The New Year is rushing towards us, and very soon we will gather at a generous table to meet 2019 - the Yellow Earth Pig (Boar). According to tradition, many prepare congratulations to relatives and friends with the best wishes of good luck, health and prosperity. So, cool funny toasts for the New Year 2019 can be prepared for a festive feast with relatives or a corporate party at work. Raising a glass to the health of the boss, it would be appropriate to make a beautiful toast of an “official” nature. We have selected many New Year's toasts in verse and prose - old and new, short and long drinking speeches. Undoubtedly, among the many options presented, you will find exactly those sincere words that will be remembered by all those present at the holiday.

New Year's corporate party is a great opportunity to have fun from the heart in the circle of your own team, to exchange mutual congratulations. So, during a feast, it is customary to make toasts on behalf of colleagues and company executives, expressing the most sincere wishes for the New Year. We bring to your attention cool toasts for the New Year of the Pig 2019 to beautifully congratulate employees on the upcoming holiday. Having picked up some cool funny toasts in verse and prose from those offered below, you will pleasantly surprise all the participants of the corporate party. For the New Year, for the new happiness!

A selection of cool toasts for the New Year corporate party - 2019

Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year, I want to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any riches. But if someone decides to buy them - bargain to the last!

The Year of the Dog says goodbye to the world under a volley of fireworks, which means that the time has come for the arrival of the next symbol - the Yellow Pig. May happiness, success and prosperity come to all my colleagues during this period. I really want to believe that 2019 will be the beginning of career achievements and unexpected financial achievements for all of us. Let the boss appreciate us, and let the salary increase. Happy holidays!

Let's drink to this New Year!

For the Pig that will come to us!

Let's drink for a festive whiskey!

Happy January!

So that it's easy for us to retire,

Do not go away in ninety years!

We drink for beer, we drink for vodka,

Good wiring!

Cheers to Santa Claus!

In order not to catch a splinter!

We drink to a festive potion,

Did not send us a hangover!

Let's raise a glass to that

So that the accumulated emergency,

Leave 100% in the past

To live and live luxuriously!

To reserve energy,

Started dancing with us!

So that the strength of the spirit dances

She didn't leave us on New Year's Eve!

Pour, drink and pour again!

Don't forget to wave for the New Year!

For the good, crazy Piglet!

Let him push all sorrows aside!

This toast is for the initiative!

For something to fool around, for the prospect!

Let everyone here understand us today

And the native photo report will not burn!

Come on, what's there? Vodka or cognac!

Willingly drink for a festive mess!

Short funny funny toasts for the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar)

Many are looking forward to the New Year to plunge into the unique atmosphere of the holiday. Indeed, since childhood, an indestructible faith in miracles, the fulfillment of wishes made for the New Year, lives in our hearts. Therefore, we address our most sincere congratulations to our relatives, friends and colleagues - in the form of postcards, SMS, table toasts. Here you will find funny cool toasts for the New Year of the Pig (Boar) 2019, which you can safely say in the company of loved ones. Such short toasts are easy to remember and are suitable for any celebration - be it a New Year's corporate party, friendly gatherings or a gala dinner with relatives.

Texts of short funny and cool toasts for the New Year

Let's drink to the magic

For miracles, for joy and for happiness,

For the fact that the world rule is good,

For the fact that we always live in wealth!

Happy New Year, congratulations,

I wish you happiness, joy.

Santa Claus for the New Year,

Let him carry a bag of money.

Year of the Yellow Pig
Not a flaw on the table
Olivier and fur coat
It will be a fruitful year!
We fill the glasses
To become even richer
In pockets to rustle
The houses flourished!

New Year is coming
Joy awaits us all!
Let's fill our glasses
So that everything is enough for everyone!
Raise them lengthwise
Let's drink for the country!

I raise my glass
For those who were waiting for me at home
When he came home from work
My family hearth, kept!
All this past old year
And now, we meet a new one, so far without worries!

