero of the day), Well, who didn’t know this? Our Olechka is famous With its beauty The most pleasant character, Graceful manners And Olechka at work An example for us all! - Can't be! - Imagine this, An example for us all! Our Olechka everywhere And everyone loves and waits Once upon a time our Olechka They called me to Hollywood. There are millions of dollars there They promised her But our close-knit team Sweeter for Olechka! - Can't be! - Imagine this, Sweeter for Olechka! Ah, Olya, Olya, Olechka Success awaited everywhere I noticed our Olechka One Arab sheikh. He lured me into a harem, Gave her gifts. But our team is Olechka Still cute! - Can't be! - Imagine this, Still cute! Where Olya appears, It's getting warmer How Olya smiles More fun for everyone! She has a ton of girlfriends And many friends... Also at our Olechka's Today is the anniversary! - Can't be! - Imagine, today is the anniversary! Happy anniversary, dear Olya, have a wonderful holiday. May the source from which you draw your cheerfulness, optimism, and your love for people never dry up! Leading: Thank you for your creative congratulations! You can't help but raise a toast to this! And let’s wish her the very best, excellent health, because health is the harmony of soul and body, and this is the most important thing for a person! After this, you can take a short break. Leading: Friends, since we are talking about soul and body, we cannot help but note that our Olga has both in perfect order and deserves all praise! And we have one more little surprise, or rather not very small, judging by the external dimensions. Dear men could not stay away from such an event and prepared their congratulations in accordance with modern trends! Attention, dear guests: now these people will read a rap to the hero of the day! Two or three men from acquaintances or relatives come out, dressed in fashionable caps, chains, and dark glasses. They rap one verse at a time, in turns. "Anniversary" rap How is it in our area? There is a beauty anywhere, This chick's name is Olya, She drove everyone crazy! The boys cry and sob They are suffering under her window, This is how things are in our city! From dawn to dusk Guys have no peace They are waiting for Olya to come out, Olya will tell them: “Hello!” Go around half the world, But there are no people like Olya, That’s why there is no peace in my soul! But one day we found out: Now Olya is not alone, She chose someone else Not one of our boys! In vain they sang songs to her And they stood under the windows, The war was lost for her love! For you, dear Olya, We read this rap If anything is not true, Don't take it to heart. We are not musicians at all, Self-made talents, Reward us with a smile for this! Everyone applauds. Leading: Yes, after this, anyone would have tensed up if they were Olga’s husband! Such eagles dedicate a real rap to her! This means that the next toast will be for our dear birthday girl to hear such sincere and beautiful words every day, because she fully deserves them! After the toast: And now comes the most touching moment of our celebration. Not because the birthday girl can be touched, but because the people closest to her - her husband and children - will congratulate her. It often happens in life that there is simply no time to say a few good words to the person closest to you. But holidays exist to correct this! The husband and children (if any) congratulate and present gifts. The host proposes a toast to the birthday girl’s family, to all her household members, so that they are healthy and always make her happy. Then the rest of the relatives congratulate. If the elderly parents of the hero of the day are present in the hall, you need to pay special attention to these people. After congratulations, the host announces a break and dancing. During the dance break, several competitions can be held. Competition "Gender Change" There should be a good prize at stake, for example a bottle of champagne. The host explains to the dancing couples that when the music is interrupted, the couple must quickly exchange some object with each other (from what they are wearing). The last couple to do so is eliminated and the dance continues. The winning couple is praised for the resulting avant-garde outfit and awarded. Competition "Puzzle" Hidden in the hall where the celebration is taking place are letters cut out of colored paper that make up the phrase “Congratulations on your anniversary.” These could also be pieces of a large photograph of the hero of the day. Guests must find and collect all the fragments; the one who finds the last fragment gets a prize. Leading(after a break): Sit down, friends, and let's continue our holiday. While you were dancing, several strange SMS messages arrived on the mobile phone of our hero of the occasion. And with her silent consent, allow me to voice them: Let your life turn into a continuous storm... of positive emotions! Best wishes, Hydrometeorological Center In honor of your fiftieth birthday, our bank has opened a special account for you. You will be able to use it after the next fifty years. Swiss bank Your resume has been reviewed and is of great interest. Come to the interview immediately. Model agency "Yagodka again" Your application to join the “Who is for...” club cannot be satisfied for one reason. You look too young! Club Directorate No cosmetics will spoil me. Your beauty According to the star calendar, this day is favorable for making new acquaintances. Don't avoid old acquaintances either! Astrologer Tamara Globa Are you rocking? Then we go to you! Fire brigade Leading: Yes, with the advent of mobile communications, even this is possible! And I have an offer to play one game... Dear Olga, don’t be alarmed, you won’t have to do anything, but still get ready, because we’ll be talking about you! Game "Animal World" You need