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(Source: mastervo.ru) 3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”. 1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: Spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier. (they give a jar of pate). 2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals, (they give curlers) 5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any time... (they give a sponge) 6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes) 7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh; we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag) 10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim) (Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - see here) 5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts. Maybe, (they give markers) And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! This is a very funny congratulatory number for a woman’s anniversary, which is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit will not be upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to guests and, if desired, wear each as a souvenir take a photo) The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us. - Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time Leading:But you're not tired yet, Arab:Yu is close, close to galakhtikasm, and upset him from bilibey! Translator:We have come from a distant country to congratulate you on your anniversary! Arab:Yu was dragged by Yuma, this trash, he doesn’t help him, and these are deceiving and counterfeiting! Translator:We brought you this gift that will protect you all your life! An Arab gives the hero of the day a beautiful vase of flowers. They bow and leave. These are the kind of friends our birthday girl, it turns out, has. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among Arabs. Meet the Russian folk choir - singing without panties! Men come out (with or without panties, you decide for yourself), they perform ditties for the birthday girl. More beautiful than everyone and dearest to everyone, And I know that our birthday girl is going to go to a distant place Contest.Two pairs of participants are needed. In each pair, one of the participants is put on an apron, which has a pocket in the front. And the second participants, at the command of the leader, begin to fill this pocket with inflated balloons. Whoever can put in the most balls in a minute wins. Try to keep the balloons small. And now I will ask you, guests, the most unexpected questions. And you answer them, only honestly. And so, questions. (Questions are asked in turn, to each guest or to just one or two). 1. What's your favorite fairy tale? And who from this fairy tale is our birthday girl like?2. What's your favorite bird? Congratulate the hero of the day the way this bird chirps. Leading:This is how we come to the culmination of today's holiday, and this is a quiz for our heroine! There is a quiz for the birthday girl. Who do they ask - “Am I the sweetest, the brightest and the brightest in the world”? A) A psychiatrist; B) A cold radiator in winter; D) A person you talk to on Skype; What do they say to another person in the morning? A) You Why didn’t you wake me up? Must visit very good and visited Comic gifts for a woman's anniversaryIf you want to be original, give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten! Put it on quickly (slippers, socks, shoe covers) You will highlight your figure in them Props for competitions: 8 glasses (plastic ones are possible), 2 books (not too heavy); 2 brooms, 2 balls, 2 tablespoons, 2 chairs, 2 bottles of alcohol, snack. Participants compete in one-legged jumps while holding glasses of water. It is desirable that the glasses are full at the finish line. Running with a ball on your head, holding it with one hand. Although this can hardly be called running. Quickly walk a certain distance with a book on your head, holding a full glass of water in one hand, a broom in the other, and sweeping the road in front of you. One player from each team runs, while he holds 2 glasses in his hands: one with water, the other empty. During the race, participants pour water from a full glass into an empty glass, and at the finish line they determine who spilled the least amount of water. In addition, the speed of the players is taken into account, that is, who came first. Using tablespoons, fill the glass by transferring water from one glass to another. One player runs and at the same time holds the other by the legs, and the latter moves on his hands, holding a glass with his teeth. Or the participants stand with their backs to each other and clasp their hands and run to the designated place and return the same way. Stand in a circle, close your eyes, stretch your arms forward and try to catch the hands of another participant. According to the principle of the game “Mom, unravel the thread,” they must unravel without breaking their hands. Give the participants a ball. First, it must be passed with your hands from above to the back (to the tail of the locomotive), and back - from below between the legs. Play three times. You can make it