Old toasts for the New Year - texts for the festive feast

From time immemorial, table toasts had a "sacred" symbolic character - it was believed that all wishes would come true. Following the tradition, many today prepare beautiful toasts for the New Year in order to respect a loved one, friend, leader in a festive atmosphere. On our pages you can see examples of old toasts for the festive feast in honor of the New Year 2019 - an excellent choice of congratulations. Each of our toasts is imbued with joy and warmth, which will certainly leave a deep imprint in the heart of the addressee.

Examples of old table toasts for the New Year 2019

Life is like a New Year's garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. Well, if one thing does not work out for a person, everything falls out of hand. So let's drink so that the garland of bright events in our life shimmers with all colors and never burns out! For not burning out next year!

One wise man said:
“The most amazing thing about a person is
that he often mourns over his lost fortune,
and that his life passes, he does not grieve.
Let's drink to bright and
Enjoy every day of the New Year!

The New Year is a holiday of contrast: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but at home it’s sunny, fun, warm, the Christmas tree is smart, the table is festive. We wish this contrast to be carried through the whole year, and no matter how the winds and snowstorms rage, no matter how uncomfortable it is around, it was always sunny and warm in the soul!

Meeting the New Year is always a summing up of the old. But no matter how the experience is comprehended, its highest philosophy is simple and boils down to one phrase: “Live and rejoice!” Let's drink to the joys that life gives us!

According to popular belief, there are moments when the wishes expressed aloud are fulfilled. These are the first minutes of the New Year, when we look to the future with hidden hopes and desires. May our problems be resolved in the new year, we will gain strength, get rid of ailments. For the fulfillment of our desires, for all that is good, inspiring and beautiful. For our happy future! Happy New Year with a new happiness!

Sincere toasts in prose and poetry for the New Year for corporate parties, family, friends

With the approach of the New Year of the Pig 2019, a special spirit of revival and the upcoming holiday reigns in every home. Choosing a beautiful Christmas tree, compiling a menu, decorating a house - there is so much to do by New Year's Eve. In addition, it is important not to lose sight of the preparation of gifts and beautiful congratulations with best wishes to relatives and friends. And now, when the festive table is laid and everyone raised their glasses, it's time to make a toast or a small table speech. Of course, not everyone has the gift of words in order to "on the move", without preparation, hit the listeners to the heart. For such an occasion, we have prepared sincere toasts for the New Year in verse and prose, with which you can originally congratulate employees at a corporate party, family members, friends. Each toast, said with soul, carries the energy of goodness, positive and peace - please your loved ones with such a New Year's gift.

How to sincerely say a toast at a feast in honor of the New Year 2019

The brightest, most fabulous holiday in the world has come, which resonates with special melodies in the hearts of children and adults, generously showering people all over the world with goodness and joy, fun and laughter, and most importantly - faith in a miracle. And so I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart a special, magical mood in the New Year so that you approach every undertaking with inspiration, strength and energy. Let amazingly wonderful events await you at any turn of Fate that will bring you and your family prosperity, well-being, and confidence in the future. Good health and simple human happiness! Happy New Year!

The New Year is a holiday of contrast: it’s frost, snow, dark outside, but at home it’s sunny, fun, warm, the Christmas tree is smart, the table is festive.
We wish this contrast to be carried through the whole year, and no matter how the winds and snowstorms rage, no matter how uncomfortable it is around, it was always sunny and warm in the soul!

Happy New Year with a new happiness,
I wish everyone wealth
I wish you all kindness
Realize your dreams!

I'll drink to the magic
And all will be well,
And everything will be positive
We will all live happily!

Let's drink to magic
For miracles, for joy and for happiness,
For good to rule the world,
So that we always live in wealth!

For the New Year, which is like a blank slate,
For the fact that all dreams come true soon,
So that old and fragile bridges
Always only remained in the past!

Pig year - a great year! All good things will come!
Let him give a lot of laughter, And in all matters of success!
I wish everyone to reach great heights this year!
Wherever we are, I wish to be surprised!
And let every moment cheer you up!