to prepare pictures with images of different animals (you can cut them out from somewhere). The host takes turns taking out pictures, and the guests’ task is to quickly say how the hero of the occasion resembles this animal. Let’s say a squirrel is economical, thrifty, etc. The main thing is that the pictures are chosen without offensive hints (for example, so that you don’t have to compare them with a monkey, a crocodile, etc.). The one who gives the most and most original answers is given a small prize. Leading: Friends, how many wonderful words were spoken today in honor of our birthday girl! I think Olga has something to say in response. The hero of the day is given a response. Leading(after the response): Thank you dear birthday girl for these words and this evening, thank you all for your congratulations and gifts. A lot of them were given, but We have a few more useful little things for Olya that are simply necessary for a real woman! So... A real woman is the keeper of the hearth. That's why we give her a box of matches so that her fireplace always burns hot! A real woman is a master of all trades. So we give her rubber gloves so that those hands will always remain beautiful and gentle, no matter how hard they work! A real woman, in addition to being the mistress of the house, is certainly the personification of beauty. That's why we give her a mirror so that she can verify this at any time! A real woman - no matter how old she is or how many years she has been married - always remains a hunter. Therefore, we give her a bow and arrows, even if they are not quite real, but even toy ones, but they shoot accurately at men’s hearts! And finally, a real woman always and everywhere feels like a queen. Of course, Olga is the queen of this evening, and the queen in life. So let's crown her right now! They take out the prepared paper crown and put it on the hero of the day. A solemn march sounds. Leading: Now we have our own queen! But in order to fully begin to reign, the queen must take an oath. I will read the text, and you answer whether you swear or not: - I swear to love my subjects (husband, children and grandchildren) and not be too strict towards them. - I swear not to cut off heads for small offenses, such as: breakfast not delivered to bed, unwashed dishes, unlearned lessons. — Forgive your subjects some weaknesses, for example, having pets, fishing, watching football and hockey on TV. - In turn, the subjects undertake to love and respect the queen, give her flowers, all kinds of pleasant little things and a good mood every day! Let everything in your life, Olya, be just like a king! And for all the wonderful guests I also have a surprise... The presenter brings out balloons of three colors. Guests are invited to choose a balloon as a souvenir of the evening. And when they choose, it is announced that these are not just balls, but props for the game “Three Wishes” in honor of the hero of the day. Holders of, for example, red balloons must kiss the birthday girl, blue balloons must sing a song for her (together or separately), yellow balloons must dance! Leading: Let this wonderful holiday continue, dance, have fun and don’t forget to raise a toast to the health of the beautiful hero of the day! Presenter: We are pleased to welcome you, dear guests, to such a significant event - the 50th Anniversary (IO of the hero of the day)! I invite you to greet our dear birthday girl with the loudest applause! (music plays or fanfare sounds, the birthday girl enters) Presenter: Dear guests, I hope everyone’s glasses are filled, because now, according to the good old tradition, Our Birthday Girl will give the first toast of the evening! (toast to the hero of the day) Presenter: Today is a very special holiday, because 50 years is not just an anniversary, it is the most significant event in a person’s life! And the main thing is not the number indicating the number of years lived, but the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired by these years. Which of the guests present will name all the most important achievements (IO of the hero of the day)? Let's find out which of you, dear guests, knows everything about our Birthday Girl! And, of course, remember that prizes await you! (guests name the achievements of the hero of the day, the presenter gives a prize to the one who names the most achievements) Presenter: There is a person in this room who not only loves and respects our dear Birthday Girl, but also considers her the Most Beautiful, Most Dear and Most Beloved Woman in the world - this is the closest person (IO of the hero of the day) - the husband (IO of the husband). (husband’s toast to pleasant music) Presenter: Dear guests, everyone who has gathered today for this wonderful holiday is, without a doubt, very dear to the Birthday Girl. But among those present there are special people who can’t wait to personally congratulate (the hero of the day) and tell about their love. These are, of course, the children of the Birthday Girl: (names of the children). (children's toast) Presenter: And now, dear ladies and gentlemen, before you all start dancing, I bring to your attention a most exciting competition. Let me note that the prize will be no less interesting! So, pay attention! You all know very well the full name of the Hero of our celebration. The winner will be the one who comes up with the most rhymes for the name (Name of the hero of the day). Sheets of paper and pens can be borrowed from me. You have 15 minutes for this competition! (after 15 minutes) Presenter: It's time to find out the name of the winner! Let's listen to the rhymes you came up with. (guests name their rhymes, the guest who comes up with the most rhymes is chosen) Presenter: The winner of our competition is - (name of the winner). The prize for you is a Ticket for Your Birthday Girl to Make Any of Your Desires Come True! TICKET TO FULFILL YOUR WISHES Presenter: Our dear (actor of the hero of the day)! How many wonderful friends have gathered today to congratulate you on this significant event! Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally, but now I invite all friends to gather on stage and all together congratulate our Birthday Girl by singing her favorite song. (the host gives words to the guests, a melody plays, all the guests sing) Presenter: And now I will ask those friends of the Birthday Girl who consider themselves the closest to go on stage. (Birthday Girl’s friends come out) Host: You girls are now one team. I give you 20 sheets of paper. In the first 10, you write the bad things that you would like to protect the Birthday Girl from. And on the other 10 sheets you write the best things that you would like to wish to the Hero of our occasion. (friends are doing the task) Presenter: And now, in front of our Birthday Girl, we will make sure that these 10 bad things never happen to her. To do this, we lay out sheets of paper on the floor and, to the accompaniment of an active melody, we trample all the bad things under our feet. It is advisable to tear the paper so that it is not clear what is written there! Friends, let’s move as actively as possible to the music! (fast music plays, the goal of the friends is to tear the paper) Host: Well, now, you will need to sing all the good things that you wished for your friend! After all, you sincerely want what you wrote? And the guests will support you with thunderous applause! (friends “sing” their wishes) Presenter: Well, (actor of the hero of the day), you have truly wonderful friends! They are really willing to do a lot for you - that's great! I propose to reward them with sweet prizes - chocolates! Presenter: Dear guests, I am sure that you all wish our Birthday girl financial well-being. But how badly do you want it? I have an improvised tree, which I give to the Hero of our occasion. But in order for a tree to become a money tree, it needs to be “dressed”! Dress with improvised money. Candy wrappers will serve as money. But in order to hang the candy wrapper, you have to eat the candy! So, let's fill out the money tree! (guests “dress” the tree with candy wrappers) Presenter: At the end of our wonderful evening, a celebratory CAKE is brought into the hall to the stormy applause of the guests! Have you already figured out how to have fun on anniversaries and what to offer your guests? After all, if you don’t entertain them, then they will start yawning and go home before the cake. A new and interesting scenario for a woman’s 50th birthday with competitions can be carried out at home. Take a look and choose the most interesting moments that are suitable for your holiday. Meeting the hero of the day. After this, the host invites all guests to write congratulations and wishes to the hero of the day on their balloon. And when this is ready, the balls are tied into one rope and presented to the hero of the day. The main holiday. First toast. A game. Game block - admission to the club for those over fifty. Afterwards, a certificate of honorary member of the club is awarded to those over fifty. Download ID template Game for guests. And so on. Place all the cards in a bag. Approach the first guest. He says the following phrase: do you know that (hereinafter the name of any guest). And after the phrase he takes out one card and reads out what he has. And so each guest tells the whole “truth” about the other guests. Fun competition. Then the light turns off. The flashlight turns on and the presenter approaches any guest. We shine a flashlight on the head from above, and at this moment a pre-prepared cut of the song is turned on. For example: You need to prepare in advance funny clips of songs that should be played at the right time. And then the competition will go off with a bang. Scene with gifts. Oh, you are guests, gentlemen, I hope from my heart Ladies and Gentlemen! Since I have been assigned to play the role of toastmaster today, I propose that my sons Maxim and Pavel take on the duties of analysts! Ask what they will do in this role? The answer is simple: They will check whether everyone has enough water... Dear men, please take care of the guests! And while the men took up the bottles in an organized manner, I’ll tell you a short anecdote: Good evening, dear guests, dear ladies and gentlemen! We are glad to see you all this evening at our festive table! Let me introduce myself. My name is Tanya (Although of course you all know me!). Today in this hall I will play the role of host or simply toastmaster. Emergency call: In January, when it is cold and severe frost, Let this day go down in history forever, Drink and snack 2nd speech:Dear guests! With all my heart I wish you bon appetit and good mood There is such a wonderful joke! Today, all guests will not only wish our Anniversary happiness and prosperity, but also confess their love from the bottom of their hearts! And let your spouse not be offended! And now we are waiting for all the words We listened and drank 3rd speech:And now sons Max: Pasha: Max Pasha Together: We listened and drank 4th speech:As a toastmaster and so far the only daughter-in-law, allow me to say solemn congratulations: The sharp French have it But there is a section This age is happy So live in this time If life offers you If youth calls out, We listened and drank 5th speech:We hope to continue congratulations in verse. I think that the sisters are ready to give a toast to the anniversary. We listen to the sisters and drink. In about five minutes…………………… 6th speech:Dear birthday girl! We listen to the matchmakers and drink So that the birthday girl is always overwhelmed with feelings, We listen to the theme song and drink This holiday is a birthday. We listen to our nephews and drink In about five minutes……………………… And now it’s time to play, but I’m too lazy to get up from the table, let’s play while sitting. Guests are offered paraphrased proverbs. We need to restore the original proverb. 