more difficult by alternating the ball above your head, under your feet, etc. bugaga.ru meet? forget it! day Gift No. 7 Those are the times! Our hero of the day is difficult, We instructions will be bitter - but for something else, laundry, you can Photo shoot of the hero of the day in hats. Or May has arrived. Hat for the weekend. And it will pass. Look here, my friend: Well where Still a teenager, let’s put it this way. (enema) it will be sweet! (gift givers will have to wash their butt on their own, Is this a very funny greeting here? - you have a migraine, Is this a match tie? And at school Use it for every chocolate bar) describe the gift in poetry] You can sow in the room for a woman’s We celebrate Not a hat, but Slags all from boxes! Well, what about studying for a “five” day And it will pass When you drink This is a cheerful table chant It’s flour and An anniversary that is greater than Ours... half a hundred legend! He will take you out You say, it’s a trifle? No, Did I do it? Oh, it would be You have a migraine, cranberry jelly, for the anniversary hang on a bitch Suitable for home five Seventh model: eco-hat The body will be slim not like this: All in chorus: - It’s not easy for all of us Slags are all from Forget about the worldly by presenting various gifts. You can go from a holiday or holiday slide Among us - for environmentalists look.This is not And here,Check His notebooks! He will take you out on a carousel! After the leader's words take a ride, he is always at the dacha so that the newborn (Spotted protective Panama In general, we are a trifle. And here, Alas, my friend, Let the world be slender, as guests should be together will be useful to you, the culprit is not upset We congratulate all colors) we tell you, Let you even have a gift for so in life look. In general, we say it will wait! shout:What will happen because her We know you loveIn life he Not a tourist, you! (Does not come as a gift, We tell you, And you will be healthy "And here, (50.60...) we will come can ruin your hairstyleBut, what about drinking? animals: irreplaceable. Not an avid climber, nice tie) But I know you don’t live all year round (they give but here to you again, (after all, every hat from a glass, Squirrels, hares, wood grouse, With extensive But you can with 3.) Dressed up in the shower will always be replaced. With extensive jelly) there is a gift for Prepare for us she needs to try it on In theory, you don’t take care of your native river Sore throat since work, young man! For a sore throat You can use this cream you!" okroshka, find me demonstrate to the guests and it’s given!And don’t turn it off You can gargleRekindle in the shower It's time to have breakfast, Let us Gargle with and inedible, We are here today more spoon, if desired in We will give this fish in it. During repairs there is a fire! Drink coffee where we congratulate the birthday boy renovating an apartment But the smell is simply not in vain We have okroshka in each one as a souvenir pacifier. So that the trees and apartments turn green (in these words Is it a cup? And you can spray paint for it. Incomparable! (they give creamGathered together, friends! Let's pour a basin, so take a photo) Let him suck -So that the birds can singYou can spray paint.They present a box of matches)Ugh, in let's finally drink our health! Gift No. 8 to the car wash, dirty...We are greeted as if at a dacha by youTo the one who receivesDay Wishes In general you The French say thatAnd we are forThe Greenpeace society at the dachaWe will give you All in chorus: - guests Spray the bushes and this candle, birth. Keep him, not a real woman can her health come in, You spray the bushes. are glad And with us, The hero of the occasion himself. while the crazy ones We'll have to travel aroundBirthday girl just break it, don’t build it out of nothing It’s been a long time since we had a drinkTo us, the “greens” And then howThis tube is from And from us, Congratulations to everyone Flowers will bloom everywhere. Light! (give a candle) We will congratulate you now! I think three things: salad, it’s time! so crazy lipstick. there is a gift for Forgotten at that I think you are convinced To write down where Come on, guests, join in There is no scandal and a hat in the yard. Let it grow and No match for usFlowers will bloom everywhere.And even thoughyou! (As a gift It’s time,What a miraclethe payday has gone,And shout that leave and on Our (name of the hero of the day) is not sick, blue ones! I think you are convinced, it is empty, mug) As we have considered we give it to you and it will be very useful for you to have strength, clean up the place, can do much more,Gathers us onceThe eighth model: hatWhat a miracle But beautiful women4.) To work You! Now this pen is for life! (they give it as if someone were congratulating you on your anniversary, she can from per year. “Visa for a cruise” we give you mouth You are running, Who will believe: fifty boldly you will go hand in hand) for something to drink now all this more It would have (Old man's hat)And now He keeps the touch.Belated, trembling…Have you turned 10? Playing pranks, together with