Short and long toasts for the New Year of the Pig (Boar) 2019 are a traditional part of any feast, a great opportunity to congratulate family and friends on the most magical holiday. In our collection there are many cool funny toasts for corporate parties and friendly gatherings in honor of the New Year. In addition, old and new soulful toasts in verse and prose are presented here to pleasantly surprise and please everyone who is dear to your heart. Happy New Year 2019!

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and an article prohibiting the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On the administrative responsibility of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products” (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , item 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan On Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Administrative Offenses of Ukraine provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the manufacture and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage without the purpose of sale of apparatus * for its production.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Paragraph No. 1 states: “Production by individuals of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the indicated drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

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On the eve of the celebration of the year of the White Rat, traditional workplace events will take place, so you should prepare toasts for the New corporate party in advance in order to adequately congratulate colleagues. In most cases, a comic form is acceptable, but depending on the type of activity, humor may differ. For example, not every team will be enthusiastic about jokes about “rat behavior” and similar common expressions and hints. For this reason, it is important to choose the right toast so as not to end up in an uncomfortable position.

When writing or selecting such small congratulatory texts for a corporate party, it is recommended to follow simple rules:

1. the toast should not be offensive to one, group (department) or all employees;
2. do not mention topical problems in New Year's greetings;
3. it is better to check playful texts by telling several colleagues and make sure that they are 100% hit;
4. if in doubt, it is better to choose traditional and wishes (a lot also depends on the presentation);
5. it is better to have two or three backup options in case the chosen toast fails or, conversely, success and the wishes of the team to give you the floor one more time.

New Year's Eve is a solemn and fun event. It can be spoiled if you make vulgar or trivial toasts in a state of extreme intoxication. You also need to know the rules of etiquette:

I don't drink alcohol! Non-drinkers should not refuse to make a toast. Etiquette allows you to give a speech with a raised glass of water. If you are with friends or family, you can use soda or juice.

New Year's toasts in the year 2020 of the White Rat

I wish you all a New Year
Be bold like a pig:
Take women immediately into circulation,
Without further ado and straight to the point!

Squeal and grunt wildly wildly,
Meet this New Year with fun,
Celebrate the holiday famously, famously,
And not to suffer from a hangover ...

I will always say a good toast
You pour a glass fuller.
For drinking everything to the bottom,
We didn't turn into pigs!

It's good to walk carelessly
Drink champagne boldly!
Getting drunk is not funny
To drink in moderation!

Raise a glass to progress
Mind, soul unity,
And so that in the world forever
Eradicate all rats!

Let happiness be a full trough!
Good luck rat to everyone without measure!
Let the ladies be open to everyone!
Cavaliers will be active!

Let the pig squeal of delight
You publish from love!
Behave like a beast
Everywhere, always so that they can!

Increases large and without bargaining
Let the employer add
Morality will not last long
And let the working day reduce!

For the unity of the sexes! -
I tell a toast to everyone openly,
Love, let the door be open
For all the mice and rats!

I wish you all a New Year
Drink the most noble drinks,
And let the whole year pass
In valiant, pleasant parties!

When Santa Claus made a Snowman, he had some snow left and he asked what else he needed. The snowman could not answer the question, the wise creator gave him a snowball and invited him to blind himself what he sees fit. I raise this glass to the fact that each of us has the opportunity to independently build our lives.

Everything in life has its own color and the more colors, the brighter and happier the picture of life is. The monochrome version with white and black stripes is, of course, a classic, but in this case it has gone out of fashion forever. Let's drink to the rainbow colors of our lives and bright events!

From cheerful, carefree and dreaming children, serious and boring adults have grown. I wish that each of us will always remember this child and sometimes trust him with the reins of our lives. Let it be infrequent, but these moments will be the most memorable.

Once a sage was asked if he really believed in the power of a horseshoe hanging over his door. To which he replied that a horseshoe brings happiness, regardless of whether he believes in it or not. Let's drink to good luck! May she accompany us through life, even when we have lost faith in her.

The proposed New Year's toasts for 2020 are mostly suitable for corporate parties, family holidays and friendly gatherings.