6. A worm modestly crawls under a young marsh hummock (a petrel soars proudly over the gray plain of the sea) 12. awake freak (sleeping beauty) Prize for the winner! I ask you not to forget about congratulations, guests. Over time… Dear guests! Congratulations from the sultansn and the motive of the song: “If I were a sultan, I would have three wives...” From the other side My word: Gifts, cards and congratulations - Over time: To do everything right Don't dance with us Let salads and sausage So that you don't lose weight Only very reckless Both Toilet paper competition(The dress must be made only of paper. Tears and knots are allowed, but paper clips, pins and other foreign objects are prohibited) My code word will all dance: And so that our analysts can analyze the amount of poured, we will carry out Competition "Degree of Sobriety"This is a very simple and fun game! I will name various words, and you, in unison, quickly and without hesitation, name the diminutive form of this word. Mom - (mommy) A string of difficult years "Attentive Knight" CompetitionWho did Tatiana drive crazy? May everyone be so lucky in the future Over time: Eastern wisdom says: (distributed the text to the guests) We didn't come in vain - Let the years not age you, We congratulate you Let the years not age you, (We applaud ourselves) Over time: Games are loved by young and old NAME DECODING Competition(TATYANA is written in a column on the sheets and the adjective T is written for each letter - mysterious... etc. the hero of the day determines the winner) Congratulatory telegrams arrived for Tanya, but they were all unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy-tale heroes! LET THEY WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN TANYA'S EAR! I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES! LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM! I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN! I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE! LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL! I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK! YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY! LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND, BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN! NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION! DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS! LET OUR FRIENDSHIP GET STRONGER EVERY YEAR! (Dance of the spouses.) Isn't it time, guests, to get up and dance with the hero of the day? (when everyone is dancing) After the dance there is a blush on the cheeks PlayAfter all, no celebration can be complete without a festive performance, I invite all guests to take part in the performance, because each of you has hidden talents Participants are invited, each of whom is given roles (character plate). If there are a lot of people, then you can add additional roles: Bees, Breeze, Trouble, Horizon, Barrel of Honey, Rays. The actors must play their roles, focusing on what the presenter will read. The most interesting thing is that the artists will not know the content of the production in advance, and all their actions will be completely improvised at their discretion. The presenter’s task is to give the artists the opportunity to take certain poses depicting the actions that the presenter calls. In the text, such necessary pauses will be indicated by ellipses. Act one Act two Act three Act four Act five We invite all artists to take a bow. Dear guests! Over time Contest2-3 people play. The presenter reads the text: I’ll tell you a story in one and a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number 3, take the prize immediately: “Once we caught a pike, gutted it, and inside we saw small fish, not just one, but seven.” If they don’t have time to take the prize, the presenter takes it: “Well, friends, you didn’t take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it.” Boxing matchBefore the start of the competition, the presenter calls two real men who are ready to do anything for the sake of the lady of their heart. The ladies of the heart are present right there to exert a beneficial psychological influence on their knights. The gentlemen wear boxing gloves, the rest of the guests form a symbolic boxing ring. The presenter’s task is to escalate the situation as much as possible, suggest which muscles are best to stretch, even ask for short fights with an imaginary opponent, in general, everything is like in a real ring. After physical and moral preparation is completed, the knights go to the center of the ring and greet each other. The presenter, who is also the judge, reminds the rules, such as: do not hit below the belt, do not leave bruises, fight until first blood, etc. After this, the presenter hands the fighters each the same candy, preferably caramel (they are more difficult to unwrap, especially when they are stuck together), and asks his lady love to unwrap this candy as soon as possible, without taking off his boxing gloves. The one who completes the task before the opponent wins. Two halves.3-4 pairs are called and their hands are tied ( the left hand of one partner to the right of another partner) and the task of speed is to lace up and tie the lace on the shoe into a bow) After all the congratulations After a glass of this The lights in the room go out. The hero of the day's response: Thanks everyone for your efforts Everything that has been said is nice, Heartfelt thanks to everyone Final word:The anniversary has long come to an end, friends, Scenario for 50 YEARS ANNIVERSARY of a woman1st speech: I hope from my heart Good