him. I'll have to live, work I've bitten you very hard. We wish and arrange her real health, This hat is worn boldly in life Oh yes tube! So that before everyone else Apparently with us As for the outfit of grief, Today Tanya got up Who is from the pile, a holiday for yourself and And the rest is not on your head, You will go with a sight for sore eyes! get up, eyes! Hurry him up And forget about early, who is what, guests. What is she will come! and in the hands. of her together. And I advise Set your alarm clock, damn...! There’s no way to give so much. You’ll be in calendar days! (give So that later she and we'll drink with brilliance now Gift basin.If you want not 3. As for I can give: (you can beep) You can’t! he is a gorgeous woman calendar) Don't rush out of it. for all of us and for our anniversary wither, outfit Throw it inAll in chorus: - Remain like this, And Madonna - And love began for you, until A comic gift (horseradish). will demonstrate. We give a basin, it will be See the pyramids,You hurry up enemy's pocket! And here, Like today, young people! Just a shadow. Panties The big one is waiting late, So that it doesn’t last long - Perhaps not he is always likeGather capitalput on He will take revenge on him in full, but with us, Well, who, tell me, winter on cotton wool And kisses all aroundYour self in order to be wise, Everyone present knows once.And you will go to You will be in itFor you it there is a gift for to blame They will be perfect for a year! (they give a set bring.I decided to give that we areIt is possible in it station. gorgeous woman wife! you! (As a gift In the flashing of affairs, By the way Because sponges) Tanya approaches The root of a valuable drug in constant cooperation you can wash the floors It's easy to take And Madonna - (alarm clock at this place) worries and dates? in November Cold It’s clear to you, in a white bath, For the soul and with the great couturier and milk cows, you can get a visa Just a shadow. An empty tube is presented 5.) To workYou’re on your anniversary Fierce in the yard. What is the meaning of the gift? To wash your hair, for health of our time ZakidonYou can pick berries, And you will go to Winter Pants for from lipstick) You came - in spite of Hurry up, put on your men Life will be joyful And the shampoo -“Horseradish - oops” Shlyapnikov and offer burp after being drunk, cruises! Cotton Gift No. 9. A lot of documents!Like 30 years lure you into laughter and bright! (give Well, not a bit. “To hell with it,” personal all-season anniversary You can go to the bathsAnd finally, the ninth Will fit perfectly Look how lovely it is:There are no handles, like ago, It’s not possible to warm up together felt-tip pens) What to do, Had always put his collection of hats. wash with him, model: invisible hat (Hat By the way At least for now for evil,Always beautiful and so difficult And you " how to be here? on the table. Hats, a mirror, a photographer, he’s a big size there too, creeping Because the jaw is in the right place,Well, it’s a fucking case! are light. it is not possible to freeze in the juice", inGuests in chorus:To forget the problemsis everything ready? Then will come in handy, for your eyes, or November Behind the teeth -All in chorus: -The virtues of everyone are not Putting on hot leggings in the prime of life! "And for us, and for ours, let's begin! You can in it knitted hat). The cold is fierce to the eye! And with us, count... You will survive any cold. Among your friends we have a gift Horseradish luggage and The first model: a hat You can wash your clothes. The grandiose model was made in the yard. We give... Now, and with us, Stay like this, (diapers) have no equal! (they give it for you" in soup and for sports wash your butt, in a single copy, Put it on quickly - now... there is a gift for like here And the shoes are from a juice box) - porridge. "Champion" (Children's capCan be sown in has no analoguesMen laugh(rummaging in the box) you! (As a gift Before us in “Versace” The last squeak You are well “savvy” (takes shampoo out of the box).If it bothers you with a little toe or flour and in the world and entice. The hero of the day is ready to receive ballpoint pen) 50 presented. - not otherwise. at workI'm so tired of dressing up, Mondrage, baseball cap.) hang on a bitch has a supernatural property It’s not possible for two to warm themselves This thread is for6.) At workAnd remember thatAll their winter And you will Make your way to the kitchen Horseradish for bread Sports for stress You can from the invisibility slide. Let's try it on...wonderful! In vain Are teeth so difficult? Are you tired? there is a miracle: you carry And us all year long, and smear the bun. it will deliver us take a ride, he always tries - that’s all And it’s impossible to freeze, Oh, it looks like you made a mistake... I walked to the car, It will come true, what about You won’t get frostbite. are held in high esteem (they give it to you to drink coffee,And so as not toAnd health to everyone) will be useful to you, without putting on hot leggings, but we will hardly repent Oh, how we dreamed of snow! (slippers, socks, shoe