Beautiful phrases for a corporate party in prose

Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year, I want to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any riches. But if someone decides to buy them - bargain to the last!

In the New Year with new forces, with new ideas, with new goals. But I would like to grab at least something from last year, so I suggest taking with you: experience, company traditions, a friendly and responsible team, as well as a charge of positive and cheerfulness with which we are now seeing off the old year.

They say that with whom you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it with. Believe me, dear colleagues, that there is nothing better than spending the next year in our friendly team. After all, as another wise man said, who works the way he rests! Let's drink to our wonderful New Year's cooperative and our colleagues' equally wonderful ability to work great!

The Year of the Dog says goodbye to the world under a volley of fireworks, which means that the time has come for the arrival of the next symbol - the White Rat. May happiness, success and prosperity come to all my colleagues during this period. I really want to believe that 2020 will be the beginning of career achievements and unexpected financial achievements for all of us. Let the boss appreciate us, and let the salary increase. Happy holidays!

There was a man who did not work anywhere. And everyone around him worked, earned money, bought cars and apartments. And he also wanted a car and an apartment. And then this man came to us and got a job. I worked a little and bought a car, then an apartment. And he began to live the way all our workers live.

Funny New Year's Eve 2020 Rat Toasts

First toast: “Goodbye! We will not see you sober today!”

Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: for as long as I can remember, they do not get sick, do not age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree. and do not visit the forest! For the New Year!

They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting? “Of course, my profession is interesting, but dangerous. Connect, for example, the wrong wires, and you will be fucked!” So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life does not enter into intimate relations with us!

New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time!

I congratulate you on this chic, swift, beautiful, powerful holiday and wish that after the New Year's table we will not be denied our main means of transportation - legs! So let's drink to the perpetual motion machine!

The girl gently asks the guy:

- Do you love me?

“Of course,” he replies just as gently.

- Will you marry me? the girl continues.

"What's with your habit of suddenly changing the subject of a conversation?!" – the guy was indignant. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year our loved ones are deprived of this vice!

The New Year is coming soon. A young woman was driving in a heavy snowfall. Then she remembered how her father advised her: "If you get into the snow and see a snowplow, go for it." Just as she thought so, a snowplow appeared. The young lady joined him and rode slowly. An hour later, the driver got out of the snowplow cab, approached her car and asked the lady:

- Why are you following me?

“My father advised me during a snowstorm to hide behind a snowplow and follow him,” she replied.

- Ah, that's the point! Well, we have already cleaned this parking lot, we went to another, - the driver agreed.

Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have a reliable shelter from storms, and not only snow ones!

Mom enters her son's room and sees: the light is out, a geography textbook is hanging on the wall, a burning lamp is on the table, and the son is praying on his knees:

- Lord, make sure that the Volga flows into the Black Sea, as I wrote in the geography test!

So let's drink to God bless us all in the new year!

In math class:

- Sidorov, name a two-digit number.

- Thirty one.

Why not thirteen? Sit down. Two. Petrov, name a two-digit number.

- Forty five.

Why not fifty-four? Sit down. Two. Rabinovich, name a two-digit number.

- Twenty two.

- Why not. You again with your Jewish jokes! Sit down. Three.

Let's drink to have fun in the new year!

New toasts for the New Year 2020 of the Metal Rat

In the New Year, you can wish anything at the table. For example, different New Year's toasts: On New Year's Eve, we all look forward to the weather pampering us with snow and a pleasant, not too strong frost. After all, not everyone will be able to sit all New Year's Eve at the festive table. High spirits, cheerful company… What could be better for a walk on this most magical night of the year?

Therefore, let's raise our glasses to the fact that in the new year we will be pleased with all the surprises of nature: the hot sun, and the cool day, and the summer downpour, and thunderstorms, and snowdrifts of fluffy snow.

A little white bear cub asks his mother:

– Mom, did we have brown bears in our family?

– No, son, we are thoroughbred polar bears.

-Maybe they were Himalayan?

– No, there were no Himalayan ones either.

"Damn, why am I so cold?"