evening, dear guests, ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and Gentlemen! Since I have been assigned to play the role of toastmaster today, I propose that my sons Maxim and Pavel take on the duties of analysts! Ask what they will do in this role? The answer is simple: Emergency call: In January, when it is cold and severe frost, Let this day go down in history forever, Drink and snack 2nd speech: There is such a wonderful joke! Today, all guests will not only wish our Anniversary happiness and prosperity, but also confess their love from the bottom of their hearts! And let your spouse not be offended! And now we are waiting for all the words We listened and drank 3rd speech: Max: Pasha: Max Pasha Together: We listened and drank 4th speech: As a toastmaster and so far the only daughter-in-law, allow me to say solemn congratulations: The sharp French have it But there is a section This age is happy So live in this time If life offers you If youth calls out, We listened and drank 5th speech: We listen to the sisters and drink In about five minutes…………………… 6th speech: We listen to the matchmakers and drink So that the birthday girl is always overwhelmed with feelings, We listen to the theme song and drink This holiday is a birthday. In about five minutes……………………… 1. Baldness - male disgrace (braid - girlish beauty) 6. A worm modestly crawls under a young marsh hummock (a petrel soars proudly over the gray plain of the sea) 12. awake freak (sleeping beauty) Prize for the winner! I ask you not to forget about congratulations, guests. Over time… I choose 3-4 men and put a turban on them (father, father-in-law, Misha, Sasha) Dear guests! Congratulations from the sultans From the other side My word: Over time: To do everything right Don't dance with us Let salads and sausage So that you don't lose weight Only very reckless Both During the dance competition with toilet paper My code word will all dance: And so that our analysts can analyze the amount of poured, we will carry out Competition "Degree of Sobriety" Mom - (mommy) Diagnosis of “Increased botulism” So everyone had a bite, now look at the hero of the day A string of difficult years Who did Tatiana drive crazy? May everyone be so lucky in the future Over time: (distributed the test to the guests) We didn't come in vain - Let the years not age you, We congratulate you Let the years not age you, (We applaud ourselves) Over time: Games are loved by young and old NAME DECODING Competition Congratulatory telegrams arrived for Tanya, but they were all unsigned. You need to guess the sender. These are people known to everyone, as well as guests. And even fairy-tale heroes! LET THEY WHISPER ABOUT LOVE IN TANYA'S EAR! I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES! LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM! I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN! I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE! LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL! I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER, LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK! YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY! LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND, BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN! NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION! DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS! LET OUR FRIENDSHIP GET STRONGER EVERY YEAR! (Dance of the spouses.) Isn't it time, guests, to get up and dance with the hero of the day? (when everyone is dancing) After all, no celebration can do without festive performance, I invite all guests to take part in the performance, because each of you has hidden talents Participants are invited, each of whom is given a role (a sign with a character). If there are a lot of people, then you can add additional roles: Bees, Breeze, Trouble, Horizon, Barrel of Honey, Rays. The actors must play their roles, focusing on what the presenter will read. The most interesting thing is that the artists will not know the content of the production in advance, and all their actions will be completely improvised at their discretion. The presenter’s task is to give the artists the opportunity to take certain poses depicting the actions that the presenter calls. In the text, such necessary pauses will be indicated by ellipses. Act one THE CURTAIN opens... There is a THRONE on the stage... THE KING enters... THE KING stretches... walks to the WINDOW. Having opened the WINDOW wide, he looks around... He wipes the traces left by the birds from the WINDOW... He sits on the THRONE in thought... The PRINCESS appears with the step of a light doe... She throws herself on the KING's neck..., kisses him... and they sit on the THRONE together... And in At this time, a BIGGER is prowling under the WINDOW... He is contemplating a plan to capture the PRINCESS... THE PRINCESS sits down at the WINDOW... THE BIGGER grabs her and takes her away... THE CURTAIN closes... Act three Act four Act five We invite all artists to take a bow. Dear guests! After some time, competitions 2-3 people play. The presenter reads the text: I’ll tell you a story in one and a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number 3, take the prize immediately: “Once we caught a pike, gutted it, and inside we saw small fish, not just one, but seven.” If they don’t have time to take the prize, the presenter takes it: “Well, friends, you didn’t take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it.” Boxing match Two halves. After all the congratulations After a glass of this Cake The lights in the room go out. The hero of the day's response: Thanks everyone for your efforts Everything that has been said is nice, Heartfelt thanks to everyone Final word: You might be interested in: |
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