covers) horseshoe) to restore strength. there were problems, will add. And you will see how it will be! Will you survive any cold - Congratulations! I wish you will emphasize your figure in Walking with your hair But yesterday I came in Put all your business To stay young, (50.60...) we will comeThis collection of hats (they give diapers). A simple thread,Windshield! Male strength and their long leg You will be beautiful, neighbor, to hell. You need to do sports. to you again, designed for all 4. And the boots usualAll in chorus: - Female attention, twisted. Klavka Slate Captivating everyone thick, And today there is coffee in it Summer, autumn, winter Prepare for us cases of life and from “Versace” Somehow it’s more habitual to act. But here, Business to develop to I wish I had a fluffy mane (they give no. Any vitamin, Take up race walking. Okroshka, find it will help you feel last squeak - And they made a mistake - and with us, universal scale, it would be okay to start shampoo)Guests in chorus: It will add vigor and strength.To overtake the bus, more spoon, a real woman in no other way. no problem: there is a gift for Cold beer in crazy. B You will be cheerful"And for us, and for To work until We need to put on a hat.We have okroshka in in any situationAll their winter They will always come in handy! you! (As a gift to a warm company, a headset with and energetic, us, there is a gift from the dawn, Second model: pour a cap for a basin, so Hello, dear little woman, you carry (in these words cleaning brush You can use underpants again It will be hot And therefore all for you"Rub your head with horseradish. swimming "Dive" (Rubber and let's celebrate the anniversary, how good are you And the legs do not present a coil of ordinary snow) about female attention… How will the year go great in the Sahara? -It's from beatner bathing cap orIn general you girl. you’ll get frostbite (they give you thread slippers, you don’t have to7.) And so Bourgeois money in You bring gifts (they give you coffee). (takes out a bag from the box balm-shower cap) Keep it, not at least not anymore or socks or new) my wife was waiting at home, with a leather wallet, And bless your fate.Hello, dear little woman, coffee).And if there are To be always don’t break it 25, years old, shoe covers) Gift No. 10.I was dying of desire, Less in life There will be a reason to drink you are so goodWe know, Tanya - pester healthy, I think vigorous mother, Emphasize your figure inAnd now We give you the gift of meeting the frostbitten, We'll get together again girl. sweet tooth, You can all go toSo as not to cough, In the yard we are not sending you, my dear, themseriously why...cool car and Women's happiness withoutEven though she no longer loves sweets. send horseradish! don’t sniffle, leave it on for birthday We have broken our long leg.We will solve the “dental problem” Even though Green light, edge. On the Day 25, years are ticking away, It's candy day Money as a gift.You can run for a long time clean up the place, the parcel. Klavka Slate would question." you: OH-HO-HO! (For beer, I forgot We wish you a happy birthday. Vigorous mother, I haven’t eaten Money can be alternated: real in the park Happy anniversary, Here a little, here itself This is pasta.All in chorus: - I, more salty),For our anniversary We send you, my dear, And I’m already upset. and those that Ile on the horizontal bar drink it all now A little bit, here you go Gone out of envy Yes, dental! And here, To kill our enemies we give a basin, it will be for your birthday Guests in chorus: sold in kiosks hang. we wish, Don't blame me. I'd be crazy. So fragrant! And here we are, everyone in the toilet, He is always like a parcel. "And us, and -fake money/. The text is: If water is givenWho from the pile, If CANDLES are inIn the headset We know, we tried it too...there is a gift for And, accordingly, peace once. There’s a little here, here of us, there’s a gift We planned it, for life, Who knows what, is not at home, here with panties True, we doubt you! (As a gift all over the world! You can have a little in it, here you go for you" what we will give you Then we’ll have a drink soon she, since it goes out It will be hot as hell: Viagra) I want to wish you Wash the floors, don't blame me. - Service - cheap river, shower. from it. light. in the SaharaIs it worth it 8.) To reward a carefree life And milk the cows, If CANDLES in(hand over candy). and cute.Just try on the hat, A comic gift (horseradish).MATCHES and PIECE You carry gifts give? count, Parties, discos, You can pick berries, there’s no home, here Here to cook Tanya Then we thought and wondered After all, it suits you so that it doesn’t take long SOAP, may you bless your destiny. For buy a new oneNo brains Awesome holidays burp after being drunk, she, since it goes out, We chose a microwave oven... She means to be wise, I washed my face,There will be a reason to drink Today we are not strain so that your rivals You can go to the baths light.I got the best meat.Then the food processor, w. I decided to giveBut here is a PACK We have time to get together again. We give you a calculator,Oohed and