So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we are more frost-resistant and not afraid of natural disasters or human shortcomings that can harm us.

It is possible that guests will like it if the next toast is a logical continuation of the previous one. In this way, you will be able to more fully open your thought and wish your friends exactly what they want, and you yourself.

People say: "One bee does not bring much honey."

May our friendship remain as strong, indestructible and sometimes mutually beneficial in the new year, but the latter, of course, is a little joke.

On New Year's Eve, toasts are made for the health and happiness of not only the adult half of humanity. Let's not forget about the kids and their well-being next year, so it will not be superfluous to “wedge in” a children's anecdote toast. Funny New Year's toasts only cheer you up.

Mom told her little son that there is a good Santa Claus in the world - a real one, with a red nose and beard. He brings gifts to good children. This miracle happens only once a year - on New Year's Eve. The kid decided to write a letter to Santa Claus and ask him for what he needs most:

-Dear Santa Claus! You are big and you can do anything. Could you send me a new hat, mittens and a fur coat for the New Year? Mom says that you are very kind and give gifts to good children.

The boy diligently sealed his letter in an envelope, and curious postmen guessed that a letter from a small child could only be addressed to Santa Claus. They hardly made out the children's handwriting, but nevertheless decided to buy the boy what he dreams of, only there was not enough money for mittens.

Just before the New Year, the baby received a package containing a brand new fur coat and hat. The boy writes a response letter in which he thanks Grandfather Frost so much:

-Santa Claus! Thank you for the gifts, I was very happy when I saw a fur coat and a hat. Here are just mittens, probably, the postmen pulled out at the post office.

So let's drink to happy guesses and assumptions that will illuminate our lives next year!

To cheer up in a company that has gathered to drink for the New Year, funny toasts for the New Year will help:

One day, by some miracle, a young penguin wandered into the desert. He walks and wonders, looking around. He looks and looks - and does not believe his eyes. He meets a camel. Penguin stops him and asks in amazement:

-Listen, Camel, do you have ice here - in the desert - or something strong?

- No, are you out of your mind?

Why did you put in so much sand?

For the correct explanation of all questions and problems! Pour!

Once two surgeons are talking:

– Well, how did you perform the operation, is everyone alive and well?

The other surgeon looks in bewilderment and replies:

- So they asked me to replace the pathologist ...

So let's drink to ensure that in the new year we hit the target exactly and make as few misses as possible.

May we have no shortage of spiritual food or ordinary lunch in the New Year!

Short funny toasts

First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!

So let's drink to the fact that the coming year was better than the previous one, but much worse than the next!

As you meet the New Year, so you will spend it !!! So why are we sitting and not drinking?

Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

At this table, all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the New Year. For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!

We always celebrate the New Year with champagne! So let's drink so that the life of each of us is like a glass of this sparkling drink - exciting, rich and overflowing!

It's time to drink for the one who is met everywhere - in hostels, and in cramped Khrushchevs, and in expensive villas, for the one to whom all people are happy, regardless of their position - for the New Year 2020, friends!

Let's raise our glasses to the fact that in the New Year we will have so many good and interesting deeds, unusual events and pleasant meetings, as many lights on the New Year's garland!

The coming year is the year of the Rat, and I want to drink so that none of us gets a rat, and there is only comfort and wealth in the house.

Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be shooting around us ... but only champagne, right on target and at close range!

Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree ... and not visit the forest! For the New Year!

Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table is more and more bursting with dishes, the smartphone is more and more torn from congratulatory calls from friends and an increasing number of children and grandchildren would give us gifts.

There is nothing more informal than a New Year's corporate party, when there are no bosses and subordinates, senior and junior in rank, but there are princesses, bunnies, squirrels and other festive characters that make up one cheerful company. And I want to wish that in the new year, like today, the atmosphere in our team would be as relaxed!

Dear colleagues and friends! Today, when we have gathered in honor of the celebration of the New Year, I would like to drink to our internal corporate relations. And wish that they were as strong as possible and you could say that they are friendly!

New Year is a wonderful holiday when you can take stock of the past year. So let's drink, dear colleagues, to the fact that we successfully overcame difficulties in the Old Year and to the fact that no matter what problems await us in the coming year. Our friendly close-knit team could always overcome them!

Dear Colleagues! Today, when we have gathered for our corporate party to celebrate the New Year, I would like to raise this glass and remind you that even to achieve the goal lies only in overcoming obstacles in your path. And therefore it is not necessary to perceive them as something negative. Let them serve as stepping stones to achieve the cherished goal, and let our team serve as the support that will always make it possible to stand on the edge of real danger! For you colleagues!

Let's write a letter to Santa Claus:
We ask for stability, honor.
Let us count the stars in the company,
And let it bring us income.

Also, let's have a drink.
For the health of our colleagues.
So that today at a corporate party
Wishes come true forever!

When else can you get together as a working team, if not on the eve of the holiday? The New Year is a great occasion, because the wind is whistling outside and a snowstorm is blowing, and we are sitting in a pleasant company and a pleasant atmosphere. So, I propose to drink for the fact that in everyone's life, there is always time to take a break and gain strength!

I would like to raise my glass and invite everyone to do the same! Let's drink to the family we've all found here. I would like to wish us all to become friendlier and friendlier, increase overall professionalism and productivity! For you, dear colleagues! May all your dreams come true in the coming year!

In this corporate party, I wish everyone to congratulate each other personally, wish only the best. Friends, Happy New Year. Let it become a new step for our company. For us!

Like a white ship, the New Year comes to our team. Let's drink so that it does not bring trouble, worries, and our management backed up our diligence and valuable skills with a generous salary increase.

It's time to officially fill the glasses with champagne, to drink for our prosperous company, for the friendly team. May all who have enemies get rid of them. Let all the unmarried become married, and all the unmarried get married. Happy new year friends!

A certain joker took out a fur coat and a beard of Santa Claus on New Year's Eve. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it and, before he could utter a word, threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with "Santa Claus". Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!

Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table is more and more bursting with dishes, the phone is more and more torn from congratulatory calls from friends and an increasing number of children and grandchildren would give us gifts!

Once upon a time there was a man: two years ago he was met in a hostel... A year ago he was met in a one-room, but his apartment... Now he is met in a country villa... But they are not expected in a hostel.
So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! For the New Year!

Let's raise our glasses so that the farewell of the old year is different from the farewell of the train at the station: the outgoing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the outgoing year will bring them to us!
Let's drink to keep it that way!

Let's drink for the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree .. and not visit the forest!
For the New Year!

New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time!
So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!

By tradition, we celebrate the New Year with champagne.
May our life in the New Year be like this champagne - light, exciting, fragrant and overflowing!

Health, joy and happiness
I wish you a New Year
So that neither anxiety nor misfortune
They didn't guard at the gate.
So that the sun gently shines
Everything that the heart is waiting for came true
And just to be gratifying
All your life, like this year!

With an open heart and love
We wish you happiness and health!
May the New Year with new happiness
Will enter your house as a master
And along with the smell of spruce
Success and joy will bring!

The old year is gone...
I want to say
Many good words
Wish you happiness.
To make life easy for you
Next year
For you to forget
Woe and trouble!

Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be shooting around us ... but only champagne, right on target and at close range!

Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!

At this table, all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the New Year.
For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!

May next year we have as many good and joyful events, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!

Life is like a New Year's garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. Well, if one thing does not work out for a person, everything falls out of hand.
So let's drink so that the garland of bright events in our life shimmers with all colors and never burns out!
For not burning out next year!

Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't do without a smile.
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!

In the village, one friend tells another:
- Yesterday Vasily showed up to me. At first he sat down and was silent. Then he fell on me and raped me... But he never said why he came.
So that you don’t have a question why I came here, I’ll say it straight:
I came to wish everyone a Happy New Year.

Let everything bad sink into eternity
With the last breath of December!
And everything beautiful, alive
Come to you in the morning of January!