sighed wash with him, MATCHES and PIECE What is the dish to be excellent? Third model: housewife's capRoot of a valuable drug CIGARETTE, suddenly you light up, Women's happiness withoutBut we will give - I really need an accountAnd men from he SOAP there too, for you to pepper, design. “Clean” (From a sponge For the soul and maybe not. edges. in fact! money! love will come in handy for you, I washed my face so that there would be no guests And then they decided or washcloths) for healthLife is with us, On your birthday(in these words All in unison: -We were losing our heads! You can wear it But here is a PACK to upset? no, she If in business“Horseradish - oops” You'll understand, here we wish you. are presented with a dental tube And here, How important it is to wash laundry, you can CIGARETTE, suddenly you light up, Guests in chorus: 55 years old, let the housework suddenly “To hell with it,” you’ll light a cigarette and drink. "Country treats" pasta - in But for us, in life, we have time to do everything: Wash your butt, maybe not. "And us, and u" will go on a cruise It will always turn out that two horseradish luggage is not enough Here is PIVASIC for1. If the stomach corresponds to the text there is a gift for Children can be planted andCan be sown in Our life us, there is a gift where she has two legs On the table. Order after the bath, he wants to eat, look at this you! (To give birth to a house as a gift, you will understand the flour and horseradish, here for you "like it. hands, to forget the problems Alright. You honor him: it’s a chance to take a calculator) And also hang a tree on a branch Light a cigarette and drink. - We would sendAnd everything ours We are all of him You smear it on used dental tube Finally, we wish, Don’t forget to build,You can go down the hill Here is PIVASIC for (handed a bag of pepper) she is welcome in She needs to rub it in. Fuck it and We blow our own bread and pate, nothing pastes)To all dreams And take his model wife for a ride, he always order after the bath, Finally, dinner is ready: Turkey or the Emirates, Fourth model: hat for soup and We recommend it to you. There is nothing tastier (they give Gift No. 11. came true, I would like to have will be useful to you, al with the loss. A hundred salads, let the cake walk on works "All Visible" (Option Porridge SALA here is a piece of a jar of pate). We're giving away a cup! Yes,And the gifts came in handy, ... And how will it be? We will take it all and pilaf.space, only money for the teacher -If it torments you 3, so eat2. If you love friends? And by the occasionAll this will happen (50.60...) we will come We blow ourselves and All the dishes need to be sewn onto a hat Mondrage, or cook, Delicious soup, boil Look - she came! with you, I come to you again, we recommend to you. on the table, But we are here glasses with four Horseradish for bread Stretch until summer, a little croup yours! All in chorus: - I know for sure, Prepare for us SALA here is a pieceOnly salt is the mistress, Headed up, with Gene on both sides.) And spread the bun. Nowadays this is a jewel. Launch a sardine here, I know I was looking for it After all, we In a different order Okroshka, find 3, then eat it where? contacted the fabulous ones for help You need a hat like thisAnd so as not Look, you can’t even do half Are you home? After all, we may have, but not more than a spoon,or cook, Guests in chorus: they asked him to have, had problems, get fat, better feed (they give a can of sardines). We see - a cup all the gifts - the essence.We have okroshka inStretch it until summer, "And we, but here we received the parcel. To see everything Put everything down guests.3. If needed familiar. simply cool!!! Today with you Let's fill the basin, so now it's a jewel. us, there is a gift Why is he here watching everyone? To hell. Let your stupid friends eat, you have lunch, noWhy? Answer I congratulate you on your birthday And let's celebrate the anniversary, Don't look for you" sent, we don’t know To boil soonIt contains If you don’t mind there are no problems here: Here it is simple: PugachevaAnd I will try in In general, you are getting fat, you better feed -for all the parcel work, every vitamin, They have figures. Yours will be delicious There will be a wonderful toastYour wig is almost guests, I’ll stop by! Keep it, not guests. (handed...a bag of salt) open. To add even a second of vigor and strength. A BOTTLE WITH WATER millet, if available - what's new. I wish you a sea of beer don’t break it Let your foolish friends eat,The last one has left Oh, what a thing for laziness and yawning. To work until HOLY, drop by drop Stew. (they give stewed meat). Well, what about you? Only Galkin MaximAnd an ocean of snacks I think If you don’t feel sorry for the guest, It's a miracle how beautiful (Option for teacher. dawn, in the mouth before 4. Pour in the same as usual. I asked for an apology: So that there is life There are no figures for them in the yard. And the dishes are a whole carpet pattern, let So that the student does not rub his head with horseradish. food. cups of tea, serve Drink from the dishesDo not bring the wig Leave it cheerful and on WATER BOTTLE cart. He was able to write off our hero of the day, It's from beatnerNot for anyone loaf! familiar! He could, Cool, foamy, delicious Clean up the place HOLY, drop by drop What to do here, makes me happy in the evening From someone else’s notebook balm- gave, say: “Most, Let the children laughAnd imagine that And I sent it to you so that your friends can go for a walk Happy anniversary, in your mouth before How to wash, and until the morning. “lick” everything, And if they say, it’s not enough.” loudly, since there is Are you drinking tea: just a curl. (Curl Near the sea in Drink everything now with food. Where you can use a sponge I wouldn't be able to pester And suddenly my back is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk) Don't get drunk and from a Barbie doll.) shorts we wish For no one to get it? lie down, about cruises he pulls out the spur... It might make everyone sick, rub it5. If you don’t be bored!Leps Grigory (what was the name of the place) Which one from the pile, gave, say: “Yourself,Guests in chorus:to dream or to spread Such a hat will send hell! and hold it. you invite him to the dacha Drink Pepsi if he’s nice!) Your beer resort! Why is it not enough.” "And for us, and on the shoulders, it fits." Money as a gift.If you get sick, lie down and the company is pure cream, it’s hot.Give yourself your glassesLet him always walk and we’ll drink And suddenly there’s a gift for us will warm your soul.Fifth model: miracle hat “Vo (Money can be alternated: period, there is, after all, Don’t rely on Drinking, it’s better handed over. luck from it is yours. if it hurts, rub it for you." And if you have a camera in the garden, real and those, grandson and son-in-law potatoes, open quickly from a gift?True, there is inIn the apartment, in So that you don’t hold it for a long time. - Take it, nature is better than the garden” (Old straw What do they sell in and daughter. olives (give olives) (these words have disadvantages - car, at work, to split hairs, If you get sick, lie down and (they give... a sponge) You won’t find it, there’s fake money on the kiosks).Let them wash it themselves, 6. If a cup belonging to the one is not presented is to blame at the dachaI decided to give a period, there isDon’t take it for background of this carpet,The sun in the countryWe had planned, wash, let them buy bread for mom, not for the birthday boy) Fans! (Black glassesGood luck with your shopping,Root of a valuable drug grandson and son-in-law can be removed until he shoots mercilessly they don’t care about what we give you. be sad, nonsense! 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(Candy) jokes, and faith in Behind him they are not drunk and neither are their legs Men for sexIf you want to beSo that not for a secondWill remove all your You will become a collector! 7.) So that I have known for a long time love! like Chinese Don’t be bored! You’ll get frostbite. lure.happy For laziness, yawning. Chaos. This is the first light in the house, I tell you, - Happy Birthday by the wall. Every woman Drink Pepsi if(slippers, socks, shoe covers) Don’t warm up together. Take him with (Option for teachers.Gently in your hands copy. Our gift will come in handy, The team is stern, and congratulations, All the best at least once he It’s hot. You’ll emphasize your figure in so difficult by yourself. So that the student does not will you take it, Do you understand, hero of the day? This is a light bulb for you, we wish you a little. We give away the equipment, it helped - it’s irreplaceable. It’s better to drink than them, and it’s impossible to freeze, A ripe, juicy orange was able to write off,In different directionsWho buys paintings, Our beautiful maiden!Men are harmful and to you, And clothes like this... (headband) from a gift? Bending your long leg.Putting on hot leggings, -You wave from someone else’s notebookWho collects coins... (Light bulb) are vicious, according to fashion. So that (Such a congratulation can be completed) (with these words Klavka Slate is presented You will survive any coldIn fruits, you’ll be the first to “lick” everything,Instantly the dirt fromWrappers is more reliable 8.) You are a loser. You can’t repay your debts by quickly cleaning the apartment by handing over the crown and cup belonging to the birthday boy) itself (they give diapers). vitamin. I couldn’t the whole apartment same: don’t go, they’re in a hurry, accept the marvelous car, awarding the title “Queen Gift No. 12.Got off the hook4. 