The clock is ticking.
The old year is leaving.
His last pages rustle...
What was good - let it not go away,
And what is bad - will not happen again!

In the New Year outside the window
Quietly the snow falls
Let at your table
There will be joy and laughter
May enviable success
Waiting for you in any business
And enter without interference
Happiness in your bright home.

May you have many new friends in the new year, a new well-paid job, a new car, a new country villa where you could sit, like in the old days, with our old friendly circle and spend the old year!

Twice on the same ... New Years do not come!
You can't celebrate the same New Year twice...
So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! For the New Year!

Every New Year's Eve, my child stands at the frozen window and asks Santa Claus:
"Give me a toy!"
I smile, put him to bed, but then I myself go to the window and ask my good old friend - Santa Claus:
"Give my child happiness!".
So let's drink to the fulfillment of desires.

As you know, a person learns all his life. He learns every year, and every year, probably, becomes a little smarter ... And that means, for sure, that the years also learn something - from a person and from each other.
So let's drink to the fact that each next year learns only good things from the previous one!

May the New Year dawn on you
Will give you success
And let it sound in your house
Cheerful, ringing laughter.
May a faithful friend be near
Both on holiday and in bad weather.
And let it into your house, like a snowball,
Happiness always comes!

Happy new year congratulations!
We wish you happiness with all your heart!
To live this year for you
Without sadness and worries.
So that you work with success,
And have fun on the holiday
And good luck in your business
And smiles on your lips.
For love to bloom like a rose
And not sluggish from the cold,
And the house is full of kids
Be happy in everything!

On New Year's Eve, friends,
I wish you happiness.
Live happily and nicely
Have a million friends
Love work, nature, dear ones,
And you will be all right!

May the new year not add wrinkles,
And the old will smooth and erase,
Strengthens health, relieves failures
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness!

Happy New Year! May good luck
This year will give you
Complex tasks will be solved
And it will bring success.
So that the soul does not know worries
And at midnight to the hour
There was moisture from the glass
You have drunk for us.

Happy New Year!
Let the fun
Will make a housewarming in the souls,
And luck at this hour
Will not slip past you!

Let all the flowers at your feet fall
Let the stars turn into emeralds
Let grief and sorrow go away
May your dreams come true in the New Year!

Let the new year learn from the old only good! I congratulate you and wish you the main thing - the fulfillment of desires! Because when a person has what he dreamed of, he is cheerful, cheerful, healthy!
Happy New Year!

Winter is coming, playing with blizzards,
Frost crackles and summer is far away,
And we congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year bring you warmth!
The warmth of good luck, the joy of the first meeting,
Warmth of love, family warmth,
And let it ring on New Year's Eve
Glasses New Year's glass!

May next year come true what you planned the year before!.. Congratulations! May the New Year bring all your wishes come true!

In every person there is an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year the light of our souls would freely reach our friends.

Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share.

They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting?
- My profession, of course, is interesting, but dangerous. Connect, for example, the wrong wires, and you will be fucked!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life does not enter into intimate relations with us!

What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks.
What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.
Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and the cups of the soul with wonderful feelings!

We wish you that Santa Claus
I brought you a bag of health!
Gave joy to everyone
Brought a glass of champagne
I took illness, melancholy into a bag,
And hid somewhere in the forest!

Friends! The New Year will come soon.
Forget old sorrows
And sorrow days, and days of adversity
And everything that killed joy.
But don't forget the clear days
Golden hours, for dear hearts,
And old sincere friends
Whom you all loved so much.
Live new in the New Year!

I wish you a Happy New Year
Fun sonorous, like ice,
Smiles bright as amber,
Health, like frost in January.
May this year be a happy star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hurry with the old year
Let adversity all go away.

Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!

One man is asked:
- Why do you wear shoes two sizes too small?
He answers:
- On purpose. My wife is not pretty. Plus it's evil. Cooking bad! The son is a doppelgänger! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy in my life is when I take off my shoes in the evening!
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have other joys!

Once there were three strangers. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened them and asked:
"Who you are?"
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over.
Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in.
The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in."
The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth.
While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!