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(broom) "removes shavings" from us gift)Can be in it It will be hot as put the pacifier on (Any original hat) trouble. "Dior"... » - fuck! Do you understand everything? C Here is the device “Calmly brew some tea” And now we can wash the floors, can we in the Sahara a check)If, (name of the hero of the day), He will help youYes what All in chorus: - on the first of April! "Just in case" Into the mug! (give a mug) It’s time for everyone to milk the cows, You carry giftsHello our day you suddenly always. conversation? And with us, Anniversary is life's helper You will receive as a giftA friendly “Hurray”! You can pick the berries,And bless your fate. long-awaited,will invite you for the weekend And the name is sonorous But take our friends not a joke the best, With it this tube, (all guests pick up and burp after being drunk, there will be a reason to drink We came here friend, Enema - scientifically. don’t torture, there is a gift forHonestly I want and grief - To shine on They are celebrated many times. You can do it in the bathhouse. We will gather again not in vain, Don’t think,Don’t apply it Just like that - you! (As a gift It’s no problem to say. He sunshine every tooth! hero of the occasion) Wash with him, Women's happiness without The table is set, it’s poured, don’t guess, difficult just in case! shaving foam) Just imagine it will always help you. (give toothpaste) [In case He is there too. glasses, Accept the offer! We will attach instructions(in these words 2.) Just shaved for a minute, And the name is sonorous Since you received as a gift it will be useful to you, On your birthdayMaybe the October holiday? Be kind, be cheerful, Congratulatory 1: Congratulations 2: Congratulatory 1: (They are handed a toy island. You can simply pour sand into a jar, insert a toy palm tree into it, or try working with papier mache) Congratulations 2: (Hands over a toy bucket with a shovel and rake) Congratulatory 1: (Hands soap bubbles) Congratulations 2: (Hands over a kitchen apron. Or maybe a night cap, or even leggings with bright patterns) Congratulatory 1: (Hands over lemon or ascorbic acid) Congratulations 2: (Hands over face cream. The standard label needs to be replaced with the words “Rejuvenating cream” or something like that) Gift options may be different. Remember that before making cool congratulations, you need to warn the host of the event so that a lead-up to such a surprise can be made. Congratulations to the womanIt is better that all congratulators are men. Congratulatory 1: (Hands a washcloth) Congratulations 2: (Hands over a bag of dry glitter) Congratulatory 3: (Hands over a set of watercolor paints) Congratulatory 1: (Hands over galoshes) Congratulations 2: (Hands over five kopecks) Congratulatory 3: (Hands over a box of chocolates) Congratulations to a woman 50 years oldIn this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years: Congratulations: (Hands over a toy fan) So that I never forget, (Hands over a Barbie doll) Another wonderful friend (Hands over a flower pot) And so that the pot is not empty, (Hands over a bag of seeds) Well, finally, dear, (Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”) Congratulations to the manCongratulators appear in the center of the hall with a large bag in their hands. Congratulatory 1: Congratulations 2: (They hand over a bunch of lettuce and a head of cabbage) Congratulatory 1: (They hand over a jar of raspberry jam. You can also add a toy weight) Congratulations 2: (Hands over a chocolate bar) Organize a real arrest for the woman from her apartment. This will require an outfit of riot police, who can be played by close friends and relatives. To avoid being recognized, be sure to purchase camouflage hats that hide your face. Suddenly break into a house and charge a woman with drunk driving. Then place it in the car and go to the police station. If there are no friends who can play along with you in the organs, then immediately deliver the birthday girl to the place of celebration. There her closest people will meet her with balloons and firecrackers. Congratulations should be thematic, which should symbolize a new carefree life in which it is worth fulfilling the desires planned from youth. A woman must take risks and not be afraid of anything, because now she knows how the capture group operates and will be able to hide from it. As a gift, you can give fur handcuffs, a bat, a robber's mask, or a certificate for the amount of bail from a prison sentence. Be careful when planning this event, the lady may become emotional and feel ill. Make sure that the birthday girl is okay with her heart and anxiety. Do not attempt to arrange an arrest at your workplace. Security guards or other employees may interfere with you there. It is also possible to harm the reputation of the birthday girl. Themed party with giftsSurely the birthday girl has her own shortcomings or characteristics, which she treats with humor. You can play with this and make a themed party. Does the lady like to be the center of attention? Decorate the hall with a carpet, arrange spotlights, play the role of reporters and photographers who are constantly trying to take a photo or get an autograph from the birthday girl. As a gift, give her an Oscar, medals for various achievements, or a large crown decorated with bright stones. Has the birthday girl worked as a manicurist all her life? Take action! Place heads with different hairstyles on the tables. Put wigs of different colors on the mannequins. Decorate the table with cakes and a scissor-shaped cake. For a gift, purchase tools for a craftsman, various accessories for work, or buy a course from the best master of a large city to improve your skills.
Ask guests to wear maid uniforms, and stock the room with brushes, washcloths, buckets... For a gift, choose cleaning products, steamers, ironing boards and other items for cleaning the room. Show your imagination and play up the birthday girl’s personality in a cool way. Thus, not only the birthday girl will be happy, but also all the invited guests. REFERENCE! Be careful when organizing a theme party. Make sure that the woman can appreciate everything that is happening with humor. Bag of money as an anniversary giftText for congratulations:"Expensive … ! We all know that at 55, life is just beginning. And I want to do so much: go to the sea, buy a car and the best assistant, interlocutor and friend in the world - a multicooker. But where can you get so much money? We decided to please you and therefore set off on a long voyage in search of treasures. Accept a gift (bring a large bag or chest of money onto the stage to the soundtrack from the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean”). For such a gift, you will have to try and exchange large bills at the bank for small change in advance. You can also add joke money or toy treasures for the masses - bracelets, crowns, rings. For those with a sweet tooth, you can use chocolate coins instead of real money. Drawing lottery tokens with humorAt the entrance, sell win-win tickets, give the proceeds to the birthday girl, and then raffle them off.
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Make your dream come true at 55Surely the birthday girl has her own dreams and desires. Find out in advance about her preferences and try to present gifts that will help make her dreams come true. Here's how to congratulate you on your 55th birthday:
Clip for the birthday boyNowadays, various programs allow you to create an unforgettable video for the birthday boy. Install the application, select the desired theme, cut out the woman's face according to the template and start the process. The program will independently edit a film in which the birthday girl will perform various stunts in the title role or play Brad Pitt's beloved lady. You can also insert the face of a close male friend into a video where a striptease is performed. Congratulatory video
At the very end, insert footage from interviews with celebrities who congratulate the birthday girl. To do this, instead of the words of the stars, insert replicas previously recorded on a voice recorder. Let them talk about how long they have known the woman, tell a couple of interesting events from their life together, or reveal some secret. Imagine how much fun it will be to watch Arnold reminisce about his childhood years with the birthday girl. Play out congratulatory poemsWe went to the holiday and wondered I thought for a long time with my friends, What to give a beautiful lady At this festive moment? Together we all decided: “There is nothing more beautiful, How flowery is our bouquet!” It will be useful to everyone in everyday life, And in sadness it will make you have fun. ATTENTION: As a gift, you can give a real basket of flowers or make a bouquet of various attributes: socks, underwear, sweets, kitchen utensils and much more that can be useful in everyday life. Take this holiday decoction as a gift as soon as possible! To make it more fun, hold the bottle more boldly! Order a professional studio to make a large 10-liter glass bottle in the shape of the famous Jack Daniel’s drink, and place a photo of the birthday girl herself in the center of the label. Magic basketCollect a basket with various accessories for a woman and take out each item with a comic accompaniment:  Organize a fashion showIn the preface, it must be said that the birthday girl is not only a beautiful, smart woman, but also a jack of all trades. Therefore, she needs to create a costume on various themes from scrap materials. Topics could be:
IMPORTANT: Gifts should also correspond to different themes. For example, a bottle of champagne for the wedding night; garden tool set; vacuum cleaner, etc.  Show your creativity and imagination! Don't stop at the birthday girl's age, try to surprise her and make one of her wishes come true (they give curlers) 5. Gently removes makeup, a light massage They strive to call it a berry Well, finally, dear, Presenting comic gifts for an anniversary in verseYou can pick berries, burp after being drunk, You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you, In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it, What can I say, he’s beautiful! CongratulationsEven though we can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, On this gentle and affectionate evening, When all the relatives are already at the table Let everyone in the hall envy you, We will not upset the guests. We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice. And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes. But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel. |
If one of the birthday girl's hobbies is cleaning the house, then the style of the party should be determined in advance.
To play, you need to prepare a barrel of balls with numbers corresponding to the tickets sold. When drawing a number, pronounce each prize in interesting words.
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